Can I Get Another Wife Test

Was having dinner with my In Laws and Uncle Toni's family today, the restaurant are kinda packed today and the waiting time for the food to arrive are unusually long. Someone talked about banana, this is when Uncle Toni said

Uncle Toni : You know there is a province in China where its a norm to have more than 1 wife ? but before you were allowed to marry another wife u hafta go thru "THE TEST" first.
Nam : What kinda test is that ?
Uncle Toni : This test is only applicable to men above 50s
Me : Then ?
Uncle Toni : Actually its a simple test to see if the old man is still up to it anot ler
Me : Faster tell lar hows is the test being carried out
Uncle Toni : ok ok , here is how :
1st - Tie the "man" up onto a pillar, tie hands, tie legs and strip naked. in an empty room.
2nd - Place a big drum just right below his testicles
3rd - Tie a "drum stick" to his kkc/penis
4th - Place a clock into the room.

Tomolo morning at 7am, he must be able to hit the drum loud enuff to wakeup the entire village with his "KKC" to prove that his KKC still very the power!

LMAO!!!

Now this is what i call a kukubird alarm!!!