Rojaks Daily 6 Most Eligible Female Bloggers

Heres da drill :
BOLD = Standard Questions
REGULAR = Answers
RED = My Comments
BLUE = Hyperlink



PENNY WONG

Name : PeNNyPupZ
Age : 17
Occupation : Hamsup Queen @ DrLiew's
Sex : when? where? how? specific abit lah tiu
Resides in : USJ
URL : http://pennypupz.ravishing.net/


Questions :

Describe yourself in less than 5 words
A pair of HUGE nice teteks [I TOTALLY AGREE!!!]

You pretty anot ?
Of course pretty la tiu [LENG LAAA ... REAL ONE! VERY LENG!]

Favourite Malaysian food
Ramley burger

Which part of your body are you most proud of?
My Teteks [ASS ALSO NOT BAD WAT ?]

Why ?
cuz there are people who love me teteks.. including my lober [rojaks] *winkwink* [*AHEM*]

Got tattoo anot ? if got where and what pikchure ?
Gottttttt.. you come check for yourself la [YOU ASKING ME IZZIT?]

Which part of your body do you most want to change then?
Still my tetekz.

Why ?
Paul Tan said mine is still not the biggest! he found someone else with a bigger tetekz!!! ARGHH!!! [YAHOR DAT DAY PAULTAN GOT SHOW ME THE PIC ALSO]

Still a virgin ? if yes why ? if not when lost it ? to who ? shiok anot ?
Nope.. lost to some yap pun jai.. boh shiok oh.. yappun mou feel ma ;p [ERR... 1ST TIME IS LIDAT ONE LA LOL!]

Do you practice safe sex ? how safe ? got wear knee cap, crash helmet and seat belts prior to that anot ?
Yes, normally before sex I will ask my partner to put on those safety equipments like leather underwear, hand cuffs and whip ... [-_-"]

Criteria u look for in a bf/gf/mating partner(s)
Lengchai
Nice rod
Muskular

Favourite phrase
Lober

Panty or g-string ? (female) Boxer or G-string (for guys)
G string... [I LOVE GUYS IN BOXERS =)~~~~~~~]

What do you think of fear factor ?
Yummy!! [i mean the hot topless guys. not the worms n shit]

In less than 100 words describe why you would promote younger generation to read rojaks daily.
Rojaks is a malaysian delicacy and therefore we should semangat malaysia boleh. okay wtf.. rojaks daily is very educational in almost all areas... especially sexually.. since government aso dowan to implement more sex studies mai this is a suitable alternative! :P [ALO! ROJAKS DAILY IS NOT A DEDICATED SEX BLOG LA!]

If u dissed me then after that u kena accident … can I say "its all fair now ?"
NO! MCHKNN!!!

Ever watched Fear Factor? If I were to add u into the show … what kinda fear do u think you can inflict the most ?
I flash them my boobs when they are doing their stunts, sure they will fail one! [WILL CAUSE TRAGIC ACCIDENT ALSO!]

If you were to use William hung to represent a msian bloggers who would it be ?
Kennysia

Do you think the pic of that guy on Rojaks Daily's header is handsome ?
Hensemmmmmm!!! [eh this one stating the obvious ler]






KIMBERLY
Name : Kimberlycun
Age : 21
Occupation : Student
Sex : F
Resides in : KL
URL : http://www.kimberlycun.com/


Questions :

Describe yourself in less than 5 words
I AM EVERYONE'S DREAM. [EH BM, I NEBER DREAM OF U BEFOH LER]

You think you are pretty anot ?
I AM PERFECT. [+_+"]

Favourite Malaysian food
WANTAN MEE [WANTANMEEN PWN!!!!]

Which part of your body are you most proud of?
SKIN.

Why ?
COZ IT'S PERFECT.

Got tattoo anot ? if got where and what pikchure ?
DONCH HAVE. [WHATS THAT ON YOUR A.... ERR.. NVM]

Which part of your body do you most want to change then?
UPPER ARMS.

Why ?
COZ THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE PARIS HILTON'S ARMS. [THOSE WERE ARMS? I THOT SHE PUT WHAT KINDA STICK ON HER SHOULDERS]

Still a virgin ? if yes why ? if not when lost it ? to who ? shiok anot ?
DUH. JUST NOW. TOM CRUISE. SI BEH SYIOK. [-_-""]

Do you practice safe sex ? how safe ? got wear knee cap, crash helmet and seat belts prior to that anot ?
PLEASE PRACTISE SAFE SEX.

Criteria u look for in a bf/gf/mating partner(s)
RICH AND HANDSOME.

Favourite phrase
GOT TWO ACTUALLY.
1.I WANT TO EAT
2.HUMP ME <- [GUYS U SEE THIS ANOT ?]

Panty or g-string ? (female) Boxer or G-string (for guys)
G-STRING.

What do you think of fear factor ?
GUILTY PLEASURE. [PLEASURE ? WATCHING OR PARTICIPATING? ]

In less than 100 words describe why you would promote younger generation to read rojaks daily
THEY SHOULDN'T. THEY SHOULD READ KIMBERLYCUN.COM ONLY. [MAKAI MAU CURI SPOTLIGHT KA!]

If u dissed me then after that u kena accident … can I say "its all fair now ?"
CANNOT. [BUT BUT I DONT MEAN IT ONE WOR]

Ever watched Fear Factor? If I were to add u into the show … what kinda fear do u think you can inflict the most ?
EAT MY SHIT. [WUAHHHHHHHH DATS SCARY MAN!!!]

If you were to use William hung to represent a msian bloggers who would it be ?
Lcf. [WUAH ... WE ARE WALKING ON DANGEROUS GROUND HERE]

Do you think the pic on rojaks daily's header is handsome ?
I THINK THE PLANKTONS WERE PRETTY TURNED ON. [EH PLANKTON TURNED ON LEDI CHANGE TO WHAT KALER ONE HUH?]





REALLY BITES
Name : betul-betul gigit
Age : Muda Lagi
Occupation : mamasan.
Sex : female lah! cis
Resides in : dalam hutan tropical kat satu pulau dekat garisan khatulistiwa
URL : http://reallybites.net/mtt



Questions :

Describe yourself in less than 5 words
i really bite. [BITE WHERE? FOR HOW LONG ?]

You pretty/hansem anot ?
i no hansem laa. [BUT I AM HANSEM MAH!]

Favourite Malaysian food
Laksa! [NOW I KNOW WHY U GOT SO MANY PIMPLES LOL!]

Which part of your body are you most proud of?
Cibai wat kinda question is this ar.hmm my eyes. [ ERR .. YOUR ANSWER IS CIBAI OR EYES AR ?]

Why ?
Coz they can output 50V with 10A of current! keng or not! [WOW! YOUR CIBAI CAN GENERATES ELECTRICITY ONE!!! KENG LAR!!!]

Got tattoo anot ? if got where and what pikchure ?
gotttttttttttttt at my ass there.a pickchure of rojak lor.you wanan see ar? [YES PULEZZZ LEMME SEE!!!]

Which part of your body do you most want to change then?
My hair.the above punya head punya hair arr. [WHERE ELSE GOT HAIR ?]

Why ?
Dont be so kaypo la.ish. [ .I. ] *.I. = EMOTICON FOR MIDDLE FINGER

Still a virgin ? if yes why ? if not when lost it ? to who ? shiok anot ?
Mahai! i duwan answer this question! hmph. [OK OK I KNOW LEDI ... I M SURE THE BAD EXPERIENCE WILL GO AWAY ... TIME WILL HEAL ... LOL!]

Do you practice safe sex ? how safe ? got wear knee cap, crash Helmet and seat belts prior to that anot ?
Aiyo where got wear seat belts wan.wear di,how to move la! must ask the other person to wear multiple condoms also.one for each color. especially when the other fella's cock is thin,must wear more condoms,so that they cock will look fatter. [HAHAHA!!! YOU MEAN YOUR BF GOT SMALL DI.... AH NVM...]

Criteria u look for in a bf/gf/mating partner(s)
Must be as lengjai as (or more than) rojak! akekke. [WOW PPL IN PG ALSO KNOW BOUT MY LENGJAI LOOKS EDI AR ?]

Favourite phrase
knnmcbmchlanjiaucibaipukimahaiwtffuckyou! [WOW ... I THINK THIS WORD CAN GO INTO THE GUINESS REKOD LEDI]

Panty or g-string ? (female) Boxer or G-string (for guys)
Boxers la...eh wait...not asking what i like on guys hor? .akaka none of the above.natural is the way to go babeh!. [DENIAL DENIAL .... WE NOW KNOW U LIKE TO WEAR BOXERS ONE HAHAHA!]

What do you think of fear factor ?
I think its veli stupid.but sometimes,the stupid plp quite cute also. [WE CALL PPL LIDIS BIMBO LOL!]

In less than 100 words describe why you would promote younger generation to read Rojaks Daily
I wont promote to them la.bad influence.tsk tsk tsk. Okay la i gib u face..i will tell them... reading rojaks make my day, its just so fucking hillarious, unlike the owner, whos just plain boring!
disclaimer : saying someone is boring is a compliment okay! [EH YOU ALSO BORING PERSON AND ITS COMPLIMENTARY FROM ME :P]

If u dissed me then after that u kena accident … can I say "its all fair now ?"
hmm more like karma la lahling. [KARMA? KURMA IZZIT ? RAYA KAMBING MAH]

Ever watched Fear Factor? If I were to add u into the show … what kinda fear do u think you can inflict the most ?
Got lah.got so many cute guys.hmm,dunno wor.prob the eating part.you have to add me only u know. akakaka. [MAYBE YOU DO THAT GHOST LOOK LIKE THE PIC IN YOUR MSN ?]

If you were to use William hung to represent a msian bloggers who would it be ?
Errrr.....this one kenot answer.....after i kena belasah...=p [PUSSY!]

Do you think the pic on Rojaks Daily's header is handsome ?
Of coz! sangat teramat hansem! *vomits blood [YOU MENTIONED THIS 3 TIMES LEDI U KNOW, MAKING ME BLUSH :P]




SUANIE TEW
Name : suanie the hottest chick in the world, no arguments
Age : of legal age in most countries already
Occupation : converting oxygen to carbon
Sex : hot chick
Resides in : call me for directions thanks
URL : http://www.suanie.net/


Questions :

Describe yourself in less than 5 words
i am so hot kthxbai [ESPECIALLY IN BIKINI LINK]

You pretty/hansem anot ?
need to ask meh?!? [ERR ... FURONG JIEJIE ALSO SAY SHES PRETTY WOR!]

Favourite Malaysian food
keropok lekor, fat and 7 inches long [ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHAT I THINK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT ?]

Which part of your body are you most proud of? why ?
i am proud of every part because they make up the hot chick that i am [I THINK U HOTTER THAN SPG LER]

Got tattoo anot ? if got where and what pikchure ?
don't have, i sked kena cucuk benda kecik [IF BENDA BESAR U SKED ANOT ?]

Which part of your body do you most want to change then?
this question is not relevant why ? see above

still a virgin ? if yes why ? if not when lost it ? to who ? shiok anot ?
you can come and claim me [WHO? ME ???]

do you practice safe sex ? how safe ? got wear knee cap, crash helmet and seat belts prior to that anot ?
The whole divers set

criteria u look for in a bf/gf/mating partner(s)
not too ugly, not shorter than me, not stupid [EH ... THIS PERSON SUSAH MAU FIND LER ... IF GOT STOK ALSO SURE KENA BOOK LEDI ONE ]

Favourite phrase
what the fuck

panty or g-string ? (female) Boxer or G-string (for guys)
red hot grannies panties [OMFG!!! KINKY!!!]

what do you think of fear factor ?
sucks

in less than 100 words describe why you would promote younger generation to read Rojaks Daily
because after you read rojaks daily, you would truly appreciate the great blog that suanie.net is [ALO! GIBE ABIT FACE CAN AR ?]

If u dissed me then after that u kena accident … can I say "its al fair now ?"
sure, if you wanna kena tumbuk by me, then be known as one of the undesirables.. but it won't happen lah coz if true then i would be long dead by now [ ..... SO FIERCE ONE MEH LU ?]

Ever watched Fear Factor? If I were to add u into the show … what kinda fear do u think you can inflict the most ?
i seem to have the uncanny talent to making people puke just by showing up. i don't know why [EVER CONSIDERED SWITCHING YOUR PERFUME TO SOME OTHER BRAND ? IF U R USING ANY IF NOT IT MUST BE THE NATURAL STENCH LOL!]

if you were to use William hung to represent a msian bloggers who would it be ?
kah soon kekekeke [OI! PLS REFRAIN YOURSELF FROM FLAMING PROBLOGGERS OR PROBLOGGERS TO BE OK?]

Do you think the pic on Rojaks Daily's header is handsome ?
Absolutely [THIS ONE I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU]



LILIAN CHAN

Name : The one and only 5xmom
Age : Still young la
Occupation : Cyber phat phor with a golden heart
Sex : Quite often jugak la
Resides in : Island of rojaks and laksa - Penang
URL : http://www.chanlilian.net


Questions :

Describe yourself in less than 5 words
Fuwah, KNN, this woman best! [MESS WITH THE BEST, DIE LIKE THE REST]

You pretty/hansem anot ?
Very lenglui [ARE YOU RELATED TO FURONG JIEJIE IN ANY WAY?]

Favourite Malaysian food
Durian

Which part of your body are you most proud of?
My cibai [OMFG!!!]

Why ?
Can give birth to so many humans, sure most useful mah [TRUE ALSO WOR!]

Got tattoo anot ? if got where and what pikchure ?
- Nochet got but if got, I will tattoo ROJAKZ on my butt [EH WHY ALL PENANG CHARBOHS GOT THIS HABIT OF TATTOOING THINGS ON BUTT ONE HAR?]

Which part of your body do you most want to change then?
Choy...why wanna change such a beautiful body like mine [+_+"]

Why ?
That's why lor, I am too good liao

Still a virgin ? if yes why ? if not when lost it ? to who ? shiok anot ?
Apa itu virgin? Never heard before for a long time liao. Why you want to know? You pervert ah? You pimp for virgin girls ah? I heard you can get a virgin to de-flower for RM40,000 in kiasuland. Cilaka, last time why no one tells me leh? I rugi sai. If not RM40,000 masuk pocket. [EH NOW ALSO CAN MAH! GOTO YAPUN AND REDO YOUR V LA! THEN GOTO KIASULAND AND SELL IT FOR 40K! LOL!]

Do you practice safe sex ? how safe ? got wear knee cap, crash helmet and seat belts prior to that anot ?
Boys and girls, it is not good to practice safe sex. Best practice is no sex. Treasure your body. It is sacred. Give it only to the man you marry, on your wedding night. *ok, ok, change mode* You want to know hor? Why you want to know? Sei pat koong. [OII!! KNOT SCOLD HOST ONE!!!]

Criteria u look for in a bf/gf/mating partner(s)
The crazy answers : Rich, an orphan, hunky with long dick that last and last and last like the Eveready bunny and skillful.
The serious answers : Trustworthy, reliable, responsible, hard working (in work and bed LOL), have vision and must love children.

Favourite phrase
Siao ah?

Panty or G-string ? (female) Boxer or G-string (for guys)
Only when I need to go out. [NO WEAR WINDY AR ?]

What do you think of fear factor ?
The world is getting sicker. [BUT THAT SHOW GOT LENGJAI WITH HALF A BRAIN ONE WOR!]

In less than 100 words describe why you would promote younger generation to read Rojaks Daily
Rojakz has everything all in one. He is fatherly sometimes, talk like Yesou sometimes and most importantly, he can see the jokes in everything. [WUAH ... FREE ADVERTISEMENT!]

If u dissed me then after that u kena accident … can I say "its al fair now ?"
Only one sucker would do that. BEEP BEEP!! TOOT TOOT!!! (censored) [RELEKS AUNTY RELEKS!!!]

Ever watched Fear Factor? If I were to add u into the show … what kinda fear do u think you can inflict the most ?
Willwolf always threatening ppls by asking me to rape them, I think they will run like siao if I wanna rape them also OR i can do my twin sister parody! they sure afraid one! [WHOA! BE AFRAID!!! BE VEHLEE AFRAID!!!]

If you were to use William hung to represent a msian bloggers who would it be ?
You want me to kena sai meh? I dare not tell you leh. But if you want to know MSN lah. [PUSSY!]

Do you think the pic on Rojaks Daily's header is handsome ?
Gives me orgasm every time. I print it out and stick it on my bedroom ceiling so when my ATM make love to me i easily can cum. [ATM??? YOU ARE MARRIED ??? CHIBAI LAR! KENA CONNED! THIS ONE IS MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELORETTE POST LAAA LOL! SOLI WRONG PLACE LIOW ]





FIREANGEL - BLOG IDOL

Name : FireAngel
Age : 25 years young
Occupation : Lap dancer
Sex : Chic
Resides in : Rum Jungle
URL : http://welovefireange.com



Questions :

Describe yourself in less than 5 words
Siau sometimes. Otherwise quite normal. [ AND PRETTY EVERYTIME!]

You pretty/hansem anot ?
I'm pretty hansem [ WE KNEW THAT ALREDI]

Favourite Malaysian food.
So hard to choose. But if kena gun point and force to make decision then chicken rice is the best. kai hong. with lotsa charp. The rice and soup must be nice also. Got one place near my office VERY NICE one email me I intro you can no problem. You know ah... there was one year I spend ALMOST EVERY DAY eating chicken rice for lunch. Yum. [OK CAN SOMEONE FIND OUT THAT CHIKEN LICE SHOP AND WE ALL GO CAMP THERE EVERYDAY WAIT FOR HER TO SHOW UP!]

Which part of your body are you most proud of?
erm. erm. ermm... my hair? (on the head one lar TIU!) [OF COZ LAR! IF NOT WHERE ELSE WOR ....]

Why ?
because my face a bit farked abit and my hair and swish here and swish there abit like shampoo advert yeay and then and then sumtimes at night in the club when is dark dark and people cannot see my face... they see my hair and they mistake me for a hotchick. Sometimes got lah. [HMMM HOTCHICK WITH DENIAL SYNDROM]

Got tattoo anot ? if got where and what pikchure ?
no tatoo. want to get but chicken shit scared of pain. if i get it will be at the small of the back. supposed to be veryyy sexyyyyyyyyyyyyy............ [EH! YOU CAN GET KY TO GO WITH YOU THEN U BITE ON HIS FINGERS IF PAIN LER LOL!]

Which part of your body do you most want to change then?
I NEED SOME BOOBS. [SOME BOOBS IS HOW MANY ? MORE THAN 2 ?]

Why ?
Abit fucking obvious right [I DONT THINK SO, MIND IF I TAKE A LOOK TO ACCESS THE REAL SITUATION? ITS FOR SCIENCE SAKE OKAY?!!!]

Still a virgin ? if yes why ? if not when lost it ? to who ? shiok anot ?
Erm this question abit too intimate dowan to answer ok

Do you practice safe sex ? how safe ? got wear knee cap, crash helmet and seat belts prior to that anot ?
Fire extinguisher and ejector seats very important.

Criteria u look for in a bf/gf/mating partner(s)
Same wave length. like me.. except more masculine and intelligent and more leng chai and more talent and more money and more…. [ERR ... MEN LIDAT ALL EITHER TAKEN OR THEY ARE GAY ONE ... TARAK STOK LEDI LER!]

Favourite phrase
Fuck you lah tiu

Panty or g-string ? (female) Boxer or G-string (for guys)
Panty. more comfy. g string like getting wedgy all the time. [*SLURPSSS*]

What do you think of fear factor ?
Stupid lanjiau waste of time show lah [ -_-"]

In less than 100 words describe why you would promote younger generation to read Rojaks Daily
Because it is TEH PWN YOU NOOBSS!!!!1111oneoneone [EVERYONE KNOW THAT LEDI LER .....]

If u dissed me then after that u kena accident … can I say "its all fair now ?"
Of course not DIU. both my knees farked up already u want me to kena what fuck more accident hah?!?!?!? [SEKIU!!! SEKIU!! HELP ME HERE! SHES GETTING VIOLENT!] *SEKIU = Security IN canto

Ever watched Fear Factor? If I were to add u into the show … what kinda fear do u think you can inflict the most ?
Got watch. I can dance like baboon on cili padi. Quite scary wan. Apperently people just stare and go WHAT THE FUCK!??!?!?!?!!!!11111oneoneone [BABOON CAN DANCE ?? SCARY SHIT!]

If you were to use William hung to represent a msian bloggers who would it be ?
......rojaks obviously DUH. he kenot sing kenot dance but he does his best to entertain. lalalalla. *runs* [OI! WRONG ANSWER LAR!]

Do you think the pic on rojaks daily's header is handsome ?
*chokes on PHLEGM* *cough cough* *dies* [WANT LIDAT MEH? :P ]



A BIG tenkiu for all the above bloggers for their time and willingness to participate in this sick scam interview of mine HAHAHA! It was fun reading all the feedback sent by you gals! YOU GALS ROCKS!! I LEBIU ALL!!!

Eerr ... ok guys now you peeple owe me big time ok ? I went thru lotsa torturing and begging to get you all this kinda infos so read them properly then if you think got candidate ngam you, you can leave me a message in my comment asking for their tel number ... pls included RM 88 as processing fees, CASH !

Kao Bought Kanebo ? Will they change the name ?

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By Scrolling down or page down to read more, you hereby AGREED that there shall be no legal complication(s) arises from you reading the joke below. Otherwise please leave now.

If you got read newspehpah yesday got news about :


Kao corp from Japan (they are fehmes for produts like Kao Biore, bar soaps and others personal hygiene products)



took over



Kanebo Cosmetics Inc, also from Japan (this one women sure know one! Kanebo is the cosmetic company with base in Tokio).

After i read this news har ... i got think bout it also, after Kao took over Kanebo will they change the name ? Skali i got an idea for a great new name for Kanebo. Scroll down ler ... suspense mah lidis!

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Guys Nite Out - What Do We Talk About ?

Wednesday is usually my Bachelor nite, its like the guys-nite-out thing. Most of the time we will find a place to chat. Place ranging from pubs to coffeebean to kopitiam, it depends on who hafta head home early n whois treating that sorta thing.

I was once asked by a female frend bout why do guys need to have guys-nite-out kinda event ? why cant they bring along their spouse ? If you must know, do you know what we guys tok bout when we go out ? most of the time we will talk about girls/women! if bring spouse sure kena ban and boycott kaw kaw from the geng la!!! bring your spouse to the guys-nite-out event is suicidial, its hazardous to health do not attempt this at home, with out without supervision!

Lemme share with you a few of the "nicest" jokes we made on women. this one comes from Andy Tew (yes his surname is Tew)

He asked us this question sometime ago "What is the similarity between woman and aeroplane?" and of coz none of us get it right so he proceed to tell us his answer "They both have 'cock-pits' LMAO!"

Heres another one by Ronald "What is the difference between a woman having a bath on a Sunday morning, and one going to church on a Sunday morning?"
Heres the punch line "The woman going to the church got 'a soul fulla hope' and the one having a bath got 'a hole fulla soap' LOL!"

"a hole fulla soap"

With this kinda women jokes going on, I do not foresee any perfectly rational sane guys would bring a women to this event wont you ? well then again ... you might be a unrational sohai which we label as WH4 one la! lol!

NO, IM NOT A RACIST SEXIST !!! but if there is women out there that would like to flame me ... i wont curse you kena accident one ler ... dont worry! LMAO!

Btw, you guys seen Suanie's bikini pic ? wuah .. that mama got big jugs man!!! dont belif me! goan see for yourself HERE

Mama-mia~~~ *slurpss*

George Bush - See I smart anot ?

Today, I got lotsa Electro in Me

Someone told me that after a while of reading my blog, my jokes are kinda getting from stale to sucks, So today I decided not to post any jokes and I wanna post something about my life for a change.

I woke up early today, thats 9am (hey 9am is still early ok ?) I m due for another round of extensive checkup at Sunway Hospital. On our way there we managed to deviate from our original path and stop at the R&R in Kesas highway for breakfast YEA!!! I dunno why but this kinda R&R breakfast reminded me of those highway diners along highway 66 in Amalika (hahaha! I know I m weird). Its almost 9:30am and it looks like most of the shops there are still notchet open. Its kinda peaceful eating there compares to the forever busy mia ahpek kopitiam.

Blekfast at Kesas R&R, peaceful isnt it ?

I arrived at the hospital at around 10am, right on time. My appointment wasnt due till 10:15am, so i still got time to go around the place to snap pikchures like jakun LOL! I did not get any pictures taken on my first trip last week so i thot i made it up this time by taking more pikchures ... I think i need a life hehe.

Reception area at Sunway Hospital

Got up to the first floor and head straight to the doc's clinic/room to register myself, its the same nurse as last week I guessed she could recognise me by now hence i cracked a joke in front of her, I said to her "good morning! I m all ready for you guys to attach wires on me!" she giggled. She then proceed to point me the way to all the places I m suppose to stop by for me to complete my test of the day, 5 stops to be exact thats excluding the trips to washrooms, back to the clinic, cashier and pharmacy. Oh boy ... I m so excited! its like a one day tour kinda thingy.

My Doc's Clinic

So, there I was hopping from one place to the other being all wired up in each and every room and asked to do silly stuffs, in one of the room (I forgot which particular one, they asked me to breath only with my mouth for like half an hour!!!) then in anoder room they asked me to goto sleep, but they woke me up within half an hour! wah lau eh! make me blur blur man! It wasnt all that fun you know ? below is the picture of some of the "rooms" i visited today .

After kena so many Electro electro test, no wonder i feel like i got lotsa Electro in me today! I m feeling like a Superhero! call me ELECTROMAN! wha ? its taken ??? DIUZZ!!!!

After all that room hopping, I headed back to my doc's clinic with all the reports for a final debriefing and she told me the results DO NOT look good .... next week kena go back for MRI ... whatever fark that is ... this is the time where you feel your decision to buy medical insurance is the best decision made over the past decade. :)

Last stop, MANA MAU LARI !!! BAYAR DULU !!!! how much ?? dun ask ....

Can I Get Another Wife Test

Was having dinner with my In Laws and Uncle Toni's family today, the restaurant are kinda packed today and the waiting time for the food to arrive are unusually long. Someone talked about banana, this is when Uncle Toni said

Uncle Toni : You know there is a province in China where its a norm to have more than 1 wife ? but before you were allowed to marry another wife u hafta go thru "THE TEST" first.
Nam : What kinda test is that ?
Uncle Toni : This test is only applicable to men above 50s
Me : Then ?
Uncle Toni : Actually its a simple test to see if the old man is still up to it anot ler
Me : Faster tell lar hows is the test being carried out
Uncle Toni : ok ok , here is how :
1st - Tie the "man" up onto a pillar, tie hands, tie legs and strip naked. in an empty room.
2nd - Place a big drum just right below his testicles
3rd - Tie a "drum stick" to his kkc/penis
4th - Place a clock into the room.

Tomolo morning at 7am, he must be able to hit the drum loud enuff to wakeup the entire village with his "KKC" to prove that his KKC still very the power!

LMAO!!!

Now this is what i call a kukubird alarm!!!

Girls of Which Race is the Horniest ?

Yesday go yum char at mamak with Eddy and Ronald, Eddy was telling us this joke which is funny as hell. Its a lil bit racist tho. Those who cant take it pulez leave now.

Eddy was asking us this question :

Eddy : Eh lemme ask you both, you know outta all the race in Asia, which is the most hamsup one for girls la?
Me : Jabpenis girls!!!!
Eddy : Wrong!
Ronald : Thaicock girl!!!!
Eddy : Wrong!
Me : Then ???
Eddy : Its indian girl la
Ronald : How come ?
Eddy : Each time they come across a guy, they would fold their hands, look down and say "wannacum"?????
Me : KAKAKAKA!! eh puki thats vanakum la!!! not WANNACUM!!!
Eddy : sounds the same mah hahaha!
Ronald : makai lu lidat also can ar ?
Eddy : haha can lar! then u guys wanna know who is the 2nd most horniest race anot ?
Me & Ronald : who who ?
Eddy : Korean girls la
Ronald : Korean girls ? mch must be some lame joke again ....
Eddy : diuuu .... u wanna listen anot wan ?
Ronald : ok ok tell la faster!
Eddy : Each time a guy does something for them, they would say "Come suck me lah"
Me : oi mch u dun blow cow la! "Kam sa mi da" in korean actually means "thank you" not what what "come suck me lar"

Ronald : kakaka mch this fucker telling lame joke lagi ... eh mch u made us listen to your lame jokes so tonite you must blanja us roti telur 2 bijik each ok ? if not u go home yourself kakakaka!!!
Me : wuah mch Ronald u smart har .... today u fetch him got purpose one izzit ?
Ronald : Yala mch this farker stingy like fark ... if not use this way i think difficult mau see him draw wallet la
Me : WUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Eddy : MCH you two fuckers you becareful .... one day i sure revenge kaw kaw one!

Men are still men!

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do
with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man is impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of STRONG golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves
him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money...

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Then he married the one with the largest breasts.
Men are still Men!!!

Happy Hour in Amsterdam

A few years ago, I was in Amsterdam attending to a huge exhibition related to our field. Needless to say by the end of the exhibition we all are dog tired. So I got hold of David whois from UK, Nigel From Aus and Abbas who is from Kuwait to go to a pub for happy hour.

At the pub, this conversation took place :

David :I have four daughters, one more I can form a basketball team.
Nigel : I have five sons, one more I can have a volleyball team

Then Abbas the filthy rich Kuwaiti gave a sigh and said

Abbas : I got no kids even tho i got 17 wives,1 more wife i can have myself a personal GOLF COURSE!HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Rojaks Daily 8 Most Eligible MALE Bloggers

Heres da drill :
BOLD = Standard Questions
REGULAR = Answers
RED = My Comments
BLUE = Hyperlink
OREN = JUST TESTING TO SEE IF YOU ARE COLOR BLIND ANOT


BUTTY
Name : bUttsHAk3r
Age : 21
Occupation :stuuuuden in Lunton
Sex : yes puhleeez!
Resides in : Leeds (UK) atm
URL :http://buttshak3r.blogspot.com

Questions :

Describe yourself in less than 5 words
Hensem, lengjai, yau yeng, mou tak teng, smart. [YAR CAN SEE YOUR PIC ALSO VERY HANSEM]

You pretty/hansem anot ?
Abudhen, everyday I oso read rojaks daily, I of coz lengjai lah! [BEST ANSWER SO FAR!]

Favourite Malaysian food
Nasi lemak. Wahliewww..

Which part of your body are you most proud of?
My... ummm… my… fingers! [OMFG! FINGERS ? NOT HAND OR PALM MEH?]

Why ?
Because they are long and sexy!

Got tattoo anot ? if got where and what pikchure ?
Donch have ler. [ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE NOT FROM PENANG? BCOZ PENANG PEEPLE THEY LOVE TO TATTOO THEIR BUTT ONE LOL!]

Which part of your body do you most want to change then?
My whole face can ah? I wan to look like Bart Leung Gum

Why ?
Because I not lengjai enuff yet, hor? [NVM WAT ? U RICH MAH CAN AFORD TO TRASH A ALTIZ LOL!]

Still a virgin ? if yes why ? if not when lost it ? to who ? shiok anot ?
What is sex hor? I tot babies came from birds with big necks wan?

Do you practice safe sex ? how safe ? got wear knee cap, crash helmet and seat belts prior to that anot ?
When I have sex, I also remember to put on my elbow pads hokay. Waliew, it's not safe without elbow pads ok! [ELBOW PADS ONLY ? SANITARY PAD GOT PUT ON ANOT ?]

Criteria u look for in a bf/gf/mating partner(s)
Mmmn, shoulder blades and pretty feet. [ISNT THAT SOME KINDA FETISH?]

Favourite phrase
You want to sound sexy like me also? My favourite phrase is… ugh. Whatever.

Panty or g-string ? (female) Boxer or G-string (for guys)?
Panties, please. [PANTY ? WITH OR WITHOUT LACE ?]

What do you think of fear factor ?
It's a waste of time. I only watch shows with Bart Leong Gum in it.

In less than 100 words describe why you would promote younger generation to read Rojaks Daily
Becoz hor, life's a bitch hor. Stress ma, stress. And how to de-stress leh? Read rojaks daily, of coz! One, two, three… I oni got eighteen words, hor!

If u dissed me then after that u kena accident … can I say "its al fair now ?"
Can can. Then you can oso say "DAI LEI SEI!". I would say that too!

Ever watched Fear Factor? If I were to add u into the show … what kinda fear do u think you can inflict the most ?
I will take my shirt off and show everyone… wahlao, people will start running.. and then I win [WHY AH? U GOT MORE THAN 2 NIPPLES ONE IZZIT ?]

If you were to use William hung to represent a msian bloggers who would it be ?
Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiewcf [ALO! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BASH PROBLOGGERS IN MY SHOW OK?]

Do you think the pic on Rojaks Daily's header is handsome ?
Hensem! Dem hensem! [THE WAY YOU SAY IT LIKE KENA PAKSA LIDAT MCH!]





AHLONG BKT BERUNTUNG

Name : JxT2J (some people call me Han Sem)
Age : Stone Age
Occupation : Plesidern of the Bogus Blind Beggers ASS-"O"-ciation
Sex : 3 Times Per Week
Resides in : Bogus Blind Begger's HQ
URL : http://buangmasa.net


Questions :

Describe yourself in less than 5 words
oh wait hold on i go toilet. NO! THAT ONE NO COUNT LEH! [SOLI CAMERA ROLL LEDI KNOT CUT CUT ONE]

You pretty/hansem anot ?
See my above pic pls. I can model for clothing, cars and condoms. [I THINK ADVERTISE SUNGLASSES OR WALKING STICK FOR BLINDMAN MORE APPROPRIATE LA!]

Favourite Malaysian food
Anak Semut Goreng + Ikan Paus [IN BATU THEY ARE FEEDING YOU THIS KINDA STUFFS KA ?]

Which part of your body are you most proud of?
How dare you ask such as perverted question? btw, it's the left palm. [ERR ... U USE LEFT PALM TO TFK ONE KA ? U DINT PLEKTIS AMBIDEXTROUS MEH ?]

Why ?
Got draw cute cute animal cheat small small girl to give me money. I am beggar leh! remember? [ I STILL THINK U USING LEFT PALM TO TFK]

Got tattoo anot ? if got where and what pikchure ?
I JUST TOLD YOU, YOU SILLY FARK! [I VERY SURE U USE YOUR LEFT PALM TO TFK]

Which part of your body do you most want to change then?
Still my left palm. [I THINK BY NOW EVERYONE ALSO KNOW U USES YOUR LEFT PALM TO TFK]

Why ?
THE FUCKING CUTE ANIMAL IS AN UGLY DONKEY! FARK! [OI I SAID WE KNOW U USE LEFT PALM TO TFK LEDI LA! HOW MANY TIME YOU WANNA REPEAT YOURSELF!]

Still a virgin ? if yes why ? if not when lost it ? to who ?
NOnononononono. Lost it 3 years ago, in a jungle named Alpafarklonngehchian. To who ah... dunno. too dark to see. [TOO DARK ?? YOUR LOVER IS NEGRO KA?]

Shiok anot ?
KENA RAPE SHIOK ANOT?! CIBAI GORILLAS! [MCH! NOW WE KNOW WHY U LIKE HAIRY ANIMALS]

Do you practice safe sex ? how safe ? got wear knee cap, crash helmet and seat belts prior to that anot ?
Got airbags... [ YAR AIRBAGS VERY IMPORTANT ... PAULTAN IS THE EXPERT OF AIRBAGS]

Criteria u look for in a bf/gf/mating partner(s)
Must have airbags...

Favourite phrase
I can't see. I'm going to fall. Please hold me. [YOU R SUPPOSE TO SAY THIS BEFORE YOU MOLEST INNOCENT GIRLS OR AFTER ?]

Panty or g-string ? (female) Boxer or G-string (for guys)?
Wear nothing is best.

What do you think of fear factor ?
Stupid Fear Factor. Always show at night! I no free at night go begging stupid tv show at night! Wargh. [CAN WATCH ON YOUR 3G MOBILE PHONE WHILE U WORK MAH! ... EH WATS UR JOB EDI ?]

In less than 100 words describe why you would promote younger generation to read Rojaks Daily
because old pple read liao will laugh until heart attack. [NO WONDER LOTSA INSURANCE AGENTS ASK ME TO PLACE THEIR ADS IN ROJAKS LA!]

If u dissed me then after that u kena accident … can I say "its all fair now ?"
No? you diss me lah we try.

Ever watched Fear Factor? If I were to add u into the show … what kinda fear do u think you can inflict the most ?
SMELLOPHOBIA! I lift my arms got super smelly stench. Everyone will run away. Even the host LOL! [ IS THAT STENCH KINDA RELATED TO YOUR WORK OR IZZIT RELATED TO TFK ?]

If you were to use William hung to represent a msian bloggers who would it be ?
LIM KIT SIANG! No, joking. LIM KIT SIANG! DAP PLS NO DESTROY MY CLUBHOUSE! [OI! LU MAU GET ME IN TROUBLE KA ? MP ALSO U DISS! ]

Do you think the pic on rojaks daily's header is handsome ?
Yar. Who is he ah? Paultan ah? [+_+""]





Paul Tan

Name :Paul Tan
Age :20
Occupation :It Consultant/Problogger
Sex :None
Resides in :Cheras
URL : http://paultan.org


Questions :

Describe yourself in less than 5 words
I am a car freak [DO YOU TOK TO YOUR CAR LIKE 8555 DOES ? DO YOU NAME YOUR CAR ?]

You pretty/hansem anot ?
Not very ugly [ACTUALLY I FIND U VERY HANSEM ... FROM YOUR PIC I CAN TELL U GOT A BIT LOOKS LIKE "THE JOKER" IN BATMAN THE MOVIE *RUNS*]

Favourite Malaysian food
Wantan Mee [DIU! TELL EARLY LA! NX TIME WE GO WANTAN MEEN.. ITS CHEAPER COMPARES TO DIMSUM! LOL!]

Which part of your body are you most proud of?
My left hand and left leg [LEFT HAND I CAN UNDERSTAND BUT LEFT LEG!!!! HOW YOU DO IT HUH?]

Why ?
Coz i can shift gears fast! :P [THE SHIFT STICK IS IN BETWEEN YOUR LEGS ONE HUH?]

Got tattoo anot ? if got where and what pikchure ?
Dont haf

Which part of your body do you most want to change then?
Probably my body

Why ?
I'm fat... so i'm heavy. it makes my car slow. [MAYBE IF U GET DOWN AND PUSH THE CAR WILL GO FASTER?]

Still a virgin ? if yes why ? if not when lost it ? to who ? shiok anot ?
Still virgin. coz chicks dont dig me [NO WONDER YOU CANT GET CHICKS LAR! YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO BE THE DIGGER! CHICKS IS NOT A NATURAL DIGGER! THEY ARE THE DIGGEE!! LMAO!]

Do you practice safe sex ? how safe ? got wear knee cap, crash helmet and seat belts prior to that anot ?
This question not applicable to me [YOU MEAN YOU DONT PLEKTIS SAFESEX?]

Criteria u look for in a bf/gf/mating partner(s)
Caring? can tahan my siao driving sometimes.

Favourite phrase
wtf

Panty or g-string ? (female) Boxer or G-string (for guys)
Boxster [ALO! BOXSTER IS PORSCHE LA YOU CAR FREAK!]

What do you think of fear factor ?
Wasting time

In less than 100 words describe why you would promote younger generation to read rojaks daily
Educational, better understanding of bahasa pasar [MCH! THATS ALL???!!!]

If u dissed me then after that u kena accident … can I say "its al fair now ?"
if you're a heartless retard [WHO?? ME??]

Ever watched Fear Factor? If I were to add u into the show … what kinda fear do u think you can inflict the most ?
Uhhhhhh. i would suggest a ride in Mack's EVO9 or RUF(MODIFIED PORSCHE) around the city.

If you were to use William hung to represent a msian bloggers who would it be ?
Kenny sia.

Do you think the pic on rojaks daily's header is handsome ?
Not bad... can tanding Andy Lau





KY JELLY

Name :KY
Age :28
Occupation :S.A. [SEX ANAL-IST?]
Sex :not enough
Resides in :PJ
URL : http://kyspeaks.blogspot.com/


Questions :

Describe yourself in less than 5 words
I am fun

You pretty/hansem anot ?
Of course la, just ask Suanie. [EH NO NID LAR! I SEE YOUR PIC ALSO KNOW U R MR.UNIVERSE MIA MATERIAL LOL!]

Favourite Malaysian food
Bak Kut Teh [I THINK U BETTER GO DE-WORM LA ... EAT SO MUCH STILL LIKE PAI-KUAT LIDAT]

Which part of your body are you most proud of?
Brain

Why ?
Cos it's makes me a fun person [THIS ONE I VERY MUCH AGREE]

Got tattoo anot ? if got where and what pikchure ?
Don't have lah

Which part of your body do you most want to change then?
None whatsoever [BRACES WILL DO JUSTICE TO YOU! *RUNS*]

Why ?
If I do I'd be even more popular than I can handle, not good not good [LANSI-NYE~~~]

Still a virgin ? if yes why ? if not when lost it ? to who ? shiok anot ?
Aiyoh I shy lah.. I very shy [ .I. ]

Do you practice safe sex ? how safe ? got wear knee cap, crash helmet and seat belts prior to that anot ?
let me show u ok.. wait, like this picture HERE [WWOOO SO YOU ARE THE LEGENDARY S.M. HELMET MAN!!!!]

Criteria u look for in a bf/gf/mating partner(s)
Compatible lah, cun, sexy, witty, all those u know, like chicks from video game [HAHAHA MIMPI LAR LU!!!]

Favourite phrase
fakeplan [ERRR .. APETU?]

Panty or g-string ? (female) Boxer or G-string (for guys)
Go bare [ITS THE TREND NOW HUH?]

What do you think of fear factor ?
The food is delicious [OMFG! FREAKO!]

In less than 100 words describe why you would promote younger generation to read Rojaks Daily
Please read rojaks daily so you will know how much better kyspeaks really is. [MCH! U PRETEND ROJAKS IS BETTER JUST FOR A WHILE CAN ANOT ? GIBE FACE ABIT MAH]

If u dissed me then after that u kena accident … can I say "its al fair now ?"
U can always say whatever u want to say, may ur koi fish die die die [NOOO!!! ANYTHING BUT MY KOI!!!!]

Ever watched Fear Factor? If I were to add u into the show … what kinda fear do u think you can inflict the most ?
I'll haunt them with my little worm. [+_+""]

If you were to use William hung to represent a msian bloggers who would it be ?
Male version of Suanie [HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! OPS ... SUANIE NOT MY FAULT HOR]

Do you think the pic on rojaks daily's header is handsome ?
Yeah of course, it makes me look handsome too. best.



WILLYWOLF
[THIS ONE IS NOT VERY ELIGIBLE BUT VERY MUCH AVAILABLE STILL!]
Name : Willwolf the Hamsap Laubeh
Age : 25 years old. What? Cannot meh? Alan Tam oso claims 25 lor
Occupation : Kamasutra Advisor
Sex : As much as possible
Resides in : Me or my dick?
URL : http://blog.williamyap.com/


Questions :

Describe yourself in less than 5 words
Hamsap old man color wolf [

You pretty/hansem anot ?
Yes, I'm pretty damn sure I'm hamsap [EH THIS ONE THE WHOLE BLOGSPHERE ALSO AGREE LER]

Favourite Malaysian food
Beef Rendang [WHY AR ? BEEF RENDANG MORE PAHWER THAN TONGKAT ALI MEH?]

Which part of your body are you most proud of?
Face [I THOT ONI GIGOLO WILL SAY LIDIS]

Why ?
Smoother than my wife's. LOL [YOU GOT DO FACIAL EVERYNITE ANOT ?]

Got tattoo anot ? if got where and what pikchure ?
No but plan to have one lor. Maybe a wolf picture. [ON WHICH PART ? BUTT OR DICKHEAD ? LOL!]

Which part of your body do you most want to change then?
My beer belly!

Why ?
My lovers complain oredi. Lose it or no sex. [LOVER N WIFE IS THE SAME PERSON ANOT ?]

Still a virgin ?
My Ass [OMFG!!! LOTSA PLU WILL EMAIL YOU FROM NOW ON!] *PLU = GAY LOWS

If yes why ?
I don't like si fatt loong [BUT PLU LIKE MAH!]

If not when lost it ?
20 yrs old

To who ?
2nd girlfriend [WHY 1ST GF DINT ROGOL LU ONE HUH?]

Shiok anot ?
No shiok la, bleeding le.... screaming pain pain. what? i screamed in pain la [PAIN ?? WHICH PART PAIN???!!! WRONG HOLE IZZIT?]

Do you practice safe sex ? yes how safe ? very safe got wear knee cap, crash helmet and seat belts prior to that anot ?
eh? I tot safe from pregnancy? [EH WHAT IF HALF WAY DOING HER BF SNEAKS UP BEHIND YOU? SO U KENA PLOTEK URSELF WITH ALL THE GEARS LER!]

Criteria u look for in a bf/gf/mating partner(s)
Fuckable [NOW I KNOW WHY THERE IS SO MANY KES MAID KENA ROGOL LOL!]

Favourite phrase
Want to be my lover? [I HOPE YOU ARE NOT ASKING ME OKAY!]

Panty or g-string ? (female) Boxer or G-string ? (for guys)
Boxer! plenty of air

What do you think of fear factor ?
Try working with Singaporeans [YOU MEAN LIKE XX?]

In less than 100 words describe why you would promote younger generation to read Rojaks Daily
If a girl don't read then I hamsap her. If guy don't read then I'll get Lilian to hamsap him. [WUAH U DEM CRUEL MAN! ANYONE BUT LILIAN!!!!]

If u dissed me then after that u kena accident … can I say "its allfair now ?"
No. You should say "Now no affair"

Ever watched Fear Factor? If I were to add u into the show ….what kinda fear do u think you can inflict the most ?
To hamsap Lilian there and then on TV [YOU AND LILIAN GOT SOMETHING GOING ON HUH?]

If you were to use William Hung to represent a msian bloggers who would it be ?
Rojak. Cute and funny!! [THIS ANSWER WRONG EDI]

Do you think the pic on rojaks daily's header is handsome ?
No. Wingz lagi handsum [BUT BUT ... THAT PIC IS ME LARRR!!!]




IVAN STANCH

Name : Ivan Stench
Age : 23
Occupation : Web Architect [CIBAI WEB MAKER SAY WEB MAKER LA! APE ARKITEK ARKITEK!!!]
Sex : Yes pls!!
Resides in : KL
URL : http://www.stanch.net


Questions :

Describe yourself in less than 5 words
t3h 1337 [WHAT ??!!]

You pretty/hansem anot ?
Sibeh pretty boy [ALO ONLY PLU CALL THEMSELF PRETTY BOIS OK? WAIT A MIN ... ARE YOU ONE OF THEM ???]

Favourite Malaysian food
If you consider luncheon meat as M'sian food, that tops the list. Else,
erm... Nasi Lemak. [LUNCHEON MEAT OR LUNCHEOW MEAT ?]

Which part of your body are you most proud of?
Can't think of any right now. Actually, I'm not proud of my body. [HAVE YOU HEARD OF MASUK BAKUL ANGKAT SINDIRI ANOT? LOL!]

Why ?
Just not!

Got tattoo anot ? if got where and what pikchure ?
Am going to get Pikachu tattoo-ed when I have money. [PIKACHU!!?? NOW U R GETTING GAY-ER]

Which part of your body do you most want to change then?
Whole body

Why ?
Into Brad Pitt so that I can sleep with Angelina Jolie. [FUCK SAY FUCK LAR! WHAT SLEEP SLEEP?]

Still a virgin ? if yes why ? if not when lost it ? to who ? shiok anot ?
Yes. Becoz this is the Internet, and I can say I am. :D~~~ [WAIT ... HOW OLD ARE YOU AGAIN ??]

Do you practice safe sex ? how safe ? got wear knee cap, crash helmet and seat belts prior to that anot ?
I only date my hand! It's safe! [OH YOU SAME LIKE Jxt2J ... U USE LEFT OR RIGHT HAND ONE ?]

Criteria u look for in a bf/gf/mating partner(s)
I'd hump my bed if it has a hole [OMFG!!! CONTROL BRADER CONTROLLL!!!]

Favourite phrase
Pffft.

Panty or g-string ? (female) Boxer or G-string (for guys)?
Boxers. What kinda guy wears G-string? Eww. [ERR ... PLU LOVES MEN IN G STRING YOU KNOW ?]

What do you think of fear factor ?
Need boobies/lesbians action.

In less than 100 words describe why you would promote younger generation to read Rojaks Daily
When you say younger generation, you mean teenagers? They shouldn't read Rojaks Daily la! Pollute people's mind! [OI I GIVE YOU ONE MORE CHANCE SAY PROPERLY!!!]

If u dissed me then after that u kena accident . can I say "its all fair now ?"
WTF? Fair? Diss you only wo! [ABUDEN? BUDEN AFTER THAT I WILL TELL YOU I DONT MEAN IT LAR! ITS THE PRESS FAULT!!! LOL!]

Ever watched Fear Factor? If I were to add u into the show . what kinda fear do u think you can inflict the most ?
We should stop talking about Fear Factor, the entertainment factor isn't there! (actually i just don't know how to answer this) [YOU NOOB!]

If you were to use William hung to represent a msian bloggers who would it be ?
Rojaks Daily! Makes a fool out of himself to entertain people LOOOLLL [OI I WHERE GOT PUBLISH MY OWN PIKTURES BEFORE LAR!!! YOU GOT MIXED UP IZZIT ?]

Do you think the pic on rojaks daily's header is handsome ?
Dude, I seen him in pornos before. Fukn handsome! [OMFG YOU PERVERT! YOU DAM GAY OK? SOMMO SAY HIM HANSEM AFTER WATCH HIM ACTING IN PORN LOL!]


v0ices

Name : wh? a.k.a v0ices a.k.a patkong
Age : Approximately 1408 weeks old
Occupation : Professional Petrol Pump Attendant in Shell at Cyberjaya
Sex : 12 hours ago from answering this interbiu
Resides in : a house
URL : http://questions.blogsome.com


Questions :

Describe yourself in less than 5 words
Quiet, Noisy, Stupid, Clever, Normal [ WHY I DONT SEE ANY KAM MOW JAI IN YOUR DESCRIPTIONS??!!! THATS ONE IMPORTANT AHBENG'S TRADEMARK YOU KNOW!!!]

You pretty/hansem anot ?
Of course! But then not as hansem as the guy in the banner on top of Rojaks Daily's Header [THAT ONE FOR SURE LA! HAHAHAHA!]

Favourite Malaysian food
Lat Sey Lei Ma! (Nasi Lemak)

Which part of your body are you most proud of?
My middle finger [WOW! THIS I GOT TO SEE ... MOST OF THE GUYS ALSO KENA AT LEAST USE HAND OR PALM... YOU TERROR LA! ONE FINGER CAN KAUTIM LOL!]

Why ?
Coz I can 'extend' it to show people when I want to and 'retract' it when I want to also. Unlike some other body part which I can't control [YAR YAR WE KNOW YOU CAN EXTEND THE LENGTH WITH THE HELP OF THE FINGER ... SPARE US THE DETAILS OK?]

Got tattoo anot ? if got where and what pikchure ?
Got. 'Natural Tatoo' on my left arm but no pic solee. [THAT ONE IS YOU KENA PEK MIA OLD WOUND IZZIT?]

Which part of your body do you most want to change then?
If change one, change all. If not don't want to change any

Why ?
Change one part only... later become not proportionate [HAHAHA! ONE BIG ONE SMALL!]

Still a virgin ? if yes why ? if not when lost it ? to who ? shiok anot ?
Yes! I am a virgin! My bekside has not been violated. [YOU JUST OPENED A CAN OF WORM, PLU IS GONNA STALK 9 YOU FROM NOW ON!]

Do you practice safe sex ? how safe ? got wear knee cap, crash helmet and seat belts prior to that anot ?
Yes, I wear the full bio suit when having sex. [WUAH!! BIO SUIT IS WHAT I CALL FULL LENGTH CONDOM! YOU CAN EJECULATE WITHIN THE SUIT ALSO!]

Criteria u look for in a bf/gf/mating partner(s)
Looks like FireAngel and Boobs like Penny [OI PENNY IS MINE !!! STAY AWAY!!]

Favourite phrase
Dungu!

Panty or G-string ? (female) Boxer or G-string (for guys)
Neither, I prefer to wear nothing inside. [BUT IF U DUN WEAR LATER TER-ZIP YOUR KKC THEN HOW ? PAIN U KNOW ?!]

What do you think of fear factor ?
Ceh, Pussy show [AGREE AGREE!]

In less than 100 words describe why you would promote younger generation to read Rojaks Daily
*mode +serious" There are so many tragedy happening today (ie: war, tsunami, hurricane etc) The younger generation might view the world as being very gloomy. In comes rojaks! to save the day! *chimes superman music*.... [WUAH YOU MORE HARDSELL THAN ME! LOL!]

If u dissed me then after that u kena accident … can I say "its all fair now ?"
Of course not! [WHY KNOT???!!!! ITS MY BLOG YOU KNOW!!!!]

Ever watched Fear Factor? If I were to add u into the show … what kinda fear do u think you can inflict the most ?
I sing .. everybody sure scared [EH NX YEAR PPS BASH CAN YOU SING FOR EVERYBODY? WE WANT THEM TO GO HOME EARLY LA SO WE CAN START CLEANING THE PLACE]

If you were to use William hung to represent a msian bloggers who would it be ?
LiewCF. There are people laughing at him but he does not seem to know/care. But yet he might laughing himself too coz he's earning quite a lot (or so he claims). Similar situation la... we laugh at William Hung, maybe he also laughing to the bank. [EH WHY U ALL ALSO JELES AT PROBLOGGERS WAN GEH ? +_+"]

Do you think the pic on rojaks daily's header is handsome ?
DefInitely! I wished I look like him!! [WUAH WISE CHOICE WOR! YOU WANT ME TO INTRO PLASTIK SURGEON ANOT ?]




SHAOLINTIGER

Name : ShaolinTiger
Age : Old enough for hardcore sex
Occupation : Gigolo /XX KILLA
Sex : Every day please
Resides in : Pretty girls bedrooms countrywide
URL : http://shaolintiger.com/

Questions :

Describe yourself in less than 5 words
I AM BEST KTHX! [BEST ANGMOH IN KL, SG AND SOME SAY BATAM!]

You pretty/hansem anot ?
Subjective, somedays I look damn hot, some days not, some people think I'm hot, some not. I guess I'm ok loh. [SOMETIME I ALSO FEEL LIDAT, AFTER A FEW JUG OF BEER I FEEL LIKE ANDY LAU ]

Favourite Malaysian food
Too many to answer...no one favourite, depends on mood, could be Ramly burger, Indomee, Asam Prawn, Crab, Nasi Goreng Ayam Kunyit, Masala Tosai, Chicken Rice, Char Kway Teow etc etc..

Which part of your body are you most proud of?
My brain. [ YOU DONT HAVE ANY "SPESEL" RELATIONSHIP WITH KY DO YOU ? WHY SAME ANSWER LA?!]

Why ?
Damn powderful one, supersize, pwns people left right centre up down for breakfast lunch and dinner, so big it almost has it's own gravitational field. [-_-" ... U TOOK YOUR MEDICATION LEDI ANOT FOR TODAY? LOL! *RUNS*]

Got tattoo anot ? if got where and what pikchure ?
Nope. [I THOT THOSE HAIRS WERE TATTOO-ED ON!!! ]

Which part of your body do you most want to change then?
My hair... [THIS ONE YOU BETTER CHECK WITH "SEMI VALUE", HES THE HAIR EXPERT IN MALAYSIA LMAO!]

Why ?
Not enough on head, too much on body? [HMMM UNEVEN HAIR DISTRIBUTION, PROBLEMATIC HORMON IZZIT ? LOL!]

Still a virgin ? if yes why ? if not when lost it ? to who ? shiok anot ?
No, lost it long ago, was raped by Claudia Schiffer, damn shiok

Do you practice safe sex ? how safe ? got wear knee cap, crash helmet and seat belts prior to that anot ?
Yeah safe sex, must lock the door and make sure the parents out. [HAHAHAHAHA!!! OKAY THIS ONE IF THE BEST ANSWER SO FAR ANGMOH BULLEH!!!]

Criteria u look for in a bf/gf/mating partner(s)
Got boobs, not fat, not crater face, not boring [ERR .... SOUNDS LIKE SUANIE TO ME]

Favourite phrase
lolplz

Panty or g-string ? (female) Boxer or G-string (for guys)
G-string on girl, love to see the butt cheeks, I only wear boxers.

What do you think of fear factor ?
Entertaining sometimes.

In less than 100 words describe why you would promote younger generation to read rojaks daily
Because it mentions http://www.shaolintiger.com, it must be good ok? [EH XX ALSO MENTIONED YOU BEFORE LERR .... MAYBE I CAN GET FORUNG JIEJIE TO DO THE SAME ALSO LOL!]

If u dissed me then after that u kena accident … can I say "its all fair now ?"
Nah, that's bang out of order, insulting someone and getting mangled in a car crash aren't even in the same ballpark. [HOW COME YOUR ANSWER SOUNDS SO FAMILIAR ONE ? I SWEAR I READ IT SOMEONE BEFORE! :P ]

Ever watched Fear Factor? If I were to add u into the show … what kinda fear do u think you can inflict the most ?
Licking the salty sweaty stinky part between my ballsacks and asshole after I been running for 30mins. [OMFG!!! YOU ARE ONE SICK ANGMOH! I BET THOSE PPL IN FEAR FACTOR IS LOOKING FOR YOUR PHONE NUMBAH NOW! HAHAHAHA!]

if you were to use William Hung to represent a msian bloggers who would it be ?
Rojaks. [WRONG LA! THE CORRECT ANSWER SHOULD BE "THE MALE VERSION OF SUANIE"]

Do you think the pic on rojaks daily's header is handsome ?
Not as hensem as me [BUT HE USES MORE HAIR GEL N SHAMPOO THAN YOU DO LERRR!!! LOL!]





DIN

Name : Din
Age : 22
Occupation :Dude trying to ensure all operations are in order...
Sex : Got Stick [U MEAN BATANG KEGEMBIRAAN ?]
Resides in : Mountain-top resort...really...
URL : http://dinzlink.net/


Questions :

Describe yourself in less than 5 words
Din is too bloody hansem... [ I THINK YOU LOOKS LIKE BOLLYWOOD FLIM STAR LER]

You pretty/hansem anot ?
Bloody hell, if i'm not hansem you think i come here arr...tiuu.. [WAH LAN EH A BOLLYWOOD STAR THAT CURSE IN CINA COOL!]

Favourite Malaysian food
Maggi goreng takde sayur tambah ayam [YOU GOT SOMETHING AGAINST AYAM ONE AR ? WHY NOT LUMBU OR KAMBING AR ?]

Which part of your body are you most proud of?
My itchy fingers [YAR I FIGURED IT OUT LEDI MOST GUYS LOVES THEIR FINGERS/HAND/PALM ONE]

Why ?
Bloody hell without fingers how to blog? and dig nose?

Got tattoo anot ? if got where and what pikchure ?
No tattoo, but my bush down there looks like a forest. [ELEH THAT ONE NOT BUSH LAR ... THAT ONE BONSAI ONLY ... BABY BUSH! LOL!]

Which part of your body do you most want to change then?
My tummy [EH GIRLS FINDS GUYS WITH TUMMY SEXY LER~]

Why ?
Its not pants-friendly.

Still a virgin ? if yes why ? if not when lost it ? to who ? shiok anot ?
Firstly we must define what is a virgin. if you are asking if i flew on virgin airlines, then unfortunately i haven't yet...yalah yalah gua virgin...so what! [EH CAN YOU REPEAT THAT AGAIN IN YINGRISH?]

Do you practice safe sex ? how safe ? got wear knee cap, crash helmet and seat belts prior to that anot ?
Yes, i practice safe sex, when i play Playboy: Mansion. But if GTA: San Andreas then different story lah.....oi bloody hell refer to answer no.9 lar... [ALAMAK! I DONT UNDERSTAND HINDUSTAN ONE LA!]

Criteria u look for in a bf/gf/mating partner(s)
Must have good 'cushion'. and brains. not the type of people who send stupid sms votes costing 50 sen each for Akademi Farktasi and Malaysian Idiot. [WHAT THOSE SMS COST 50SEN EACH ??!!! OH FUCK! .... ]

Favourite phrase
Bloody hellll....

Panty or g-string ? (female) Boxer or G-string (for guys)
Boxer. so when i end up wearing only boxer i look like a boxer. [NO WONDER U GOT ABIT LOOKS LIKE MIKE TAIFU TYSON] *TAIFU IS CANTO FOR SPENDER/UNDERWEAR

What do you think of fear factor ?
Men getting more desparate for money and women getting more voluptuous...*drools* [THIS IS WHAT U U WILL BCOME FOR STAYING UP THAT MOUTAIN FOR TOO LONG]

In less than 100 words describe why you would promote younger generation to read Rojaks Daily
If you don't read rojaks ah...then you cannot see my interview...bloody hell bookmark him lah you nutcases~! [YA LAR MCH!! WHAT YOU LOOKING AT ??!!! MAU MATI KA ??!! FASTER BOOKMARK/LINK ME LAR!!! ]

If u dissed me then after that u kena accident … can I say "its all fair now ?"
Fair fair, i will then attempt hacking your bloody blog. [ -_-"]

Ever watched Fear Factor? If I were to add u into the show … what kinda fear do u think you can inflict the most ?
The fear of going through secondary school open day, when parents come to school to collect report cards while you make a muka seposen..... [ EH I THINK YOU LARI FROM THE TOPIK LEDI LA ... LOL!]

If you were to use William hung to represent a msian bloggers who would it be ?
This is a bit though, i think kahsoon la. for all the wrong reasons. if not any other copy and paster nut will do. [AIYO! WHY LAR YOU ALL MAU GET ME INTO TROUBLE ONE ? THOSE ARE PROBLOGGERS YOU KNOW ?? LATER THEIR FANS COME AND SHOOT ME I DIE LAR!]

Do you think the pic on rojaks daily's header is handsome ?
Everytime i come to your site, i quickly quickly scroll down so i avoid looking at that header. does that answer your question haaaaa? [WAH BIANG EH .... YOU WAIT ... LATER I PUT LENGLUI PIC UP THERE!]





BRYAN SAPIENS

Name : Bryan
Age : One year younger than FA
Occupation : CEO + CFO + CTO of myself, in other words, slacker
Sex : Bak Tiao
Resides in : Where people like to tattoo on the butt
URL : http://www.sapiensbryan.com

Questions :

Describe yourself in less than 5 words
A Siao Kia from Penang

You pretty/hansem anot?
Pretty hansem [EH YOU WANNA JOIN MY SOCIAL ESCORT COMPANY ANOT ? 1 NITE CAN MAKE A FEW HUNDRED BUCKS LEH ....]

Favourite Malaysian food
Penang Char Kuey Teow

Which part of your body are you most proud of?
Eyes

Why ?
Because they come in a pair [ SPRINGBAG ALSO COME IN PAIR YOU KNOW? YOU PROUD OF YOUR SPRINGBAG ANOT ?]

Got tattoo anot ? if got where and what pikchure ?
Nope, but soon will have one "a pair of eyes" tattoo at the back of my neck (in the middle of my shoulder) like David Blaine on his arm [ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK ? WHAT ABOUT ON YOUR BEKSIDE ? I THOT PG PPLS LOVE TO TATTOO ON BEKSIDE WAN LEH]

Which part of your body do you most want to change then?
Legs [ALO! YOU NOT NORMAL OR WHAT ? YOUR ANSWER SUPPOSE TO BE FINGERS/HAND OR PLAM LA! LEGS PULAK!!! APENI ???!! LOL!]

Why ?
Wanna make it longer (I mean my leg, not the third one!!) [LEGS WANT SO LONG FOR WHAT ??!!! EH TELL SERIOUSLY YOU GAY AH ? LOL!]

Still a virgin ?
Nope [BEKSIDE OR FRONT OR BOTH ?]

If yes why ?
I answered nope lah (if yes why? you say leh? no one wanna take the golden chance lah, of course! Alamak!) [I ALMOST BELIF U R NOT STRAIGHT ONE LEDI ... ALMOST .... ]

If not when lost it ?
ErrRr.... *counting* 4 years ago I guess

To who ?
Nicole Kidman [BUT HER I.C. SAYS TAN KIEW KIEW WOR!!!]

Do you practice safe sex ? how safe ? got wear knee cap, crash helmet and seat belts prior to that anot ?
Ok, let me share a good practice with you all. Listen up guys!!
Steps
1. Wear a condom (named CD1)
2. On the outer layer of CD1 put Tabasco sauce (make sure don't let it touch your skin, otherwise uh la la !!)
3. Wear another condom (named CD2)
4. Just do it !!

So, if CD1 got hole, you will know !!
If CD2 got hole, he/she will know !!

If sui sui, the sperm still can swim through the Tabasco sauce, the kid is The One liao!!
Let the kid born and name the kid Iron Man/Woman !! [WUAH I HEARD BOUT THIS METHOD FROM THOSE WHO REGULARLY PATRONS THE CHICKEN DEN ONE ... WE CALL THOSE PPLS CHICKEN WORM ... YOU ONE OF THEM ALSO AR ? ]

Criteria u look for in a bf/gf/mating partner(s)
Just like FA [WHICH PART OF FA?]

Favourite phrase
Kanne (pronounced as kan-ne)

Panty or g-string ? (female) Boxer or G-string (for guys)
What Boxer or G-string? No other choices ah? Boxer then.

What do you think of fear factor ?
Great!! You can see what are human being limits. Try to eat testicles and see ! [THEY DONE THAT! KAMBING MIA TESTICLES! WHERE U FROM ? BANJARAN HIMALYA KA ?]

In less than 100 words describe why you would promote younger generation to read Rojaks Daily
Younger generation? Ok. Read Rojaks Daily only when you want to fail your Bahasa English and Bahasa Malaysia. But you will score A for Pendidikan Moral. [-_-"]

If u dissed me then after that u kena accident … can I say "its al fair now ?"
Not fair, unless it's in my dream or your dream. [MY DREAM ?? WHY YOU WANNA BE IN MY DREAM ??? NNOOOOOO!!!! I RATHER DREAM BOUT WILLIAM HUNG]

Ever watched Fear Factor? If I were to add u into the show … what kinda fear do u think you can inflict the most ?
Yup. Ask them eat C&P King's testicles. (Both!!) Scared leh !! Wuahahaha... [C&P KING IS WHO LA ?]


If you were to use William hung to represent a msian bloggers who would it be ?
kahsoon [WUAH THIS KAHSOON NOWADAYS VERY POPULAR LEDI HUH ?]

Do you think the pic on Rojaks Daily's header is handsome ?
I suppose the owner more handsome !! [NO LAR I THINK YOU LAGI HANSEM LA ... U GOT LOOK LIKE ITU VJ KAT CHANNEL ASTRO@15 LER ... RIGHT ANOT ?]




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