25 May 2005

Breasts Ogling Makes u Live Longer!!! YESH!!!!

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Ok Obviously the article did not turned out to be quite readable. So I m Gonna Re-type it Manglish style! Here Goes!

An EyeFOOL a day keeps the Doctor away. Staring at women’s tetekz if good for health. Ogling over women's tetekz is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered.

According to the New England Journal of Medicine, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out" declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby.

Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients - half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so.

The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease. "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation," explains Dr. Weatherby.

"There's no question: Gazing at tetekz makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

SO GUYS WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR ???!!!! GET THE HELL OUTTA YOUR HOUZ/OPIS/KOLEJ/SKOOL AND GO OGLE AT WOMEN'S TETEKZ!!!

1 comment:

  1. Err... size wat is best ah? A, B, C, D? Got size Z ah?

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