16 May 2005

For a Trip To Bali

A Radio station in USA were organising a contest and the winner gets an all expenses paid trip for two to Bali!

DJ: "96FM here, what's your name?"
CALLER: "Hi, me name's Bryan".
DJ: "Dave, what's your word?"
CALLER: "Goan, spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an'.
DJ: "You are correct Dave, 'goan' is not in the dictionary. Now for a trip to Bali, what sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"
CALLER: "Goan f*ck yourself".

The DJ cut the call and took other calls, until:

DJ: "96FM here, what's your name?".
CALLER: "Hi, me name's Shamas".
DJ: "What's your word?"
CALLER: "Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee'.
DJ: You are correct, 'smee' is not in the dictionary. Now for a trip to Bali, how can you use that word in a sentence that would make sense?"
CALLER: "Smee again, goan f*ck yourself".

1 comment:

  1. huahauhauhauhaua smee goan roll on the floor laughing my ass off. :p

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