A Copy-and-Paste joke. It tells you men especially you, yes, yes you!! ah pek!! to not to get too drunk.
George comes home VERY late, and VERY drunk, and his wife is waiting for him at the door. She says, "You've been out farking around, haven't you?"
He says, "Nope."
She says, "Then explain the lipstick on your shirt."
He says, "That's easy. I used my shirt to wipe off my dick."