26 April 2006

Why you mustn't get so drunk?

A Copy-and-Paste joke. It tells you men especially you, yes, yes you!! ah pek!! to not to get too drunk.

George comes home VERY late, and VERY drunk, and his wife is waiting for him at the door. She says, "You've been out farking around, haven't you?"

He says, "Nope."

She says, "Then explain the lipstick on your shirt."

He says, "That's easy. I used my shirt to wipe off my dick."

8 comments:

  1. bwahahahaa!!! i where got like that wannn!!

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  2. that's a really good one! lol!

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  3. HAHAHAHAHA
    omg. that was seriously a good one.

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  4. phtAh Pek...next time tell her don't use so cheap lipstick lah.Use those that doesn't comes off easily.

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  5. rofl
    that is funny.
    Really duh duh guy.

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  6. Not funny also leh. Cock where got red kaler wan?

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  7. Got!! Look at cocka doodle's photo!!

    Kakakaka..

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  8. ah pek, but.. but.. ur wife told me u r wor..

    wuching, but dun try doing it ok?

    cheng sim/sarah y, glad that u enjoy reading it.

    cocka doodle, what if ah pek's wife go n check his dick?

    hijackqueen, yeahlor.. cock no red kaler but lipstick got red kaler mer..

    aceone118, yeahlor hor.. that a damn red punya cock!! wakakaka!!

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