1 April 2006

Creative and Funny Motto for Your Businesses

Here is a list of some funny ideas you could use as your business motto. Just like Nike got "Just Do it!"

Wireman AhPek's Van : Let us remove your shorts.

Lilian Maternity Shop : We are open on labor day.

Front Gate of Buaya's House : Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.

Drliew Maternity Ward Door : "Push, Push, Push"

Gbyeow Optical : If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

Cocka the Taxidermist's Window : We really know our stuff.
Taxidermist - a craftsman who stuffs and mounts the skins of animals for display [syn: animal stuffer, stuffer]

dSaint the Podiatrist's Window : Time wounds all heels.
Podiatrist - a specialist in care for the feet [syn: chiropodist, foot doctor]

Sign on 9393's shop front : Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.

Paultan Used Car : The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.

Mackzul Exhaust Workshop : No appointment necessary. We hear you kambing.

Rumah Tumpangan Scb : We need inn - experienced people, enquire within.

Ken the Butcher's Window : Pleased to meat you.

Sign in Alex's office : We shoot every 3rd salesman,and the 2nd one just left.

Vet Doc. Sengkor's Waiting Room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

Penny's Hair Saloon : Dye you!!! DYE!!!!

Decypher Garbage Truck : We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Zara's Mama Computer Store : Out for a quick byte

On AhMay's Diner Window : Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.

Lunch Time sign in Linpeh's Music Skool : Bach in a minuet.

Ahbeng Funeral Home : Drive carefully, we'll wait.

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  1. tsk tsk tsk, you have broken Rule number 13, article 13 of page 13 of telur.

  2. hahahahaha! so that's where Penny's Beauty Shop came from! waaaaa... I like, I like... get fed up indeed! LOL!

  3. waaalau... u so creative. can be headline writer liao. big money woi.

  4. Smart and catchy woh!

  5. copywriter more like it.. muahahha

  6. u work for advertising firm meh?

    i like dye , you dye, dat one for penny

    and you also put me so high up...as the Inn Owner...wah...SCB the "thao ker niao" ( lady boss), tqtq

  7. Why I don't hap one?

  8. Lol.. Such catchy business mottos =P


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