MCH!!!! Busy like fark ledi !!!! This one rush post if not funny dont flame 9 me!!!
Once Upon a time there are 3 Amigos (Amigo Cocka, Amigo Ahpek and Amigo 9393) from Mekhiko (Mexico la!). They are considered Hero back in Mekhiko land bcoz they are outlaw, they rob from the rich and give to the poor, kinda like Robin HOOT lidat la.
Then come one day all 3 of them kena ambush and were caught, they sentence were pass on the same day to avoid any attempt to rescue them.
The Policia Kapitan was kinda admiring them for their bravery and courage so instead of putting them thru death by bullets he gave them choices on how they would like their sentence would be. They can choose from these :
1. To be shot
2. To be hung
3. To be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
Cocka Amigo was the courages one and he loud loud say "Shoot me right in the head."
*Bang!* (he was gone).
Then come 9393's turn he said "Just hang me." and he was lead to the hanging station and *Snap* he was dead too!
Finally it was Ahpek's turn, Ahpek said loudly "Gimme that AIDS injection!."
The Policia gave him the injection, right after the Polisi pull out the Ahpek start laughing like he just kena mad cow disese like that, Ahpek laugh untill rolling on the floor.
The Policia also puzzled why Amigo Ahpek behave like that suddenly Ahpek picked himself up and confront the Policia again.
"Gimme another AIDS injection!!" They Policia dun wanna argue with a death man so he granted his wish and gave him another injection, as the needle were pulled out Amigo Ahpek once again begin to laugh frantically while rolling on the floor.
Finally the Policia Kapitan beh tahan ledi he finally asked Amigo Ahpek "What is wrong with you? I just gave you 2 AIDS virus shots but you so happy like that!?"
Amigo Ahpek then reply "You Policia are so stupid!!! you think you can kill me with AIDS virus injection ???!!! I no Scared your AIDS VIRUS because I AM WEARING A CONDOM LAAA!!!!!"
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