MCH!!! why are they so many knn salesman selling rubbish and asking for charity in kopitiam!!!! farking leave me alone when i m having my lunch you farkers!!!!! Cant i have a peaceful meal !!!! take all yours rubbish stuffs and fark off!!!
I bet most of us chinese would either have a friend who surnames is Wan ( Warm in canto ) or at least heard of this surname before.
When you begin to mix chinese name and english name its like disaster waiting to happen lidat . I blog once about Anita Kwok today lets take a look at this Wan family.
Wan Siu loon got 2 sons and 2 doter, his children like every other teens they gave themself an English name
1.The 1st son call himself Sarm
2.The second son call himself Noe
3. The 1st Doter call herself Annie
4. The second doter call herself Avery
One day while Wan Siu Loon & wife is outta the country Noe got into an accident, Noe 's frends managed to call Sam to inform him about it and Sarm is trying frantically to contact Annie and tell her about it. Annie college's do not allow their students to bring handphone to skool thus Sarm gotta call the college principle's office to get him to ask Annie to come to the phone. the prinsipe name is Mr. Soh lee
This is the conversation :
Sarm : Hello Mr. Principle, can i speak to Annie Wan please?
Soh Lee : Yes You could speak to me, what izzit about ?
Sarm : No! I dont wanna speak to you! I wanna speak to Annie Wan
Soh Lee : Yalah You are talking to someone lah now!
Sarm : NO! I am Sarm Wan and urgently need to talk to Annie Wan !!!
Soh Lee : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But whats this urgent matter about?
Sarm : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother, Noe Wan got into an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital to take care of him the only one who doesnt know about this is Annie Wan!
Soh Lee : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isnt an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but i dont have time for this!!!
Sarm : Nabeh! Why you so rude one!!! Who are lu ?
Soh Lee : I am Soh Lee
Sarm : Nabeh you should be sorry, your mother no teach you dont so rude one ka ? Now gimme your name!
Soh Lee :
And that concludes our lesson today on Wierd Chinese Surname Tune in same time next week for more interest chapter of Weird Chinese Surname!!!
Story leeched and adapted from bleargh.net
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