18 April 2006

The Best of Cut 'n' Paste Jokes


My brain kinda dead now and i think it will take a while to be able to properly warm up again.
Not wanting to dissapoints those who come here for a dose of laughters or giggles, I presents to you the best of Cut n Paste!!!




Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?

A. The boy's hand

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-days and if
it doesn't come means you are in big trouble.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology.
When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.

Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A. Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.
A. Tarzan asked "Why"? The animals told him "your tail is in the
front"

7 comments:

  1. LOL.. I give u 100 marks for uplifting us....

    Good effort.

    Psst, got cook ar nowadays?? Post some food pics. SHow me ur bread!!

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  2. congrats - you're no. 4!

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  3. Good joke, Rojakz.
    Glad that you are able to take things as they come.
    Better put up some food blog for the 'wai sek mau' Helen. She seems to be getting bitten by food blog these days. LOL

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  4. helen is having food "urges" these last few days. are you "up" with something helen?

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  5. Good jokes...omedeto gozaimasu

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  6. i like the last 1 it damn very funny.....

    i wonder if tarzan wife take off her cloth? what the animal laugh about what?

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  7. update:if anyone do read this..
    that last queastion...
    the real answer is......

    "the animal shock that tarzan got little hair olny.....

    muah ha ha haha just kidding

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