There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other ....
Dog 1 : I bite up all my masters shoes, and that's why I m here.
Dog 2: I pee on my masters $1,000 carpet, and thats why i m here.
Dog 3 : My master is a female and she likes to clean house in the nude, so when she bent over to pick up something, I went for the ride of a life time!.
Dog 1 :And that's why you're here?
Dog 3 : No, my master say my nails are too sharp and I m hurting her, so she sent me here to get my nails clipped so next time I wont hurt her.
lolz
ReplyDeleteer..the 1st 2 dogs were to be "put to sleep" ...
ReplyDeleteso its not exactly very very funny...