Ahlian at Skool!

Yesday my Kid said this to me ....

Kid : Ahpah! Ahpah!
Me : Yea?
Kid : Skool got one big Ahlian's pikture!
Me : Your TCher put up Ahlian Pikture in your skool?
Kid : Yar
Me : Your TCher also into Ahlian Stuffs huh? I dun blame her la ... she also looks like Ahlian also!
Kid : kekekekeke Tcher look like Ahlian!!
Me : Ahlian hair what kaler wan?
Kid : Green kaler and got big big eyes!
Me : You sure Ahlian hair is not gold?
Kid : No, Green kaler hair and big big eyes and long hands with sharp fingers!
Me : Wah!! New style for Ahlian ar?
Kid : Yah! Ahlian got Spaceship too!
Me : AHlian got spaceship??!!!
Kid : Yah! got lotsa lights on the spaceship!
Me : Har?? You dun bruff Ahpah hor! Its a sepot car with bling bling lights izzit?
Kid : What is bling bling lights Ahpah?
Me : Nebermin .... tomolo i bring you to skool u show me the pikture wokeh?
Kid : Okeh!

And this morning I saw this pikture at the hall of my Kid mia kindy ......


MCH! I shud have known la! altho hes my kid but hes too young to inherent my Ahbeng genes yet! Its ALIEN pikture la! Not Ahlian pikture!!! ARGHHH!!!