21 April 2008

Monday Bulus - How to Snake in Opis

Its Monday! the most dreadful day of all! its a long way to go before the next weekend!!!

Its day lidis we nid a bit of push (not from behind lar you pervert!) to give us the pahwer to go thru the next 4-5 days of hell!

We in Rojaks understand this fact therefore we came out with ways to help you go thru your monday a bit easier!

Today we teeching lu how to snake in the opis!

Lets say u been typing in the opis since 9am and suddenly you feel dem blardee sleepy .... u swear to god that you could almost sleep with your eyes open ... what should you do?

This is what you should do ....

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1st u slide as much as your body under the desk lidis ....


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here is the top view jsut so you dont do it wrongly



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When most of your body is in ... now just slide sideway till your fugly face is underneath the desk also. (like the pik above la!)


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Nah show you the perspective view la!


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This is the sideview!

Note : Before you attempt something as stupid as this ... i would advice you to goan weight yourself first ... if you weight anything more than 50kg ... pls dont break the chair and table ok? LOL!

5 comments:

  1. LOL. I can't do that, do big size.

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  2. ini macam, lu sama saya tarak boleh liau. hahaha. Only ah huei can do it. hehehe

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  3. Anonymous10:34 pm

    if he pull out that keyboard drawer. he would be concealed even more...lol

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  4. Yes, I think I can do that because I am 50 KG... uppsss that was 13 years ago. now 60 KG....

    I am FAT.... fat is beautiful LOL

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