NOTE : This post very long winded wan ... if you not free then do your work 1st ... later lunch time only kambek read ok?
Ladies and GenITALmen ....
This is Jed Yoong not Jedy Oong ok?!! its Jed Yoong! Jed Yoong is a vehlee fehmes politikus brogger who go skool in amadika and bekam a journalist!!! (YEAYY!! i finally got a journalist fwen!!!!)
I seriously dunno how or when we added each ader in Gtok but if you look at her brog .... shes one blardee serious type of brogger la! Her engrish dem chim ... chim till i derno what she toking most of the time!
So you will be wondering ... what this Ahbeng is toking to her in Gtok wan? Can communicate meh?
Today lemme show you how Ahbeng bruff Ahlian into briff-ing that she can let Ahbeng fix her PC by pressing certain keys on the keyboard!
You dunch briff? Read yoself la! This is the exactly how we tok wan .... if still dunch briff you ask Jed and see lor!
freelunch: my stupid new firewall is TOO intelligent every damn thing also ask permission
me: its lidat one mah... its still in learning mode la
freelunch: yeah how u know?
me: i m not technologically challenged la! :P
freelunch: i am ... but comodo is cool
me: comodo is wut? i know what is kodomo la! my son mia toothpaste! kodomo lion! lol
freelunch: it's my TOO HAPPENIN' firewall! now my application cannot LAUNCH
me: right click then goto setting and "allow" lo
freelunch: i TRY LIAO!! now looking for CD
me: kakakaka!! ok ok i tell u what ... i can help u fix it if you grant me temporary access to your pc by pressing CTRL+F4 at the same time
freelunch: wow. too scary....so many secrets like my PORNO cannot.... ha ha hah a...very sensitive ha ha ha ha ha ... tks tks tks.. [wink]
me: eh dunch werry.... i can oni look at your desktop
freelunch: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
me: kenot access your hdd one
freelunch: how u help me fix. wait let me allow the application...wow, i have so much secrets here u know? i trust u but i dun trust myself
me: i got reputesyen to plotek one wokeh? i no do unethical stuffs one!
freelunch: nanti jadi macam edison chan
me: u press the CTRL and the F4 key simultaneously ... then will got one pop up window ask u wanna gimme access anot can set the level one, so dun werry ... i wont get to see those stuffs that u dunwan me to see geh all yo pron is teh safe!!!!
freelunch: ok ok... so what do now...
me: u press the CTRL and the F4 key simultaneously lor
freelunch: so what i do now?
me: press edi? elo elo? mushi mushi?
freelunch: do liao
me: where got? why my side no pop up window wan?
freelunch: yeah press already
me: both key together gether pless wor!
freelunch: yes lor what happens is your chat window boh liao! u bruff me isit
me: KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA HAPPY APRIL FOOL DAY!!!
freelunch: ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! ahahahahhahah good one ha ha ha ha!!
me: i m so gonna brog about this! my 2nd victim at 12:15am!!!
freelunch: can2 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha wah damn dangerous .... nvm i be more famous
freelunch: nvm nvm. got go kena kid chan or not
me: KidChan?? later his fansee chop me la! I sked!
FYI ... if you pless CTRL key and F4 key together gether .... you will close watever window thats active at that moment wan ok?