20 July 2007

Pull the tongue and see?

Ahbeng walks into a shoe shop and looks around for a pair of new shoes.

Salesman : Taukeh! this one new pesyen taukeh! wan try anot?
Ahbeng : New pesyen ar? ok ok wan try ...
Salesman : What size ar taukeh?
Ahbeng : Size 8 got anot?
Salesman : got got ... u sit here wait .. i go take ok taukeh?
Ahbeng : ok ok

*Few minutes later ....

Salesman : Taukeh .. nah size 8 .. try n see comfy anot ...
Ahbeng : hmmm ... I think abit tight ler ...
Salesman : hmmm taukeh you try to pulling out the tongue and see still got tight anot?
Ahbeng : Nehnot ... pooh lehlee till taigh ler
Salesman :

14 comments:

  1. hahahahhahahaha

    luckily he didnt go pull the salesman tongue

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  2. LOL... the saleman can vomit blood till die

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  3. ...kanneh
    *vomit blod die*

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  4. *reads for the first time*

    HA? I dont understand!

    *reads again*

    I still.. dont understand!

    *pulls tongue and reads for the last time* Low I unlerland liow!

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  5. Ha!Ha! This is what my shoe salemen say to also.

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  6. hahahaha...
    salesman feel like want to cut that ahbeng tongue later...

    *vomit blood*

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  7. yeah..i get it, very good la u...

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  8. Handsome, where and how you find so many jokes har to entertain us?

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  9. "leeli haanoot lehh"

    HAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!

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  10. i dun un leh... help...

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  11. this time I tarak understand at all

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  12. eh i don't understand? :(

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  13. this ah beng IQ too high, luckily he didn't pull da salesman tongue. muahahahahaaaaaaaa...........

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  14. I dun understand. explain pls.

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