Halfway walking Ahbeng the old fart pengsanED on the walkway and some nice samaritan kasi call ambulance send him to the hospital.
At the hospital the lokter check Ahbeng kaw kaw wan then when he wokeup the Lokter told him ...
Lokter : Ahbeng, I got good news and bad news ... mana lu want hear first?
Ahbeng : Lokter tell me bad news first pulez
Lokter : Ahbeng u got cancer ... i count count u max max got 3 months left oni ...
Ahbeng : Mahfulat!!! I m gonna die in 3 months time??!!!!
Lokter : Abuden?
Ahbeng : If i only got 3 months to live .... then what can be the good news?
Lokter : The good news is .... lu also got Alzheimer .... in about a week you will forget that you got cancer.