Ahbeng the barber have this reputation of being able to give the most cleanest shave around the cheeks in the whole state of Ipoh.
One day this guy, Ahock after hearing Ahbeng's cleanest shave reputation for sometime decided to give him a try la ... he go into the shop and sit himself down on one of the few chair ....
Ahock : Taukeh, I heard you can give the best cleanest shave nobody can fight ... I wanna try that pulez.
Ahbeng : Ok boss .... nah ... you put this wooden ball between your cheek and your gum first.
Ahock did as instructed, its true ... Ahbeng can give him the cleanest shave he ever experienced before .... halfway thru the process Ahock realised that the wooden ball is also quite small and can easily been swallowed accidently. Then Ahock said ...
Ahock : Taukeh .... this ball so small ... what if i swallowed this wooden ball ar?
Ahbeng : oh ... swallowed ar? dont worry leh! wont choke to death one ... if u swallowed ledi then u just bring it back tomorrow just like all my previous customers did lor!