18 July 2007

Ahbeng's Cleanest Shave

Ahbeng the barber have this reputation of being able to give the most cleanest shave around the cheeks in the whole state of Ipoh.

One day this guy, Ahock after hearing Ahbeng's cleanest shave reputation for sometime decided to give him a try la ... he go into the shop and sit himself down on one of the few chair ....


Ahock : Taukeh, I heard you can give the best cleanest shave nobody can fight ... I wanna try that pulez.
Ahbeng : Ok boss .... nah ... you put this wooden ball between your cheek and your gum first.

Ahock did as instructed, its true ... Ahbeng can give him the cleanest shave he ever experienced before .... halfway thru the process Ahock realised that the wooden ball is also quite small and can easily been swallowed accidently. Then Ahock said ...

Ahock : Taukeh .... this ball so small ... what if i swallowed this wooden ball ar?
Ahbeng : oh ... swallowed ar? dont worry leh! wont choke to death one ... if u swallowed ledi then u just bring it back tomorrow just like all my previous customers did lor!

15 comments:

  1. i donch understand!

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  2. KNS, pweitttttttttuuuiiiiiiiii!!!

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  3. that is damn blardee disgusting. haha.

    anyway, what is the purpose of the wooden ball?

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  4. Mummmmm... Chocolate flavor wooden balls...

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  5. y kena put balls inside leh?

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  6. HAHAHAH!!!!!So funny!!& Disgusting!!

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  7. How do you put a ball between ur cheek and ur gum? O_O

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  8. Yucks.. But all his customer is good aso eh. mis-eat, then will return back.

    But what if those not evyday got pangsai 1, then ah beng cannot business until the ball return.

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  9. Wakakakaka! so funny lor.

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  10. I STILL DONT UNDERSRTAND!!!!

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  11. i dont understand too!@

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  12. wooden ball make the face bulge out so the hair pores jut out so easier to shave lo, ter swallow, then bring back tmr means bangsai out and bring back for next customer to use lo, and still put in next customer mouth, lol

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