One day got one aunty speeding at 70km/h at a 50km/h skool zone, what this aunty derno is there is a police waiting for her at the other end of the road.
Eventually she was stopped by the policeman handling the speed trap ....
Policeman : Aunty ... when i saw u kambing around the korner ... i told myself ... "cincai cincai also got seventy ledi la!"
Aunty : Niahma!!! where got so old la!!! I baru celebrate my 55 yrs old birthday oni la! Its this blouse i tell u!!! this blouse made me looks old!
Policeman : =.=""