12 November 2006

United Kingdom Terror Plots


I was really amazed by how those so called Spies Agencies Collect their infos, then I finally know how ... read on to know the answer


MI5 tracking '30 UK terror plots'
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MI5 knows of 30 terror plots threatening the UK and is keeping 1,600 individuals under surveillance, the security service's head has said.

Dame Eliza Manningham-Buller warned the threat was "serious" and "growing".

She said future attacks could be chemical or nuclear and that many of the plots were linked to al-Qaeda.

Prime Minister Tony Blair said the terrorist threat was "very real" and spoke of "poisonous propaganda" warping the minds of young people.

Hard choices

MI5 has increased in size by nearly 50% since 9/11 and now stands at roughly 2,800 staff.

But according to Dame Eliza the current terror threat will "last a generation" and her concern is that even with MI5's rapid growth, the security service will not be able to investigate nearly enough of activities it deems to be suspicious.

She said hard choices would have to be made about resources.

"I wish life were like Spooks [the TV series] where everything is, a, knowable, and, b, solvable by six people," she explained.

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How could they know there is currently 30 different plots to sabo UK? I mean, if they figured out 5 or 6 plots to sabo UK then at least its more reasonable la .... but 30 plots wor!!

Then after a while of surfing trying to find out kinda method they are using to gather this kinda information .... I finally found some clues!

Imagine this conversations going on between a few of MI5 agents acting on a tipoff :

Agent 1 : this is Agent 1, back door secured over.
Agent 2 : Agent 1, are you sure this is the place? over.
Agent 3: yea Agent 1, are your source reliable? this looks just like an ordinary bakery! over.
Agent 1 : Affirmative! my source is 100% correct! Prepare for action over!
Agent 2 : What if your source is wrong Agent 1? over.
Agent 3 : Yea .... if wrong how Agent 1? over.
Agent 1 : dunch worry! if wrong then i pao everything ok? you both push everything to me leng mou? over.
Agent 2 & 3 : Roger that over!
Agent 1 : Go! Go! Go!!

1 day after that operation :

Agent 2 : See? I told you ledi! you dunwan listen! Your source not reliable wan! Where got terrorist there?
Agent 3 : You plomised to pao everything one ok? Dun drag us into the water! u goan dot he report yourself, we just act according to your intel only.
Agent 1 : Ya la yala!! I pao everything lar!!1 MCH I m gonna kill that farker who sell me this infos!!!

You wanna know what kinda bulding they stormed into?
Normal la .. u kena scroll down for that!
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5 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:49 pm

    duhHH!!!! roger that! freaking hilarious man... good laugh before the monday blue arrives.

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  2. hmmm might be linked to the talibans la ... or else how did you think the talibans bought their supplies and weapons ... they have toogenerate resources also rite ...

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  3. After Suanie, agent 1 found the source of WMD di!

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  4. lolz !!!! Freaking funny sia lahh !! Where u get these kind of funny pic de lol !!!

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  5. kampungkai : mahkai it seems like not much ppl get this joke wor!

    earl : u mean grenade in a bun that kinda thingy ar ?

    bryan : ermm suanie? agent 1? WMD??!!!

    hoyo : i made the pic myself one la .... u really think such a bakery existed ka? LOL!!! those pic i made one i got put watermark one ....

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