16 November 2006

How Things Work in Real Life



There is this million bucks project and 3 fler were shortlisted, hence they were asked to attend this interview :

Interviewer : How much is your tender price for this project Muthu?
Muthu : 1 million only Sir!
Interviewer : ok tenkiu you may go home now, we will get in touch with you later.

Then come Ahbeng turn :
Interviewer : How much is your tender price Ahbeng?
Ahbeng : 2 millions only sir!
Interviewer : ok tenkiu you may go home now, we will get in touch with you later.

Then come Ahlee turn :
Interviewer : How much is your tender price for this project Ahlee?
Ahlee : 3 millions sir!
Interviewer : 3 millions?? why so high???!!
Ahlee : well ... you see sir ... you gimme 3 millions right? 1 million is for you then 1 million is formyself and the last million i use to employ Muthu to do the job la!
Interviewer : WOKEH CHUN! You got the project!


Mareysia Bulleh!!!

7 comments:

  1. really true the scenario now days...

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  2. Anonymous9:56 am

    a funny joke from the truth!

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  3. Wakaka..i tried this b4, works well you know!!

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  4. Oi, what if the project not approved yet, can still build or not?

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  5. Anonymous6:05 pm

    dat wat dint happen 2 crooked bridge ah ?

    because muthu din show up 4 interview ah ?

    wakakwakkka ah,alamak

    yr post shud have kum out earlier lah !

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  6. 67 la ... after pass to muthu, muthu will go put it out for tender again ... then he pass to his son-in-law, to kau tim for 750k, then his son-in-law pass to his best fren to kau tim it again at 500k ...

    the got this fella who finally took it and kau tim for 400k, he minus all cost still earn 100k ...

    wakakakakak

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  7. dunno to laugh or to geleng kepala...

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