The day of the game was bright and sunny, and the group arrived just before the first pitch. When it was time for the national anthem, the director yelled,"Up nuts!" and the inmates immediately rose.
When the national anthem was over, the director yelled, "Down nuts!" and the inmates sat.
The game proceeded, and the inmates were well behaved. When the home team made a good play, the director yelled, "Clap nuts!" and the retards applauded just like normal fans.
Things were going so well that the director left his seat to go get a hotdog and a beer. But when he came back, there was a riot going on because the inmates were pissing on the crowd. the director finally located his assistant and demanded "what happened?"
"Everything was fine" the assistant said, "until some guy came over and yelled "Peanuts!"
*GRINS from left ear to right ear*