SOLAR TORCHLIGHT® !!! [click image to enlarge]
Benefits of this invention :
1.No Batteries Required!
2.Eco Frendly! (No Battery = No Mercury)
3.Light Weight! (No batteries)
4.Superb 200W Bright Mentol!
5.Weather Proof with All Weather Rubber Grip!
6.Maintenance Free! (No battery to replace)
7.Heavy Duty! (Made from Titanium Alloy)
8.Approved for "JAGA/GUARD" use!
Direction of use :
The SOLAR TORCHLIGHT® Must be used in a well lighted area, will not work in the complete DARKNESS or place where light source are not adequate enuff to pahwer the solar cells.
In case of total darkness please use a battery operated torchlight to provide light source to the SOLAR TORCHLIGHT®. Aim the Light beam from the battery operated torchlight dileklee onto the Solar Panel and the SOLAR TORCHLIGHT® should be able to function like normal again.
Anader Creative Creation Brought to You By PARIASOHNIC®!
*PARIASOHNIC® We're always One Step Ahead!*
*Thanks to Dave for the idea for this post!
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Hahaha.. useless invention !
ReplyDeletehahaha
Ah Wingz suk suk... You memang bah lia one! ROTFLMAO...
ReplyDeleteHmm, but in our university leh, got sell a torch light that doesn't operate on battery. No, it doesn't work on solar power either.
The battery compartment is replaced by a solenoid with lots of wire surrounding it. To generate power, you have to shake it, the magnet moves and there's electromagnetic tat will generate power. :) Errr, not sure what law is that, let me go open my text book.
Shake ? Shake a torch ? i bet guys shud be very good at that!!! LOL!!! its a guy's torch !!!!
ReplyDeleteyou know......
ReplyDeleteThomas Edison would have been proud.....
Cheh....like that invention where got best selling. Make it a two-in-one mah....vibrator cum torchlight mah....
ReplyDeleteHohoho, you know who is this right? Hiding behind anon, sked I got quoted elsewhere.....
Byez larling..
eh that shake-a-torch, dr liew got one lar.
ReplyDeletethis solar torchlight was actually 'invented' by Chow Sing Chi in one of his mo-lei-thau movie back in the 90s. If not mistaken, it's the Leng-Leng-Chat (007).
Hohoho OrangJahat, is that all it takes for you? A mere 2 minutes? Hahaha, going to remain anon again. I very sked now 'cos being macro blogger kenot simply tok mah.
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SO SOPICICATED. I CAN SELL THIS IN MY JUNGLE RESORT
skyback lol
Sorry to spoil your fun but you definitely need a battery to store the energy generated by the solar panel. Otherwise the torch would work only in the daytime (which won't be much useful then).
ReplyDeleteLOL. Still register summore ah? Give hak-hee also dowan lah.
ReplyDeleteOK lah, not to insult you also, I would say *haha* it's *haha* very nice *hahaha*. Very useful though. Half of the benefits are "no battery required".
erm ... i just wanna inform you guys and gals that this is a joke :) its suppose to make u luff abit .... hehe seriously a solar torchlight ? hehehe i would like to see that work! lol!
ReplyDeleteif so bright, what for need torch light?
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