22 March 2005

My NEW INVENTION !!!!

Its my guys nite out day! so a group of us were sitting kat mamak stall toking cock, then i suddenly come out with this cool invention idea! So we all get a few piece of papers and start putting ideas on em! the below diagram is the result of our perfect draughtmanship!!!



SOLAR TORCHLIGHT® !!! [click image to enlarge]

Benefits of this invention :
1.No Batteries Required!
2.Eco Frendly! (No Battery = No Mercury)
3.Light Weight! (No batteries)
4.Superb 200W Bright Mentol!
5.Weather Proof with All Weather Rubber Grip!
6.Maintenance Free! (No battery to replace)
7.Heavy Duty! (Made from Titanium Alloy)
8.Approved for "JAGA/GUARD" use!

Direction of use :
The SOLAR TORCHLIGHT® Must be used in a well lighted area, will not work in the complete DARKNESS or place where light source are not adequate enuff to pahwer the solar cells.

In case of total darkness please use a battery operated torchlight to provide light source to the SOLAR TORCHLIGHT®. Aim the Light beam from the battery operated torchlight dileklee onto the Solar Panel and the SOLAR TORCHLIGHT® should be able to function like normal again.

Anader Creative Creation Brought to You By PARIASOHNIC®!

*PARIASOHNIC® We're always One Step Ahead!*

*Thanks to Dave for the idea for this post!

My Sifu's related post FARADAY TORCH

14 comments:

  1. Hahaha.. useless invention !

    hahaha

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  2. Ah Wingz suk suk... You memang bah lia one! ROTFLMAO...

    Hmm, but in our university leh, got sell a torch light that doesn't operate on battery. No, it doesn't work on solar power either.

    The battery compartment is replaced by a solenoid with lots of wire surrounding it. To generate power, you have to shake it, the magnet moves and there's electromagnetic tat will generate power. :) Errr, not sure what law is that, let me go open my text book.

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  3. Shake ? Shake a torch ? i bet guys shud be very good at that!!! LOL!!! its a guy's torch !!!!

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  4. you know......

    Thomas Edison would have been proud.....

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  5. Anonymous12:39 pm

    Cheh....like that invention where got best selling. Make it a two-in-one mah....vibrator cum torchlight mah....

    Hohoho, you know who is this right? Hiding behind anon, sked I got quoted elsewhere.....
    Byez larling..

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  6. eh that shake-a-torch, dr liew got one lar.

    this solar torchlight was actually 'invented' by Chow Sing Chi in one of his mo-lei-thau movie back in the 90s. If not mistaken, it's the Leng-Leng-Chat (007).

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  7. mampus la..

    eh btw.. i've seen similar ones in Kiosk.. there's this torchlight powered by movements.. just shake the torch for 10 minutes like you'll do to your cock when masturbating.. then it'll yield enough power to work for about 2 mins..

    useless invnetion too hahaa

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  8. Anonymous5:37 pm

    Hohoho OrangJahat, is that all it takes for you? A mere 2 minutes? Hahaha, going to remain anon again. I very sked now 'cos being macro blogger kenot simply tok mah.

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  9. Anonymous11:55 pm

    MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA

    WUAKAKAKAKAKKAKKAKWUAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKKKAAK

    SO SOPICICATED. I CAN SELL THIS IN MY JUNGLE RESORT

    skyback lol

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  10. Sorry to spoil your fun but you definitely need a battery to store the energy generated by the solar panel. Otherwise the torch would work only in the daytime (which won't be much useful then).

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  11. LOL. Still register summore ah? Give hak-hee also dowan lah.

    OK lah, not to insult you also, I would say *haha* it's *haha* very nice *hahaha*. Very useful though. Half of the benefits are "no battery required".

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  12. buat sial this anonymous mau kena pukul

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  13. erm ... i just wanna inform you guys and gals that this is a joke :) its suppose to make u luff abit .... hehe seriously a solar torchlight ? hehehe i would like to see that work! lol!

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  14. if so bright, what for need torch light?

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