Then sommo today is Valentine day mah! how can let the poor girl so lonely rite? So whole family went out to pick a little hansem guy to be his other half la!!!
Since today is Valentine's day we decided to name him Valentino!
Hersher and Valentino first contact
Hersher move close to him and start smelling him ... dam this fler sure got use colonge one la! The rest of the post will be in conversation mode ...
Hersher : I shud ask u who lu la! Why you kam my house no tell me?!
Valentino : Your house? I where got kam your house? I myself also derno how the hell i end up here man! You kidnap me wan izzit?!
Hersher : Wah lan eh! U invade my house sommo say i kidnap lu!!!! U think i girl u can bully izzit?! I show you my kaler!!!
Valentino : oi oi dun kam near ok? i dont beat Ahlian wan!
Hersher : Dis is my house! i can go wherever i want!!! I will weck 9 lu for invading my house!
Valentino :: I warn u ah!!! I know kungfu wan ahhh!!!! Dun kam near!!!
Hersher : WARN ME??!!! you invade my house sommo dare to WARN ME?!!!! You bored of living ledi!!!!
Valentino : LAST WARNINGGG!!! Take your stinko feet off my six packs!!!!
Hersher : You invade my house ... harassed me and now you call my feet stinko??!!!!! I KEEL YOU!!!!
Hersher : WACHAAAA!!!!!!
Valentino : KACAATTTTT!!!!
*Wood shreads flying everywhere in the cage as the 2 kungfu masters battle each other to determine who is the taikor/taikarche .... the fight bekam more n more intense and i kena step in to stop them from fighting ... lucky they dun dare to bite my fingers*
Den i pull Valentino aside n lecture him kaw kaw ....
Me : Oi ... u want die izzit?
Valentino : ah what? *give innocent cute look*
Me : I bring you home to lum the chick ... not fight with her understand?
Valentino : Shes my chick?!! OMFGGG!!! why u erly erly no tell me!
Me : Elo .. u got see anyone else in the cage besides her?
Valentino : Erm ...
Me : I warn 9 u ... if i catch u fighting with her again ... i m gonna give u away as cat feed to my neighbour u understand?!!
Valentino : but boss ... she dem 9 firece one worrrrr!!!
Me : u dun say i komunis no give u choice ok ... u can choose between her and the cats ....
Valentino : *GULP* soli boss ... i plomise no more fighting with her wan ...
Me : ok ... now goan apologise to her!
Few minutes later i kambek to check on this 2 flers .... i found this lazy barger Valentino sleeping edi ...
Niahma! hansem boy la konon!!! You see la! this lazy barger sleep till dem 9 yong sui wan!
Who got hungry cats to feed?!!!! faster kontek me!!!