In less than 13 hours ... a new era will begin and I wish you all farkers a great year ahead!
Now ... celebration aside ... i got one very important things to teach all you hamsap farkers out there wan, so listen up!
Its crucial that you do this exactly as per the below instructions and the timing must be correct if not it wont work wan ok? By the way ... this applies only to those who got gf/bf/wife/hubby/mistress/fark-mate etc.... single one sindiri TFK la tonite!
Its lidis one ....
Tonite bring your partner go lohmantik dinner ... then lum her/him with plesens and fawers ... then bring her/him home and romance with her/him sommo.
Then from 11pm onwards you kena ikut timetable ledi ...
11:00pm - start beromen ... kasi her/him high high
11:30pm - At this point of time both of you should be bogel (naked) ledi .. if not then you can start tfk ledi!
11:40pm - Start foreplay .... dun care you use fingers ka ... tongue ka ... dildo ka ... durian ka ... janji can make each other stim can ledi la!
11:45pm - At this point of time your partner must either begin to run water (for female) or election ledi (for male) ... if not then u can start tfk also
11:50pm - You should start penetration at this point ... but if you are like Linpeh (Linpeh very fast cum wan! he masuk only 1 minit later he cum!) then you dont mausk 1st ok? wait till 11:59pm baru masuk if not your plan will rosak! In short ... you must hold your white ink till after 12:00am la!
12:00am and beyond - Suka hati lu mau cum ka ..... mau tembak ka ... suma boleh ledi!
Then after that tomolo morning you call all your buddy and come out blekfas and blow water ... then u tell them lidis :
You : I made love (farked) to my gf/bf/wife/husband continously for two years non stop!
They will sure dun briff you wan then you tell them ...
You : Yesday I farked him/her from 2007 untill 2008 la! 2 years what?
Niahma you all better wear german cap ah! if not this september sure got a sudden influx of babies being born wan! lol
Happy New Year Everibodi!!!
*P.S. Yea ... i m toking to with own sexperiences :P