We took a bus to downtown and stayed at rumah tumpangan kiew kiew for 3 days 2 nights! locked ourselves in the room and watch tv till we pukes! All in all we only spent less then RM300!! hows that for vacation?!! lol
I was at my frend's house the other day and I noticed he got this xmas tree next to his altar ... WTF rite? hes obviously a buddhist and yet he got this leetle xmas tree in his house and it doesnt stop there. He asked me to help him wrap xmas gifts also! What will the god thinks ar? kanneh skali the god angwy ledi curse 9 him kaw kaw then he die! lol ....
He also asked me to help him wrap his xmas gift ... while wrapping I said this to him ....
Me : You briff in santa?
Him : Actually nope ...
Me : You joinED yehsow ledi ?
Him : Nope ...
Me : So all this is just for fun ar?
Him : err .. yep!
Me : Diu!! Lidis xmas time come your house also tarak turkey eat one la?
Him : Tarak ...
Me : Cilaka lu! I thot i finally got to eat turkey on xmas day.
Him : You tahpau come my house then we eat together la!
Me : You go let dog fark la lol!
Me : Eh .. ask u har ... if you dun briff in santa what the hell you doing this xmas gift wrapping thingy ar?
Him : Why you ask lidat?
Me : I mean ... if your kids briff in santa rite ... they will think all these gifts is from Santa one you know?
Him : So?
Me : So .. it will be just like at our workplace!
Him : Huh? how so?
Me : We do all the donkey work then the fat farker in the suit gets all the credits!
Him : Wuahahahhaa!!! MCH lu!!! Lidat also u can think wan!
Me : Abuden? You better tell you kids you are the suckers that bought all these gifts ... if not they will think the fat fler really send them xmas gifts then u rugi kasar!!
So listen up kids ... that big fat fler in the red bright suit is actually your oldman! So if your oldman weck 9 u alot this year ... its a good time to get even with him when hes in his santa suit ... weck 9 him then tell him you thot hes the robber robbing your house lol!
But if that fler is really THE Santa ... then dont tell him you know me wan ok?
Lemme take this chance to wish you all yehsou jais and yehsou luis .... Mehlee Kismes and Happe Nu Yar!
Dun mabuk and drive ok? Plektis Safe Sex ok? Alwaz wear german cap can?