Ahlian : I kenot tahan her ledi .... shes binthai one i tell u!
Me : How binthai?
Ahlian : Vehlee binthai! She dem krepot ledi sommo notchet married and no boipren either!
Me : No wonder la!!! Kesian her la no boipren .... you should make
Ahlian : I rather die than to gibe her present! Eh.... I also got heard rumors that my boss is still virgin you know?
Me : Eh ... by any chance your boss is jabpenis?
Ahlian : Aiks!! How you know wan??!!!
Me : OH!!! I know your boss wan!
Ahlian : Jiak sai lar lu! Dun bruff siu muimui can?
Me : I no bruff siu muimui wan .... if i can tell you her name will you briff me?
Ahlian : If you can say her name out then I briff you la!
Me : Her name is Takashi Masoku
Ahlian : WHAT?!!! You really know my boss??!!!
Me : HAHAHAHA no lar ... i dunno her wan but ...
Ahlian : But what?
Me : But all virgin old aunty also use the same name wan la!
Ahlian : Har? What you mean?
Me : its lidis one .... if you translate Takashi Masoku into malay it will sound like "TAK KASI MASUK" thats why they still virgin la!!!
Ahlian : MCH!! $%^&*!@!!! YOU BRUFF ME!!!
*From Manglish DICKtionary :-
Takashi Masoku - noun [pronounciation - tak kasi masuk] - Suspected still virgin mia binthai ladyboss that lafu to torture subordinates wan, any nationality will do ... not necesarily jabpenis!
i.e.: My boss is confirm Takashi Masoku la! I check her personal file ledi ... really wan!!
Any of you have Takashi Masoku as boss also? Buy her a dildo la! You sure can get plomotion wan!
Now tell me that my jokes is very funny and make me kembang can?? Ok i bek to work ledi .... u all go jiak sai la!