Ahbeng after kambing back from working a few years Kahzakhstan wanna get himself a GDL lesen (neh, you need GDL lesen if you were to drive commercial van or vehicle one ah!) so he went to JPJ to apply for the lesen but he was told to take eye test first.
Not knowing where he could go for the eye test he asked one of the JPJ official :
Ahbeng : Boss ... tumpang tanya ... mana mau pigi check itu mata ar?
JPJO : Check mata ka? pigi ini klinik depan itu kedai boleh la.
Ahbeng : Oh! itu kedai ka? ok ok tenkiu ....
Then Ahbeng also go register himself and tell the nurse he wanna get lesen and kena do eye test. After wait awhile the nurse call Ahbeng to go into the room ...
Nurse : Chow Ahbeng !!!
Ahbeng : Kambing!!!
*in the room*
Lokter : pls sit down, you want do eye test ar?
Ahbeng : Yes lokter, i want do eye test.
Lokter : Nurse take out my eye test chart pulez.
*After nurse take out eye test chart Lokter points to a row of alphabets that reads :
C Z W I X N O S T A C Z
Lokter : Ahbeng can you read this line?
Ahbeng : Read??!!! I can do better than read!!! I know this farker!! This farker Otang (owes) me money in Khazaksthan not yet pay me back still!!!