EVERiBODi LAFU ROJAKS: March 2006

31 March 2006

Korean Clock Fixer that CANT Pronounce the Word Clock!

No sign of the flu going away!!! ARGHHH!!!!

A bunch of wankers eat full ledi nothin better to do decided to call a poor Korean lady and make fun of her Yingrish! Mahai!! bully us asian lar !!! I wanna hear those blardee stupid yingrish ppl tok canto or mandarin, then i luff 9 them kaw kaw one!!!

Anyway, the whole thing still farking hillarious ok? the way the tricked the korean lady to mention those words they want him to say, you gotta hear it to get the joke yourself.

The Korean Clock Fixer That Cant Pronounce the word "Clock"

If you dont see any embeded player then you prolly missing some plugins, fear not! you can go directly to the audio file HERE

Audio file courtesy of Lenglui Shiryen telimakasi!!!

Hardcore Soccer Fans This is For You!!

I never really like soccer but I dint say i never like the funny side of it like, at the end of the game these soccer players will exchange jerseys right? Well watch the video clip below and learn why is such a tradition can be so funny at times LOL!

If your browser isnt showing any video then click on this link here to go directly to the website displaying the video LINK

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Singing Without Opening Your Mouth

I m feeling blue ... thanks to the farking flu!!! $#%%^&*@!!!! Hou Lan Cham ahhh!!!!
Anyway, If I die of Bird Flu *cough cough* please dont send fawers ok? Send money will do just fine!
Also remember to burn me PCs and Notebook Computers and PDAs and dont forget the Wireless ADSL modem with a StimAss account!!!!
If its not too much to ask I would like someone to burn me a hotel also! I think down there not much hotels available la!

I was actually saving this video for something else but since I m farking sick and got no power to blog bout funny stuffs so I thot I put this video up to keep you guys luffing.

This man is singing without opening his mouth! How is he gonna do that you asking? use international HAND SIGN la diu! The title of the song should be Torn (I think) and i also derno whos the singer (yea ... i m THAT seasonED ledi).

Watch or rather listen carefully how this guy use "international sign language" to represents the words "HE" "MAN" "HIM" "CAME" "NAKED" and "TORN"

"HUH? I dont understand what you trying to tell me la?" Diu ... if u dun understand then u really original mongkang la!!!!

Voiceless Singing

If you dont get WTF i m trying to say up there then please ignore me ... i m farking high on "aunty-buy-your-dick" right now!!! Wooohhooooo~~~ very high~~~

29 March 2006

New Japanese Martial Art For Ladies! Kick Balls-ing!!! (18SX)

After I watch this video I asked myself, what kinda fun or excitement did those guys gets being treated like that by the girls?? MCH this is farking sick ok?!

This should be the actual punishment for convicted Rapist!!

WARNING : Contains Violent images, IF you are below 18 please leave now, those who dont feel comfortable with violent images please leave now! Do not try this at home! hell! dont try this anywhere, anytime at all!!! Others proceed under your own risk.

I watch also can almost feel the pain, those who actually kena whack by those girls .... I really dunno how to describe their pain. Being kick on the balls is one thing but kicked over and over again on the balls ... now thats an entirely a different ballgame ledi!

I really dunno whether to salute those sohais or to laugh at them for their stupidness .... I repeat! DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS AT ALL!!! thsi video is here to tell you that sick people exist! not for you to try it yourself!! Trust me, you DONT wanna try it!!

Jab-Penis Kick Balls-ing!

If your browser isnt showing any video then you can go directly to the video by clicking this LINK

Many thanks to lenglui LMF for this video

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Ahbeng is Dying

Ahbeng is very old and infested with various kinda deadly diseases, he has been laying in his bed for a couplke of months ledi waiting for his time to come. One day while waiting for his death to come suddenly he smelled this very nice smells of his favourite butter cookies filling his room.

He then gather all his leftover power and dragged himself outta the bed, tracing the smell of butter cookies he drag himself down the stairs and into the kitchen.

On the kitchen table there is this batch of freshly baked butter cookies, Ahlian still remembers my favourite butter cookies! On the other end of the kitchen Ahlian (Ahbeng's wife) seems to be busy preparing more butter cookies.

Ahbeng think to himself "ahh.. Ahlian still love me very much, maybe she making me this butter cookies for me to eat before i die ... If i die today also i no regret"

After that Ahbeng knot tahan ledi, he dragged himself to the kitchen's table, grabbed a few pieces of the butter cookies and start stuffing them into his mouth, muching muching as fast as he could for it may be his very last meal.

Suddenly felt something hit him on the back of his head followed by a loud bang! He look back and it was Ahlian who hit him.

Ahbeng : Ahlian why you hit me!!!
Ahlian : Why you eating my cookies?
Ahbeng : I thot you made it for me?
Ahlian : Mahai! Not for you one! I made them for the guests who is kambing to your funeral la!!
Ahbeng :

WUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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April Fool's Prank : Chinese Food Takeaway!

I forgot who sent me this video but its sure is HILLARIOUS! Its abit cruel tho but still farking HILLARIOUS!! I thought since April Fool's is around the corner a little prank wont hurt anyone will it? listen to the video or rather conversation very carefully!

I think this clip of audio is taken from a UK's Radio show, They are playing this April Fool's prank on 2 chinese takeaway restaurant.

First the guy called a chinese takeaway to order his food then, he called ANOTHER chinese takeaway to have the 1st chinese takeaway to repeat the order to the 2nd chinese takeaway. The 2nd chinese takeaway will think the 1st guy is actually ordering chinese takeaway!!!

Dont understand wtf i m toking bout? dont worry neither do I LOL! anyway you are in luck! listen to the video below and you will understand! This would make a very funny April fool's prank!!! anyone for it???

Chinese Takeaway April Fool's Prank

If your browser is not showing any video, then you can try this direct link HERE

28 March 2006

Hentai Anime Adults Flash Game (18SX & NSFW)

Linpeh sent me a Hentai Anime Adult flash game and asked me to test it, I must say its dem addictive!! He then asked me to share it with everyone LOL!

Warning : 18SX & NSFW! If you are still under 18 please leave now! Others proceed under own risk!

Buden because of the sensitive nature of this game I kenot post it here la! I post it in my other blog. Link to the game at the end of this post.

Here is a screenshot of the game.

To go to the game Click on this LINK
I might password protect the post, so email me at hamkahlink@gmail.com for password if its password protected.

LAU BEI HUET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guys, Pulez dont wank at the game ok?!!!!

Two Ants on a Mission

Todays' post Light 'n' Easy, i prolly would go Light n Easy the whole week cause really no time to churn out big production jokes coz work is killing me softly .... With her song, telling my whole life with her words, Killing me softly with his song~~~

2 Ants, 1 Supervisor Ant and another one Kuli Ant were roaming up Ahbeng's leg, they are on a mission to collect some kinda minerals to be taken back home into the nest. Since they dont know where the minerals would be the Supervisor ant decided that they should split up to cover more ground.

Supervisor Ant : Ok I think we should split up to cover more ground la. You go this way I go that way.
Kuli Ant : Ok Boss!
*Kuli ant start walking to the direction pointed out by Supervisor ant buden he suddenly turn back n running towards Supervisor ant.*
Supervisor Ant : Eh why you kambek ?

Read the below kartun for answer la!

Note : Today no nid to scroll la!

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27 March 2006

Girl With Big Boobies Dancing on the Street!

This Video Farkingly Funny, bout a SEXY MAMAMIA dacing on the street shaking her BOOBies! Highly recomended by cocka! [Filler Post]

WARNING : Girls! Dont do this at home! These actors are trained professional! You might hurt yourself if you try this act on your own! If you die die wanna try also, then call me first! I teach you step by step! LMAO!

HAHAHAHA!!!! BIG ANOT!!! Big till can stretch to her back also!!!

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26 March 2006

Weekend Pics - Eat All You Can!

Jogoya has always been my regular Eat-All-You-Can Buffet Restaurant, Discovered Jogoya during Chinese New Year and been going there like twice a month eversince. These Pics were taken last week, after so many bloggers post pics on Jogoya I figured I'll have mine post too, unfortunately halfway down the meal the camera ran outta battery DUH!

Jogoya originated from Taiwan, brought over by the owner. Located on Star Hill on Relish Floor (nope the dont call their floors by numbers instead they give each floor a weird name, weird huh?) Jogoya Restaurant is actually a buffet place serving err ..... i dont think i can finish naming them but just to name a few of my favourites. Crabs, prawns, scallops, oysters, chinese dumplings, sashimi, sushi, fish, tempura, teppanyaki, grill stuffs and thats just a part of it. You gotta go there yourself to see the vast selection of food you can order.

They are having promotion till the end of March'06 (a few more days to go) Buffet dinner at RM79++ (RM89nett).

If you happened to be around the neighbourhood and you love good food then definitely must go here! No say I No Tell you!!!

Those who want more infos please feel free to get in touch with me at rojaks.wingz@gmail.com

Jogoya (Tel: 31421268) Star Hill
Japanese buffet promotion - MYR 78 per head,
till end of March.

Also Read this review by boo-licious from masak-masak.blogspot.com

Scallops *Slurps*

The Alcohol Gel mini cooking stove for u to play masak-masak

Mini Steel Pot on the stove

VIP room (come complete with Butler)

Gigantic Bamboo Clam

You Drop This Clip at a Bowl they provide and they will bring u the food you ordered.

Table/Room Number on the Clip

Starhill

The Lights in the VIP Room

Jogoya Entrance

The Table

Jogoya Entrace with Different Cam setting

Star Hill

Jogoya Payment Counter, Pay B4 You Eat!

Star Hill

23 March 2006

Ahbeng Looking for Wife

This is a story about Ahbeng in search of a wife with the help of his mother, Ahkew. One day Ahbeng's mother bring home 3 pretty girls and introduce to Ahbeng.
The 3 pretty girls name and occupation :
1.) Ahuey - Telephonist
2.) Ahmoi - Primary Skool Teacher
3.) Ahlian - Bus Conductor

Ahbeng very sexcited lar of course then after a while of

chatting with the girls his mother asked him.

Ahkew : Ahbeng, how ? Which one you like the most ?
Ahbeng : I like Ahlian the most
Ahkew : Aiyoh bus conductor only wor! where got future wan? Ahmoi not bad leh! gomen work you know? good benefit, next time your children wanna goto skool also easy
Ahbeng : Ahmah dunwan laaa!!
Ahkew : Why dunwan?
Ahbeng : bcoz skool teacher they love to say "PLEASE REPEAT!! DO AGAIN!!! I Want it done 10 times...SOME MORE, SOME MORE!" Like this very tiring everynite I can die one ahmah!
Ahkew : aiyoo!!! then Ahuey lar! at least she is better than Ahlian
Ahbeng : Dunwan also! ahmah, she is telephonist la! they love to say "WAIT A MINIT! PLEASE HOLD ON!" dem potong stim lidat ahmah where got mood to make baby la?
Ahkew : Aiyoyo!!! then what u like about Ahlian so much? bus conductor only wor!!! Where got future one ?
Ahbeng : Ahmah you dunno wan la ... I always take mini bus to KL, those women bus conductor always say "BANG! MASUK BELAKANG!!! MASUK DALAM SIKIT!!! DALAM ADA TEMPAT!!! MASUK MASUK!!!" (in yingrish it means "go in behind, go deep inside! go deeper some more! inside still got place! deeper! deeper!!!) everytime they say lidat i also very sexcited one !!!!

WUAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!

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Viagra the New Age Painkiller!

Ahbeng got terrible toothache so he goes to the Maniam the dentist to stop the pain. The dentist tells Ahbeng

Maniam : wuah so big hole knot patch ledi, kena pull liow
Ahbeng : Pull ar ?? pain anot one ?
Maniam : No pain one I give you this powderfool injection call Novacain, inject ledi very high one.
Ahbeng : Injection?!! No no no no no.... no injection please, I got needle phobia sorry no injection.
Maniam : hmmm okay then I will have to hook you up to the laughing gas, that will make u high enuff to forget bout the pain.
Ahbeng : no no no !!! no mask!!! got phobia also !!! please no!

Maniam : @#$%^&*@!! then lu can take pills anot ??!
Ahbeng : Ah!! pills no problem la!!!
Maniam : Ok take this pill
Ahbeng : Err ... Doc what pill is this? looks very familiar
Maniam : This is Viagra!
Ahbeng : WUAHHH now i know Viagra also can use for pain killing, chun huh doc ?
Maniam : No, it will not reduce your pain at all.
Ahbeng : Then why you lemme eat ?
Maniam : What can I do? you everything also phobia so the least i can do for you is to give you something to hold on to while i extract your tooth la!

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Great Definition of Globalization

Was reading the book on Princess Diana given to me by Linpeh and suddenly i remember this old joke.

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess,
with an Egyptian boyfriend,
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car,
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk,
on Scottish whisky,
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.

This entry is post by Malaysian,
using American 's technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that use Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singaporean plant,
transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

That, my friend, is Globalization

22 March 2006

Jesus Christ MTV - I will Survive!

WARNING : Contains religious related kinda parody, those who are against such content pls leave now! others proceed at your own risk.

This Music Video featuring UP and Rising Singer Mr Jesus Christ and his first top of chart single "I WILL SURVIVE!!" Mr. Jesus Christ alredi receive up to 6 grammy nominations only 2 week from the release of his new album "HEAVEN" Backed by bandmembers Saint Nicholas on bass, Satan on Elec. Guitar, St. Partick on drums, St. John on keyboard and Special guest star : SHREK!

Jesus Christ - I Will Survive!

Video courtesy of 9393

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21 March 2006

Ahpek Photo Exposed!!!

Today fehmes blog idol Ahpek post picture of himself in the blog, altho not a recent pic (that pic 29 yrs ago one) but it sure stirred up quite a wave among the readers. Most of the female fans said Lengjai Ahpek got abit looks like Ekin Cheng and Ahpek also gave his consent "do whatever you want with his pic" So, i fire up my photoshop armed with crappy photoshop skills I corp and copy and paste and adjust here and adjust there and came out with my own version of AHPeKin (Ahpek + eKin = AhpEKIN)

Ahpek + Ekin, how would he looks like if Ahpek is Ekin's Real brader ??

You know the drift ..... scroll down for answer!
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.I know what you are asking yourself, you are asking "why this farker always torture us lidis? scroll scroll scroll knn! no new trick up his sleeve ledi ka? KNN!! this is getting boring"
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.Abuden? if i dun ask u to scroll, how i know u really keen to se the pic or pretend to be keen only ? KAKAKAKA!!!
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Ladies and Gentlemen boy s and girls! I present to you, AhpEKIN!!!!

Hansem anot!!!!

No there is nothing wrong with your monitor, today we are broadcasting in black n white! lol!!!

Latest Food Trend : An Emperor's Meal (18Sx & NSFW)

There is this kinky food/restaurant concept (not in Malaysia of course!) that uses human as serving plate ... drools ~~ Pics below!

WARNING : 18Sx, Not save from work! Contains human flesh! (no obscene parts tho!) so if you are uncomfrotable with sexy girls please leave now. Others proceed under own risk!