31 March 2009

I’m a Musicon Celebrity thanks to Maxis Broadband

I admired Weird AL Yankovic long long edi!!! I think his balls very big bcoz his songs hou lan funny wan!

Since i dem broke nowadays .. i think i goto Nuffnang Music bash just like him in this pikture la!!! Nekid!!! no nid buy clothes!! can save money!!! Leng erm Leng?!!1

f you ask me ... Tell us how you wish to be treated if you’re a celebrity. I would say If i bekam so HAWT like him i want many many ahbengs and ahlians flash 9 me blind taking my pikchers and make 9 me dem LCLY by posting me pikchers online!!!

30 March 2009

Chinese Dialect

You know chinese is one farking complicated race .... there must be hundred of different kinda chinese in this world, each speaking a different dialect.

The few main one is Canto, Hokkien, Hakka, Teochew, fookchew and the smller dialects is too many to name and some of them i cant even pronouce also!!

Then there is this Ahbeng who originated from Kuching and hes werking in KL now. He werking in this big big kompeni in charge of the expot department one and this barger ahbeng dem 9 proud of his hometown kuching one.

Everytime got oversea customer kam to KL he will bring them to Kuching to show them his hometown. Then come one day where he got this English speaking German call DIERK to Kuching to show off his hometown again .... one nite after dinner they both sit down for a cuppa kopi at a local joint and something lidis happened ....

DIERK : Hey this is a nice place ... i see so many chinese here ... are they the same as the chinese I met in KL?
Ahbeng : Yea not same one ... here we fookchew
DIERK : What?!!! what did you said?
Ahbeng : I said FOOKCHEW!!!
DIERK: Pardon me??!!!

*Upon hearing that suddenly DIERK stand up and spit into Ahbeng's face and say ... *


Peeples (especially fookchew) its a joke oni ok? dun so serious can?!! if you angry bcoz of this pos then FOOKCHEW LA!!! LOL!

28 March 2009

If you think your life sucks .... read this and you will feel better!

If you think you life sucks and you got screwed pretty hard by your boss, lover, fwens etc etc ... read this to feel better!

so small how to read?!! Click to enlarge you read la! you nutcase!!!

Now ... who is more farked? You, Maus? Soupolos or his wife? 72 times man!!!! 72 TIMES!!! LOL!!! You feel better ledi anot?

A note to those who wanna do the same thing .... I confirmed my son is mine!!! got DNA checked ledi wan!!! My price can nego wan!!!! kakakakaka!!!

27 March 2009

Little Blythe

Congratulation to Sam and Belle on their new born Baby Blythe!

The mummy to altho kena anestathic kaw kaw but still got power to mms me the pikture ... bravo ah Belle!!!

Now both of the will be busy playing daddy n mummy liow ... no time to terrorise us anymore!!! LOL!

26 March 2009

Ahbeng Go MAS Inflight Kitchen Tour!

I dream long long to sit in 1st class and makan the food there but all the while my wallet not thick enuff to goan fulfill this dream but tenkiu to MAS my dream kam true ledi!!!!

Last saturday we were invited by my brader AhJon from FLEISHMAN HILLARD goto MAS Skychef kitchen to feed my fat face lol!

Skychef building

This is the first sign you can see when you walk into this building, apart from all the scanners and metal detectors and thick solid steel gate that forbid gate crasher into the premises ... pratically .. mouse also kenot sneak into this area!!! The security here is thighter than Amadika plesidern opis! lol

if you fly any of these airlines before ... you been eating food prepared by skychef

Presentation slides

Chef giving Presentation

After the presentation we go round round the place terrorizing the neighbourhood in our strange ET outfit ... i dont have a pic bcoz during the tour kenot take pic one ... high sekiu area la! but some basket managed to smuggle some pics out of that place lol i go steal from FB now and show u ok?

Banglas factory workers start afternoon shift lol

I know ... the outfit n the headcap is part of hygiene requirement in the facility ok? so u can be certain the food they serve to you in the plane is prepared in a very very hygienic facility.

They also bring us round round the roti factory, packing area, dessert department, the chiller (the place where we u can get smokes kambing out of your mouth even tho you are not smoking one) and they also bring us to the frozen room ... and this room is fun! lotsa things u can do here! some of the very fun activity u can do here is "lick the steel rack" or to "whether your pee will touch the floor as liquid or ice?" or "make your pants heavier by pissing innit!" LOL of coz if you got big pockets ... u can also smuggle some good stuffs out ... like lobsters n salmon and scallops n abalone ... the list went on and on and on .... lol!

whent he tour finish edi everyone also hungry ledi .... and its makan+camwhore time!!!

Brader AhJon

I let the photo do the toking la ... the kinda food we saw there is beyond words can describe one lol

Salmon Steak

Lamb shank

Lobster meal

Lobster meal 2

Grilled Pomfret

I think this one is beef steak

Scallops Salmon Salad

Beef Ribs

Beef Ribs

No one seems to know what dish is this lol


Fruits! Glorious fruits!

Desserts!!! HEAPS of them!!!

Phuhhh the food i tell you .... drool habis habis one!!! free flow sommo!!! eat all you can! Tahpau also can!!!!

My fwen eat till dunwan go home ... u say leng anot la! If they want to hire me .. i also wanna work there wei!

The Glutton Gang ( VKeong, Simon Seow, Kennysia, Dale, Chef, Citygal & Kampungboi, Thomas and one funcheong)

I love MAS deep deep!!!! got new menu pls invite me test makan again pulezz!!!!

pls do ignore the over saturated colors of the piktures ... i was testing a new lens that day and dont quite got used to it yet lol!

25 March 2009

TenKot You is Ahbeng!

I derno how true izzit ... how many here got laid after drink beer wan? lol ... in ader country (where the gomen can accept humor wan) they got this kinda poster in the men's toilet one ....

I post it up here bcoz those Ahlians neber see before ... and also ahbeng who neber go over the sea also neber see before mah! lol

Click on the pigchers to enlarge la! then u will know how complicated it is to bekam Ahlian!

TenKot we is Ahbeng la!!! life is much simpler!!! ..... yea rite!!!

24 March 2009

Sigma 70-300mm F4-5.6 DG Macro Telephoto Lens for Sony Alpha Mount

Got this lens quite a while ago, prolly more than 3 weeks already ... enough time for me to properly push this lens to the limit and see what this very much underated lens can do.

This is my first Sigma Lens and after extensive researches on the net i found there are more cons than pros about this lens.

Lotsa users complained that even tho this lens highest zoom range is up to 300mm but the usable range is only up to 220mm and the rest of the range (ie from 220 - 300mm) is useless because it will become very soft ....BUT again ... we have to find out whether those who complained about the softness of this lens are actually those who knew what they are doing or not??

First lets take a brief look at the tech specs, and then its time for photos!

Lens Construction

14 Elements in 10 Groups

Angle of View 34.3degrees - 8.2degrees
Number of Diaphragm Blades 9 Blades
Minimum Aperture F22
Minimum Focusing Distance 150cm / (95cm Macro mode)
59.1 in / (37.4 in. Macro mode)
Maximum Magnification 1:4.1 / 1:2(Macro mode)
Filter Size Diameter 58mm
Dimensions Diameter 76.6mm X Length 122mm
3.0 in. X 4.8 in.
Weight 545g/19.2 oz.

Sigma 70-300mm F4-5.6 DG Macro all drawn in

Sigma 70-300mm F4-5.6 DG Macro fully extended

Sigma 70-300mm F4-5.6 DG Macro 58mm diameter Kenko UV filter

Sigma 70-300mm F4-5.6 DG Macro Front Cap

Sigma 70-300mm F4-5.6 DG Macro front glass element

Sigma 70-300mm F4-5.6 DG Macro Back mount

Sigma 70-300mm F4-5.6 DG Macro Gold Imprint

Macro switch of Sigma 70-300mm F4-5.6 DG Macro

The lens in general ...

Took a few shots imediately after i got the lens, the first shot i took while waiting for the traffic light to turn green.

f4, iso100, 1/640s, 70mm

Great IQ (image quality) sharp image and vibrant colors under natural sunlight.

f 5.6, 1/2000s, iso100, 300mm

f5.6, 1/2000s, iso100, 300mm

Zoom range can be seen in the abive 2 photos, the top one were taken at 70mm and the one below were taken at 300mm. Thats the kind of zoom you could expect from this underated lens.

f8, 1/200s, iso200, 90mm

This one above, taken at broad daylight on the beach with no flare/ghosting visible.

f10, 1/500s, iso200, 300mm

Full zoom, handheld in broad daylight by the beach, no signs of flare nor CA still. Image is sharp at maxed zoom.

f13, 1/320s, iso100, 300mm (image cropped at 100%)

Image of the moon captured with the help of a tripod and a shutter release switch.

To see whether this lens is capable of capturing sharp images at 300mm please checkout the few photos below.

Sample #1
f8, 1/2000s, iso200, 300mm

100% corp from sample #1

The first photo is the one taken from 300m handheld with the same setting as stated underneath the photo. the second photo is a crop in 100% zoom (actual pixel) and no softness were detected, its still bloody sharp at 100% crop.

Sample #2

f10, 1/500s, iso200, 300mm

100% corp from sample #2

The #2 photo is the one taken from 300m handheld with the same setting as stated underneath the photo. the second photo is a crop in 100% zoom (actual pixel) and no softness were detected, its still bloody sharp at 100% crop.

I managed to get pretty decent photos from this lens event at max zoom of 300mm, all those who complained about the softness of this underated lens have either shaky hands or probably got it mixed up with other 70-300mm Sigma lens (as Sigma do have more than 5 varieties of lens under the 70-300mm category). The other possibility is that their copy suffering from bad autofocus maybe??


Not true macro but at 300mm 1:2 ratio its gets pretty close to the true macro and the best thing is, if you loves capturing macro of insects ... the 300mm really comes in handy.

Just a glimse of what kinda macro (closeup) shots you could get with this lens ...

f5.6, 1/10s, iso400, 300mm

f5, 1/15s, iso400, 210mm

The actual size of the object as compares to a 20 cents coin.

all macro shots were taken handheld with no tripod support. Pretty sharp and decent macro and with enough lights this lens can do wonders!

In a Nutshell

I got this Sigma 70-300mm F4-5.6 DG Macro Telephoto Lens at a bargain, at barely 1 month old the previous owner switched to another system and have to sell off all his gears.

With 11 months of warranty left I did not need to think longer than 5 minutes to seal the deal witht he previous owner. It came with all the warranty card, official receipts, covers, hood and lens bag.

Pros :
  1. CHEAP!
  2. Light enuff to travel with even tho its kinda bulky
  3. Sharp throughout its focal length
  4. Great Colors
  5. Acceptable build quality (at this price range - new one cost about RM700-800 retail)
  6. Versatile range, ie. from 70mm to 300mm
  7. Accurate AF (auto focus)
  8. I like the rubber feeling of the lens grip
  9. manual focus is a breeze
  10. Macro mode (extremely useful)
  11. Did i mentioned CHEAP?

Cons :
  1. Slow AF (Auto focus) in low lights conditions.
  2. Bulky (not heavy just bulky)
  3. Prone to softness at far end of zoom if user do not know how to handle it.
  4. Macro range limited to between 200mm to 300mm and Min focus range under macro mode too.
  5. AF hunts alot under low light conditions.
Looking at the cons ... and then you look back at how much it cost you for a lens which can capture those kinda images shown above, at this prize i think one should be glad that you made the decision to get this lens instead of the others more expensive 300mm telephoto lens.

If you are a budget concious photographer, this is just the telephoto lens for you! Highly recomended by another budget concious photographer! :)

22 March 2009

Har Gau! Siu Mai! Lor Mai Kai!

I so long no hear lenglui in cheongsam yell loud loud "HAR GAU! SIU MAI! LORMAIKAI!! ledi ..... then yesday missus sardenlee got this craving for dimsum ... sked 9 sei me when i heard that! I terus ask her ... u preggy ar?

It turned out to be false alarm la ... she just so long neber eat dimsum like me oni ... time is bad mah what to do .. can save mai save lor!

So since both of us agreed ... we close eyes go eat 1st ... later oni kira la lol!

OK ima happy man now lol! *Burp*