30 March 2009

Chinese Dialect

You know chinese is one farking complicated race .... there must be hundred of different kinda chinese in this world, each speaking a different dialect.

The few main one is Canto, Hokkien, Hakka, Teochew, fookchew and the smller dialects is too many to name and some of them i cant even pronouce also!!

Then there is this Ahbeng who originated from Kuching and hes werking in KL now. He werking in this big big kompeni in charge of the expot department one and this barger ahbeng dem 9 proud of his hometown kuching one.

Everytime got oversea customer kam to KL he will bring them to Kuching to show them his hometown. Then come one day where he got this English speaking German call DIERK to Kuching to show off his hometown again .... one nite after dinner they both sit down for a cuppa kopi at a local joint and something lidis happened ....

DIERK : Hey this is a nice place ... i see so many chinese here ... are they the same as the chinese I met in KL?
Ahbeng : Yea not same one ... here we fookchew
DIERK : What?!!! what did you said?
Ahbeng : I said FOOKCHEW!!!
DIERK: Pardon me??!!!
Ahbeng : FOOKCHEW!!! FOOKCHEW!!! WHICH PART OF FOOKCHEW YOU NO UNDERSTAND?!!!

*Upon hearing that suddenly DIERK stand up and spit into Ahbeng's face and say ... *

DIERK : FARKIU TOO!!!!

Peeples (especially fookchew) its a joke oni ok? dun so serious can?!! if you angry bcoz of this pos then FOOKCHEW LA!!! LOL!

7 comments:

  1. Solly to be pedantic, but fookchiew more in Sibu than Kuching

    banana

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  2. oh, you forgot about the other bigger dialect such as the northen chinese - shanghainese, beijineese, manchurian and many more.

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  3. Anonymous12:58 pm

    Fookchew (they call it Foochow) mostly in Sibu, Kuching got more Hakka.

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  4. hahaha.. funny wei. It is true that there are more foochow in Sibu rather in Kuching. But a lot of them are moving to Kuching now. Though many ppl dislike them, there are truly one hardworking clan.

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  5. What's fookchew ar?

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