"CHEAPER PRICES, BETTER SERVICES, BETTER MEDICINES, LOWER PRICES, FRIENDLY SERVICES"
What about "We habe Handsome-er lokter"? or "We Habe Sexier Nurses?" That would even be better rite?
I guessed time are really bad now huh? First time I see such a phenomena ... very soon we will see some signs lidis :
Free condom!!! Free Panadol and Free Cough syrups!!! Mana mau cari??!!!