Ahbeng The Olang Gila

One day Ahbeng were heard making a phone call .....

Ahbeng : Alo!
Mr.B : Halo, Hospital Bahagia ... Can I help you?
Ahbeng : Halo ... can you help me check n see who is in room 67?
Mr.B : Erm ... room 67 will be Mr. Chow
Ahbeng : Yala! I know Chow la! Can you goan see if he is in the room anot?
Mr.B : You mean you wanna tok to Mr Chow izzit?
Ahbeng : No la! I just want you to go and see if he is in room no. 67 anot.
Mr.B : Just see if hes there anot oni? No nid to ask him to come to the phone?
Ahbeng : Yala yala! no nid la!
Mr.B : Ok sir hold on a minit pls.

Few minutes later ....

Mr.B : I m sorry sir ... i looked everywhere in the room but I kenot find Mr Chow Ah Beng!
Ahbeng : Oh good! Confirmed I escape ledi! Tenkiu!!!

*TooTTTTT TooTTTTT TooTTTTTT TooTTTTT * (hang up phone mia tone la!)