5 March 2007

When Bloggers Throw Oranges

IF you not chinese and you dunno what is Chap Goh Mei, DONT WORRY!

If you are chinese and you dunno what is Chap Goh Mei then I also kenot help you liow!

Ok ok if u still dunno no need to worry la! ... I got the best descriptions for you here :

"Chap Goh Meh or Tzap Goh Mei (十五尾; pinyin:shí wǔ wěi; lit. "fifteen tail") represents the fifteenth and final day of the Lunar New Year period as celebrated by Chinese migrant communities. The term is from the Hokkien dialect and literally means the fifteenth day of the first month.

It is the occasion of the first full moon of the New Year.

The occasion is marked by feasting and various festivities, including the consumption of Tangyuan. In traditional Chinese culture, it is also celebrated as the Lantern Festival or the Shang Yuan Festival.

In Southeast Asia, however, it coincides with the Chinese Valentine's Day. It is also when young unmarried women gather to toss mandarinoranges into the sea/river, in a hope that their future spouse will pick it up - a custom that originated in Penang, Malaysia. In the past, this is also the only day that unmarried ladies can be seen with their partners.


Please note: chap goh meh, not mei. Also it is 十五暝, not 尾. lit."fifteen night"

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Then here comes the question ... what if a blogger go throw orange? What will the orange looks like??

I tailored made several oranges here that will suit each blogger's individual IF there were to go throw orange la! ... here they are in no particular order :


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As time progress ... sometime not only woman need to throw oranges one wor! Sometime hor ... Guys also need to throw! This is due to the fierce competition nowadays to get a suitable life partner also ler .... especially after they begin importing those hansem banglas ... local males susah cari makan liow!

So its not suprising to see guys joining this ceremony also ok? but if guys were to join this throwin throwing event hor .... they kena throw something different rite? if not how the girls know which is guys n which is girl rite?

Dun worry!! i figured it all out ledi!!! Below you will find my best solution for this problem plus a tailored made chap goh mei message for some of the fehmes blogger too!


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So ... who did you spent your Chap Goh Mei with?? As for me I spend mine with these guys!

15 comments:

  1. wei!
    why you throw me wat for.....
    i not a match maker....
    beside
    i kanot find you a hot babes....

    no gerenti wan....

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  2. watt?? y isit not in order of importance lah?!? y so bad!?!?? kakakka

    i make u gal den u know!

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  3. cibaiii...im not fehmes so dowan meet me liao lar!!!!pukeekkk

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  4. makahai!! banana i play with myself lah! where can simply throw wan?!

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  5. hahaha wingz! u memang damn fahney

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  6. I thought guys will throw durian? LOL

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  7. I love bikinis. when wana buy one for me????

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  8. Who is this ms sunshine ah?

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  9. hahahaha... eh, got hamsap intonations one ar my orange?;D

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  10. earl-ku9:44 pm

    aihhh

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  11. oi... mana saya? hahaha!

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  12. kenny ng sky keep you la...no gal will pick up durian wan..you wanna show that you are more spesel than those banana...u throw papaya!!!

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  13. walan..ja lan dou..since when i'm a part-time girl.? LOL

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  14. Ah.. Using banana pulax for guy...
    Ting..:P
    Next year we throw banana together lor..haha ...(aka Sasuke)

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