Looks like its time for PLAN B!!!
Read : HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE and HERE
I 'll let the photos below do the talking .....
Bread Slicer at the Bakery
Ahbeng works in a bakery in KL, one day he kambek from work and handed RM500 to Ahlian (his wife), Ahlian then asked :
Ahlian : Where you got the money from?
Ahbeng : I won a bet at work today.
Ahlian : What bet?
Ahbeng : They all challenge me, they say i wont dare to stick my kkc into the bread slicer
Ahlian : Stick your kkc into where??!!!
Ahbeng : The Bread Slicer!
Ahlian : Bread Slicer??!!! Cut bread one??!!
Ahbeng : Ya ... cut bread one
Ahlian : lu crazy izzit? come lemme see your kuku got hurt anot?
Ahbeng : no need check la! my kuku is fine ....
Ahlian : I dont belif! faster chui foo!
Ahbeng then chui foo and let Ahlian check.
Ahbeng : See? see? I told you ... my kuku is fine!
Ahlian : Ya wor! one bruise also dont have! Then the bread slicer how??!!
Ahbeng : The Bread Slicer? Oh ... she said she like it very much too!