My Daily Cuppa Kofi

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Warning : Pointless Rants ahead, if you are sensitive to rants pls do not proceed. Others proceed at your own risk. Oh! while you are at it, you can make assumptions while you read but what you assumed is your own opinion(s) ok? Do not hold me responsible for it. :)

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This morning, like usual i was having my daily cuppa coffee in the classic kopitiam kinda cup (like the one shown in the pic below) I would really prefer this kinda cup to the other types actually .... I derno why but drinking my coffee from this kinda oldish classic kopitiam cup bring back so much memories, especially it reminded me of those days when my grandpa would fetch me behind his bicycle to his favourite kopitiam and he would lemme drink coffee from the saucer of such cup. I asked him why do i hafta drink from the saucer instead of the cup itself? He answered me "because the coffee will cool down faster in a saucer" I really missed those days ....

While waiting for my coffee to cool down abit before i take my first sip, suddenly I got strike by this deep thought ..... I was staring at my cuppa coffe and start pondering.

"This cuppa coffee is not as easy as it look" what i meant is ... i gone thru lotsa trouble every single day just so that I could enjoy this cuppa coffee everyday. This is not a simple cuppa coffee at all, in this cuppa coffee there is worries, troubles, arguements, struggles, fights, problems, sweats and blood. Kinda scary isnt it? But thats the truth .... everyday we brave thru the day no matter how bad it is hoping that we will make it thru and survive another day so that tomorrow we could enjoy our cuppa coffee again.

This process is gonna repeats itself over and over again till u die or till you decided to retire for good! What more scary is this cuppa coffee is gonna cost you even more worries, troubles, arguements, struggles, fights, problems, sweats and blood in the near future .... it used to be RM0.80 for a cuppa coffee 3 years ago but today its no longer RM0.80 .... its RM1.30 now!


What does a simple man like me gotta do to make sure that he will still be able to enjoy his daily cuppa coffee in the time to come? I do not have complex demand, i do not wish for world piss peace nor I got any say in global warming, I just want my cuppa coffee damnit!

Why you can spend millions of bucks to rebrand something as useless as Mat Rempit but you cant even keep the price of my daily cuppa coffee at RM0.80??? What Da Fark right??

Last time my english teacher in secondary school Mrs Sidhu taught us that if you cant do anything right then you better dont do anything at all, at least you wont look like a farking idiot! right?

Anyway to show you that I have no hard feeling towards those people that came out with that Mat Cemerlang Idea, I for once would like to suggest some more "rebranding" that needed to be done to our community, this is some of my suggestions :

1. Whore Lover : Mat Ayamlang
2. Snatch Thieves : Mat 9-hai-also-rampas-lang
3. Conmen : Mat Tipu-lang
4. Flashers : Mat Tunjuk-batang
5. Gamblers : Mat ForDeelang (4D)
6. Gengsters : Mat Kiasilang
7. Drunkards : Mat Maboklang
8. Liars : Mat Pooh-Key-Lang
9. Racist : Mat Poot-Tai-Lang
10. Robbers : Mat G-Buy-Lang
11. Thieves : Mat Blue-bird-lang
12. Ahlong : Mat Fainenlang
    
13. The guy on a tricycle stealing metal all over the place : Mat Lan-Also-Curi-lang

Wuah I just rebranded 13 types of peeple la! U think i can get at least 1 million bucks anot ar? You know who I can ask the money from har? I rebranded 13 types of peeple wor! That alone has the street value of a few millions bucks lar at least!

If only things were so simple, if only the black will become white just by "re-branding" then please "re-brand" my daily cuppa coffee so that i will still be able to buy a cuppa of coffee for only RM0.80.

If only some peeple were a bit smarter .... "IF" *sigh*

I end this post with a survey result taken from All Malaysia.info

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PS : I would like to apologise for this rant of mine .... I just knot tahan anymore liow .... normal transmission will resume tomlo .... tenkiu.
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