One day Cocka, during his younger days ( and again, this is not an indication of how old my buddy is *again*! ) saw a ladder, a very long/tall ladder leading straight up to the sky.
Being a kepoh himself he started climbing the ladders .... climb climb climb .... climb climb climb
After he passed the first cloud suddenly got one fat angmoh charboh waiting for him there, then that charboh say to him lidis :
Fat Angmoh Charboh : Have Sex with me or climb the ladder to success
Cocka look see look see ledi he decided to climb the ladder to success. there he goes climbing and climbing and climbing till he got into the second cloud .... in the second cloud also got one angmoh charboh ... this one better looking than the first one, got better body too! nen nen also bigger!! Then this charboh said to Cocka .........
Prettier Angmoh charboh with bigger nen nen : make lafu to me or climb the ladder to success
Cocka think to himself "wuah kanasai! if i go higher sure the charboh more sui wan!!!" with this Cocka keep climbing and climbing and climbing again.
He reached the third cloud and sure enuff the angmoh charboh is the more chun than the first 2 he met. she got even bigger and firmer nen nen too!
Then again this charboh also said the same thing the two other charbohs said
Firm nen nen angmoh charboh : Have sex with me or climb the ladder to success.
"Wow! the charbos is getting better everytime I climb higher!" he thot, so he decided to climb higher ....
He climb and climb and climb and climb ..... At the forth cloud he met one angmoh charbohs that looks like Miss China town Malaysia wan!!! this one is the only brunette with big firm nen nen and a body to kill for!! Then she said to Cocka ....
Miss China Town Malaysia look alike : have sex with me or climb the ladder to success
Cocka was alredi having erection ledi .... he think and think and think tempted to take on the offer but his instint told him to climb sommo! He thot long and "hard" and finally he decided that having a brighter future is better than a few good shag, so he told the angmoh charbo ...
Cocka : you are sure pretty and i would really love to shag you but i rather climb to success, soli!
He then climb and climb and climb .... in no time he arrived at the fifth cloud, he looked around and this time there is no pretty charbos .... no nen nens ... only got one fat ahkua sitting there doing his nails and makeup. That Ahkua saw Cocka fast fast get up and jump towards Cocka grabbing him tight tight!
Cocka paniced ....
Cocka : WTF are you doing wei??!!!!
Ahkua : You must be Cocka ... i have been waiting for you .....
Cocka : WHAT?? waiting for me??!!!! WHO ARE YOU??!!
Ahkua : Well sweety ... My name is Cess!!!
Addon : erm ... it seems like not many peeple get this joke so, i m gonna give some hint here .... Suc-cess gedit ? no? diuu!!! ok la ok la its Suck cess la!!! Cocka thot its success but the angmohs actually mean climd this ladder to suck cess!!! CESS is the name of the Ahkua la!!!! DIUU!!!!