Alex the Depedoist

What is a Depedoist? Depedoist is the opposite of peadophile, if paedophile means :

"an adult who is sexually attracted to children"

so Depedoist should mean

"an adult who are sexually attracted to extremely old women or man" (depending on his/her own prefrences la)


Then the below conversation between me and Alex took place :

Alex says:

icic 719.96RM airasia for 2 .... u sponser me kah boss

Wingz says:

wuah u big boss ledi still need seponsors mehhh...u fly to melbourne macam ppl naik bus lol

Alex says:

wuahhahaha deswai this year travel budget well over ledi

Wingz says:

30th dec mah ..... can masuk next year (2007) mia travel budget ledi

Alex says:

hahahah ...haiz really tight la boss >.< ...kekekek

Wingz says:

Your wife young mah ... young girl memang tight wan laaa KAKAKAKAKAKA

Alex says:

KNN!!!!!!!!

YAR!!!

SO TIGHT MY HUGE DICK CAN HARDLY MASUK!!!!!! HAVE TO USE SHELL HELIX LIBRICANTO!!!!!!!

Wingz says:

huge dick??

Alex says:

yarrrr!!! humongously large

Wingz says:

knn!!! her hole small only larrrr not ur dick huge!!! kakakaka

Alex says:

godzilla-like!!!

eh, my dick right, even for grandmother mia hole oso can become damn tight!!!

muahahahahahahaha!!!

Wingz says:

mahai grandmader also u sapu??!!!!! diu lor

Alex says:

shiet

Wingz says:

ok ok i m go post bout this conversation

Alex says:

just AS IF only ok!!! tiuuuuuuuu

Wingz says:

this is informative man!!!

Alex says:

shiett shiettt

Wingz says:

kakakakaka

Alex says:

knn!!! damn la .... now i know how u get jokes!!! from talk crap all day one

Wingz says:

wuahahahahhaa

Alex says:

ok la ....long time no trapik from u ledi ....must link kao kao me ok ....kakakakakakk

Wingz says:

kakaka u say one harrr

Alex says:

cincai la.....hei sang a bit make ppl luff la

The Nuts Bra for those Blur People

This post is for the benefits of those who do not know what is a Nuts Bra ..... I attached a promotional video of the above mention products for further illustrations.

Enjoy!

Light and Easy Weekend - Thailand Papaya Farm Restaurant

This post is specially dedicated to all male papaya lovers, according to my source ... these photographs are taken in a "special" restaurant located in Thailand.

The hostesses in this restaurant walks to all the table and "entertain their guests" in a very "unique" way ..... they actually allow their guests to touch their breast, they actually encourage their guests to touch their breast!!!

No i kid you not, look at the photographs yourself.

Females also allowed to touch their breast!

Either that fler is a girl or lesbo ... so happy one touching boobs

Ok confirmed shes lesbo! touch till so happy!

Wuah!! this ahbeng also very happy can touch nen nen!!!

This one cincai cincai also 34c cup!

Wuah if the guy in the pic is ahpek he dem hapoy liow wei!

Got special Facial massage also!! Boobs to face massage!!!

Not only that, the restaurant also provide entertaiment show!!!

Can take pic with the performer also!

This ahbeng in the pic sure tfk till dry one they took this pic!

Wuah this one 35D cup!!!! jiak beh liow!!!! happy lar this guy!!!

Stim anot see these pics??!!!! Wait wait dun go TFK first!!!

Ok lar after u guys stim stim ledi see those pics I got something I wanna tell u lar .....

Those chicks is actually Ahkua!!! LOL!!! Dont belif u ask Ahnel la!

Jogging Is Bad For Breasts

I was reading Helen's post on her virgin gym experience and this article comes to mind, generally we would thought that jogging is good for us right? Not if you dont use a sports bra!! (applicable to women only la! you guys dont start shopping for sports bras also ok?!!!)

Apparently, if you jogs without a pair of BRANDED and EXPENSIVE sports bra then you can get saggy breasts ..... Not i say wan .... the sexpert say wan! u dont belif u read yourself la!

Jogging your way to saggy breasts
Source : BBC

Millions of women may be jogging their way to sagging breasts as they set off on New Year fitness regimes without suitable bras, research suggests.

Some 9.5 million British women could be irreversibly damaging their busts by exercising without a proper sports bra, the Portsmouth University team said.

They found breasts moved in a 3D figure of eight and that uncontrolled movement strained fragile tissues and ligaments.

The study suggested as a woman runs a mile, her breasts bounced 135m.

The report found each breast moved independently of the body by an average of 9cm for every step taken on the treadmill.

With the average breast weighing between 200 and 300 grams, this movement puts great stress on the breast's fragile support structure - the outer skin and connective tissues known as Cooper's ligaments.

Irreversible breast sag

The research team found breast movements resulted in temporary pain and discomfort.

But it also led to a more permanent stretching of the Cooper's ligament which leads to irreversible breast sag.

They claim that wearing an ordinary T-shirt bra reduced bounce by 38%, but wearing a sports bra by the firm Shock Absorber - which sponsored the research - reduced bounce by 78%.

Dr Joanne Scurr who carried out the research said women needed to be aware of the effects of exercising without properly supporting their breasts.

"People rightly spend time and effort to get the right footwear for exercise and it is equally important to wear the correct sports bra.

"Proper support for breasts will reduce the stretch to the Cooper's ligament."

You think us Men kena use NUTsBRA to prevent saggy nuts when jogging anot ar?
MCH!!! mau sell bra say sell bra la!!! blame jogging pulak diu!
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The War in Iraq - An Exclusive Interview

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Disclaimer : This story might deemed to be sensitive by some people. Please be rest assured that this is only a fiction made up by me. It have nothing watsoever to do with any person whether alive, hald alive, half dead, look dead but alive nor dead. If there is really such a person then its is purely coincidental. Tenkiu.

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The War in Iraq really changed alot of things there, In a TV interbiu with SEEaNaN this war journalist in Iraq Linpeh says, This war actually changed the whole community system in the country.

Linpeh : I was in Iraq doing a documentary in the year 2000, back then en have a very high status in the society and women will hafta lowered themselves in front of them. I still remmebered there is this one time when i was walking on the street and I saw this couple, the man is walking in front and the woman ... well shes about 20 feet behind the man and from what i had been told this is the way of life for them. woman are not allowed to walk together with their husband and must therefore follow behind them from a distance.


SEEaNaN : Compares that to today, what seems to be changed?

Linpeh : I just came back from Iraq 2 days ago, I can see dramatic changes in the social behaviour of the people in general, especially in the status of women in Iraq. Women are now allow to walk together with their husband, better still most women are now allowed to walk in front of the husband while the husband follows his wife 20 feet from behind.

SEEaNaN : Wow! What do you think happened that enabled women there to achieve this marvellous reversal of roles? This is such a huge transformation in the social behaviour!

Linpeh : I was as suprised as you are in the beginning but after I interviewed several community leaders in Iraq particularly in Baghdad I then found out what seems to triggered the sudden role reversal phenomenon in Iraq ..... its rather simple really ....

SEEaNaN : Oh really?! what might that be?



Linpeh : Landmines!!!


WUAHAHAHA!!!!

You Need New Body Parts and Organs? Try China!

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BUSY! BUSY! BUSYYY!!!! no time for regular post .... but this is a very interesting piece of news i wanna share with you peeple

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Our World evolved alot since the Ice age, now you can get your own spare parts just in case you need a heart or a liver or a brain later in your life. Because we dont know what will happen tomorrow so it pays to have spare la!

Where to get supplies of these vital organs? Try China!!! Read on .....

Organ sales 'thriving' in China
Source : BBC

The sale of organs taken from executed prisoners appears to be thriving in China, an undercover investigation by the BBC has found.

Organs from death row inmates are sold to foreigners who need transplants.

One hospital said it could provide a liver at a cost of £50,000 ($94,400), with the chief surgeon confirming an executed prisoner could be the donor.

China's health ministry did not deny the practice, but said it was reviewing the system and regulations.

'Present to society'

The BBC's Rupert Wingfield-Hayes visited No 1 Central Hospital in Tianjin, ostensibly seeking a liver for his sick father.

Officials there told him that a matching liver could be available in three weeks.

One official said that the prisoners volunteered to give their organs as a "present to society".

He said there was currently an organ surplus because of an increase in executions ahead of the 1 October National Day.

China executes more prisoners than any other country in the world. In 2005, at least 1,770 people were executed, although true figures were believed to be much higher, a report by human rights group Amnesty International said.

In March, China's foreign ministry admitted that organs from prisoners were used, but said that it was only in "a very few cases".

Spokesman Qin Gang said that the organs were not taken forcibly, but only with the express permission of the convict.

But whether prisoners really are free to make up their own minds on organ donation just before they are executed is not at all clear, our correspondent says.

In April 2006, top British transplant surgeons condemned the practice as unacceptable and a breach of human rights.

But the No 1 Central Hospital carried out 600 liver transplants last year, our correspondent says, and the organ transplant industry has become big business.

Who wanna buy extra chuntoys??!!!!!

Latest Innovation In Dating Services

Well, breaking up a relationship used to be not a very easy/pleasant things to do, but thanks to a company in Germany now its as easy as paying your bills, in Euro that is.

Imagine this, someone knocked on your door and when you opened the door this guy telling u straight in your face

"Your gf dunwan you ledi la! Have a nice day! tenkiu!" or "Good morning sir, You gf thinks your kkc too short and you cum too fast she wanna dump you ledi, so long sucker!"

That would sucks wouldnt it? Geez ... what kinda place this world is turning into? Break up also no balls to do it yourself! Sommo gotta pay some 50 yrs old fart to do it for you! Wat Da Fark!!!

Human is definitely becoming more and more useless ledi ....

Agency makes breaking up easier
Source : BBC

A German businessman has set up a "separation agency" - a service to inform unsuspecting spouses and lovers their partners no longer want them.

Bernd Dressler will deliver the bad news - for those too scared to do it themselves - for 20 euros (£13) by phone, or for 50 euros (£33) in person.

The efficiency and directness of Mr Dressler's manner has earned him the nickname The Terminator.

The 52-year-old compares his company to a dating agency but "in reverse".

'Only the messenger'

"We have had dating agencies for 30 years. If you want to have a new partnership then you have to quit your previous one.

"I think it's the same market - just in reverse," Mr Dressler told the BBC.

The message can be delivered in a "sympathetic or direct manner". Mr Dressler said that most of his clients do not want any further contact with their ex-partner.

The client is asked to provide three reasons why they want to terminate the relationship - these are then passed on by the agency to the former lover.

"The time is right for this service. Many clients are unhappy in their partnerships and they want to end it in a neutral way," Mr Dressler said.

The former insurance manager said he has been fortunate never to have witnessed any extreme emotional reactions.

"I am only the messenger," he said.

Ahbeng the Hopeless Romantic

Ahbeng is hopeless when comes to being romantic, but there is this girl he wanna tackle her name is Ahlian.

One day Ahbeng gathered all his courage and asked Ahlian out, to his suprise Ahlian agreed to go out on a date with him. The date is set and Ahbeng is trying to learn everything he can about being romantic (kinda like a romantic mia crash course la!)


Ahbeng is very the nervous and Sexcited at the same time, he dun wanna screw up the evening so he asked his best frend AhChan for advice.

Ahbeng : oi AhChan, pulez teach me how toi be romantic to a girl during dinner la ... i really like this girl and really want her to be my girlpren leh.
AhChan : aiyoooo ... being lohmantik difficult to teach one la! Either you have it in your blood or you dont have it at all ... knot teach wan leh!
Ahbeng : Knot lidis frend, you must help me lidis! Pulez pulez pulez ..... if kautim ledi I blanja lu Lobsters at Eden ok anot?!
AhChan : Wuah Lobster ka? erm ... ok la ok la ... since you do not have it in your blood to be romantik .... i give u this easy guide la, you go to the restaurant and observes what other couple do and you follow la!
Ahbeng : You sure that will work?
AhChan : Sure la! other men also go there be lohmantik only mah rite?
Ahbeng : yahor! Thanks wei! i know what to do liow!


The day came and Ahbeng goan pick up Ahlian and they both together-gether go into the restaurant. They ordered their food and while they wait for their food to be serve Ahbeng starts to look around, observes and learn.

The table next to him also got one fler tackling his girl, so Ahbeng observed carefully ....

The man on the next table lift up a sugar shaker, move towards his girl's cuppa coffee and said

"Do you want some sugar, Sugar?" The girl hear ledi very lumm .....



Ahbeng thot "hey this is easy! I bet it will work on Ahlian too!" buden before he could finish he saw another couple on the opposite table, the guy is taking a spoon of honey out of the jar and offered it to his girl and said

"Do you want some honey, Honey?" again the girl on the opposite table also very lum


"BINGO!" thot Ahbeng, he knew what to do liow! so he sit there and wait for the food to come before he could use that trick.

A few minutes later their food arrived, and Ahbeng dont wanna waste anytime .... he straight away cut a piece of his meat and offered it to Ahlian while he confidently said to Ahlian


"Do you want a piece of my Porkchop, PORKCHOP?!!"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

American's Goverment Use YouTube to Fight Drugs Abuse

Using Youtube.com to fight drugs abuse? Thats what the America's goverment is doing right now and if you look at the role of internet today and their influence on daily life of teenagers it might really work! At least they will know what kinda damages they are inflicting to themself.

Drugs aint cool! Drugs makes u look and do stupid stuffs .... Drugs also will makes your X-hole larger!!! Stay away from drugs!

I am wondering ..... If we could do the same thing with our "Mat Cemerlang", show those gory accident pictures involving Mat rempit, sure their ball will shrinks and there will be lesser "Mat Cemerlang" on the road terrorizing us wan.

YouTube used for 'war on drugs'
By Nick Miles
BBC News, Washington


Since the 11 September 2001 attacks on America, the US government's "war on drugs" has been rather overshadowed by its "war on terror".

Now the White House is using one of the internet's fastest growing websites to spread its anti-drugs message.

The site, YouTube, allows people to put video material on the web that can then be watched by anyone with access to a computer and some simple software.

The site shows more than 100 million videos a day.

It is particularly popular amongst teenagers and there is an anti-establishment feel to many of the videos posted on it.

When, for example, you type in the key word "marijuana", hundreds of clips come up advocating its use.

The government's anti-drugs messages are now competing for attention alongside them.

The theme of many of them is how teenagers can avoid caving in to peer pressure.

Rojaks Guide on : How to Keep an Idiot Occupied

Today I wanna teach you all how to keep an idiot occupied, once a while you will have someone that you wanna make sure he/she is busy just to keep him/her off you back right?

Well today, I m here to teach you just that!

You wanna know how to keep an idiot occupied??!!!
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And ladies and genitalmen, is how you keep an idiot occupied!!!

WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


joking oni hor .... u guys luffed so much ledi now give chance i luff back lerrr LMAO!!!

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Strange Chinese Delicacies : Shanghai Kukuciao Restaurant

Sometime I am really amazed with the stuffs that us chinese will eats, some of it never even crossed my mind to be considered food also! But when you thot u seen it all, think again!

This time lets us take a tour to this Restaurant in Shanghai that serves some rare special delicacies that are not easily found anywhere else.

You might wanna stop reading this if you just eaten or you can easily pukes at the sight of disgusting stuffs ... you been warned! proceed at your own risk!

Beijing's penis emporium
BBC News, Beijing

There are many thousands of Chinese restaurants around in the UK and everyone has their favourite dish, but only in China itself do chefs specialise in a range of slightly more unusual delicacies.

The dish in front of me is grey and shiny.

"Russian dog," says my waitress Nancy.

"Big dog," I reply.

"Yes," she says. "Big dog's penis..."

We are in a cosy restaurant in a dark street in Beijing but my appetite seems to have gone for a stroll outside.

Nancy has brought out a whole selection of delicacies.

They are draped awkwardly across a huge platter, with a crocodile carved out of a carrot as the centrepiece.

Nestling beside the dog's penis are its clammy testicles, and beside that a giant salami-shaped object.

"Donkey," says Nancy. "Good for the skin..."

She guides me round the penis platter.

"Snake. Very potent. They have two penises each."

I did not know that.

Deer-blood cocktail

"Sheep... horse... ox... seal - excellent for the circulation."

She points to three dark, shrivelled lumps which look like liquorice allsorts - a special treat apparently - reindeer, from Manchuria.
The Guolizhuang restaurant claims to be China's only speciality penis emporium, and no, it is not a joke.

The atmosphere is more exotic spa than boozy night-out.

Nancy describes herself as a nutritionist.

"We don't call them waiters here. And we don't serve much alcohol," she says. "Only common people come here to get drunk and laugh."

But she does offer me a deer-blood and vodka cocktail, which I decide to skip.

Medicinal purposes

The restaurant's gristly menu was dreamt up by a man called Mr Guo.
He is 81 now and retired.

After fleeing China's civil war back in 1949, he moved to Taiwan, and then to Atlanta, Georgia, where he began to look deeper into traditional Chinese medicine, and experiment on the appendages of man's best friend.

Apparently, they are low in cholesterol and good, not just for boosting the male sex drive, but for treating all sorts of ailments.

Laughter trickles through the walls of our dining room.

"Government officials," says Nancy. "Two of them upstairs. They're having the penis hotpot."

Most of the restaurant's guests are either wealthy businessmen or government bureaucrats who, as Nancy puts it, have been brought here by people who want their help.

What better way to secure a contract than over a steaming penis fondue.

Discretion is assured as all the tables are in private rooms.

The glitziest one has gold dishes.

"Some like their food served raw," says Nancy, "like sushi. But we can cook it anyway you like."

Rare order

"Not long ago, a particularly rich real estate mogul came in with four friends. All men. Women don't come here so often, and they shouldn't eat testicles," says Nancy solemnly.

The men spent $5,700 (£3,000) on a particularly rare dish, something that needed to be ordered months in advance.

"Tiger penis," says Nancy.
The illegal trade in tiger parts is a big problem in China.

Campaigners say the species is being driven towards extinction because of its popularity as a source of traditional medicine.

I mention this, delicately, to Nancy, but she insists that all her tiger supplies come from animals that have died of old age.

"Anyway, we only have one or two orders a year," she says.

"So what does it taste like?" I ask.

"Oh, the same as all the others," she says blithely.

And does it have any particular potency? "No. People just like to order tiger to show off how much money they have."

Welcome to the People's Republic of China - tigers beware.

Sliced and pickled

"Oh yes," she adds, "the same group also ate an aborted reindeer foetus.

"That is very good for your skin. And here it is..."

Another "nutritionist" walks in bearing something small and red wrapped in cling film.

My appetite is heading for the airport.

Still, I think, it would be rude not to try something.

I am normally OK about this sort of thing. I have had fried cockroaches and sheep's eyes, so...

There is a small bowl of sliced and pickled ox penis on the table.

I pick up a piece with my chopsticks and start to chew. It is cold and bland and rubbery.

Nancy gives me a matronly smile.

"This one," she says, "should be eaten every day."

So, Anyone wanna join me go Shanghai for a wok fried Tiger kukuciao??? Eat ledi everynite can beat Low Foo wan LOL!

Tok about weird stuffs u can find in China!

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Activities in a Prison

Three bank robbers (Linpeh, Ahpek and Aceone) were convicted and all of them were sentenced to 5 years jail term each. According to the rules and regulations of Kajang jail, each of them are allowed to bring one item to help them pass time when in jail.

On the bus to Kajang jail they tok to each other la .... the conversation is lidis wan :

Ahpek : Ace ... so what did you bring la?
Aceone : I bring lotsa crayons, i wanna plektis my drawing skills so when i kam out that time i can draw like Leanardo Dabinci!


Ahpek : Wuahhh ... teror wor!
Aceone : Ahpek what u bring?
Ahpek : I bring a few decks of cards ler ... can gamble ... can play paigow, poker, chordaidee ... suma can play! shiokkk!!!

Aceone : Eh Linpeh ... why your smile so hamsap wan? what you bring?
Linpeh : hehehe ... i thot you wont ask ... I brought this!!!



Ahpek : TAMPON??!!! you brought tampon??!!!! for wat???!!!
Linpeh : Neh if you read the box here ... it says here that after using it I can go Horseriding, swimming, rock climbing, roller skating, white water rafting!!! so many activities!!! I cant wait to put this on!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


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Reporting live from Genting

I tell you first........

..I am in genting now... so... please come up see me yum cha or anything ler..!!!!!! dem sien!!!!!

My boss suppose to convoy come geh.. but he fei kei me la... tulan...

so i welkam you all to come up and belan me minum starbucks... hehehehe

SELAMAT BERPUASA

Selamat Berpuasa Saya Ucapkan Kepada semua umat yang beragama Islam dan kawasan kawasan yang sewaktu denganye.

Jangan Batal Posa ya!

Have a nice weekend!

Papa Black Sheep

This story a true story triggered by another similar entry about a Sudan Man forced to marry a Goat he FarkED Names of the person involved in this story has been changed to to protect the innocent (those not innocent one no need to protect la lol!) and also no sheep(s) are hurt in the making of this story either.

The Story :

Once upon a time, Linpeh was sent to Africa as aid worker where he get to join this tribe of Zulu tribesman in their village. Linpeh spent more than a year there and you know how Linpeh is la, that fler also dem 9 hamsap wan, so horny mia pasal even african ladies also he sapu la!

Then come one day, one of the wife of the Zulu Chief (The boss of the Zulu's Tribe) gave birth to a white baby (Zulu Chief got lotsa wives wan la ... kinda like the ancient China mia king lidat).

The Zulu Chief once found out that his baby is not black, he also very the tulan lar of coz! He straight straight suspect this is Linpeh mia doing liow, this is becoz in tho whole village only Linpeh is white (ok lar ok la not white la! yellow la.) others all black one If not him then who else la? right anot?

So the Zulu Chief also go and confront him la :

Zulu Chief : Linpeh! You been farking my wife izzit??!!!
Linpeh : Errr.... urm .... where got?? where got???!!! not me lar!!!
Zulu Chief : You the only one here whois not black! If not you who else??!!!
Linpeh : U listen to me first boss, its not lidis one leh .... this matter can be explain with science la ...
Zulu Chief : I m listening ....
Linpeh : This one must explain using Mendel's laws of genetics liow.... u see in the field there
Zulu Chief : where?
Linpeh : There laa ... look at that herd of sheeps
Zulu Chief : Ok ... I m looking .... so?
Linpeh : You see hor .... most of the sheeps is white kaler right? why got 2 sheeps BLACK KALER one??? Same theory lar!!!

Linpeehhhhhhhhhhhhh

Zulu Chief :
Zulu Chief : ok ok ... i understand ...... I UNDERSTAND!!! U WIN!!! U WIN!!! If you dont tell I also dont tell la! DEAL ANOT???

HAHAHAHAHA!!

Bizzare News : Americans Sues Car Manufacturer for Causing Global Warming

I got this habit of surfing/reading news on my bed using my Palm Zire 72 + Digi Edge, before I go to sleep. Most of the news portal were talking about the Coup in Thailand but there is this one particular news that caught my attention, Full details below :

State of California sues car firms on climate
Source : BBC

The state of California is suing six carmakers for costs associated with their cars' greenhouse gas emissions.

The suit names General Motors, Toyota, Ford, Honda, Chrysler and Nissan.

California is asking for "monetary compensation" for the damage which it says their emissions are doing to health, economy and environment.

The Alliance of Automobile Manufacturers (AAM), a pan-industry body, called it a "nuisance" suit and suggested it may be dismissed.

"Right now, global warming is harming California," runs the state's complaint.

"Human-induced global warming has, among other things, reduced California's snow pack (a vital source of fresh water), caused an earlier melting of the snow pack, raised sea levels along California's coastline, increased ozone pollution in urban areas, [and] increased the threat of wildfires."

State lawyers want any judgement for damages to be ongoing, so that manufacturers will be liable every year.

Guto Hari, the BBC's North American business correspondent, notes that California has taken an aggressive stance on global warming, passing legislation to significantly reduce carbon dioxide emissions by 2020.

'Time to answer'

The lawsuit, lodged on behalf of the Californian people by state attorney-general Bill Lockyer, alleges that emissions from cars made by the firms in question account for 30% of all carbon dioxide emissions in California.

The complaint alleges that the firms' activities have harmed the state's environmental health, with California having to spend million of dollars responding to environmental threats such as coastal erosion.

Mr Lockyer said he had not put a figure of the level of damages he was seeking but that it was likely to run into "hundreds of millions of dollars".

"Global warming is causing significant harm to California's environment, economy, agriculture and public health," he added.

"The impacts are already costing millions of dollars and the price tag is increasing. It is time to hold these companies responsible for their contribution to this crisis."

'Most significant'

This is the latest in a series of legal and quasi-legal cases in the US aimed at forcing reductions in greenhouse gas emissions

* An Inuit group is taking the federal government to the Inter-American Commission for Human Rights

* Conservation groups are trying to force the government to protect coral and polar bears from the effects of global warming

* There are ongoing attempts to force the Environmental Protection Agency to define CO2 as a pollutant and regulate emissions

Roda Verheyen of Climate Justice, an international organisation which co-ordinates legal climate cases, said California's suit took action to a new level.

"It is the most significant piece of climate change litigation that has ever been brought," she said.

Car manufacturers have their own case against California pending over laws requiring them to reduce emissions.

The AAM said in a statement: "Automakers will need time to review this legal complaint [by California], however, a similar nuisance suit that was brought by attorneys-general against utilities was dismissed by a federal court in New York."

Where is this gonna leads to? More expensive cars? Solar powered vehicles? or simply bcoz Arnold just wanna make a scene and tell the peeple in Cali that he actually is doing something instead of sit there shaking balls in his opis?

Its a known fact that cars emits toxic gasses that will harm the environment and this is not a a recent discovery also ... this were discovered long long ago. After that discovery they still allowed cars to be manufactured in Amadika, but now only they say they wanna sue 9 them! LMAO!!! This Arnold farking smart lar!!!

I wondering what is Proton reaction to this piece of news ? ...... Ngek Ngek Ngek ....


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Hello Kitty Craze : Hello Kitty Airline

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Thanks to Ahnel for the pics

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Any of you still remember when McD launched the Hello Kitty couple soft toys a few years back? If you dont remember nevermind ... but a few years back people were queing up just to buy the whole series of Helloy Kitty sost toys.

Response had been so good in Singapore till people are willing to kill and fight for it. I think someone was hurt in Singapore fighting for Hello Kitty collectable dolls. Some even queue up for days just to get buy those Hello Kitty soft toys.

But nowadays it seems that the trend actually slowed down by alot, we dont force ourself to eat McD on a daily basis just because they introduced some new collectable Snoopy/Hello Kitty figurines anymore.

Recently Eva Air launched a new concept incorporating Hello Kitty in their fleet, its kinda like the Airplane with a theme like that .... The Hello Kitty Airline!!! First of its kind, this brings the pink-est and cutest Hello Kitty merchandise outta shelves and into the planes! Even the meal are designed to represents some sorta Hello Kitty endorsement.

Here are some pictures of the Bizarre yet exciting Airline :

Hello Kitty Economy Class Air Ticket



Hello Kitty Premium Class Air Ticket



Hello Kitty Airplane seats



Hello Kitty Air Stewardess



Hello Kitty in Kimono promoting Hello Kitty Airline



Group of Hello Kitty air Stewardess with Hello Kitty Airplane in the background



Hello Kitty Welcoming Passengers on the tarmac



Miniature Hello Kitty Airplane



Hello Kitty in flight Merchandise



More of Hello Kitty Merchandise


Hello Kitty Sugar!!!


Hello Kitty in Flight Menu



Hello Kitty In Flight meal


Hello Kitty In Flight meal


Hello Kitty In Flight meal



Hello Kitty In Flight meal



Hello Kitty Japanese Bento



Hello Kitty In Flight meal

After so many Hello Kitty pictures already I think you also had enuff cuteness for today alredi! I just hope you dont fall sick or turn gay after this only!

Just in case you are wondering where does this plane is flying to, this plane only fly one route which is from Taipei to Fukuoka and Tokyo

So, who wanna fly with Hello Kitty??? Come we together-gether go fly Hello Kitty!!!

What will they think of next???

LMAO!!!