Peter, the owner of the local kedai runcit, was the most lansi and meanest and insulting man in town.
One day Tang walked into his kedai with a duck under his arm. Peter said to him "Eh! What are you doing with that pig ?"
"Are you crazy?" Tang replied "Its itik larrr not pig lar diuuu"
"I wasnt toking to you" Said Peter. "I was toking to the duck."