22 April 2005

How to get Free Train Ride

6 factory workers (3 supervisors-cina and 3 technicians-Bangla) are going to a seminar and must travel by train to get there. At the KTM stesen, the three bangle technicians buy three tikets and watch as the three supervisors buy only a single tiket. "How are three people going to travel on only one tiket?" says one bangla technician. "you wait and see lar," answers a supervisor.

They all board the train and the bangle technicians take their seats and watch as all three supervisors cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. The train departs and shortly afterward, the conductor comes around collecting tikets. He knocks on the toilet door and says "Tiket mana ? " The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a tiket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The bangla technicians see all this and agreed it is quite a clever idea. So after the seminar, the bangla technicians decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money . When they get to the KTM stesen, they buy a single tiket for the return trip. But to their astonishment, the supervisorss don't buy any tiket at all.

"How are you going to travel without a single tiket?" says one bangla technician. "You wait and see larrr" answers a supervisor.

They board the train. The three bangla technicians cram into a toilet compartment and the three supervisors cram into an another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the supervisors leaves his toilet, walks over to the bangle technicians toilet, knocks on the door and says, "Tiket mana ?".


  1. Wah, lei mm keng sei ah? Kor yat pei bangla tiu-ed lei chor, chong kau bangla?

  2. can I also get a free train ride?
    I want to go down to KL someday. ;)

  3. old jokes but still nice...


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