21 April 2005

Creative Motto(s) from abroad

Over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

On anoder plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "We can help you pick your nose!"

On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."

At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

Source : Dana


  1. Hey there, thought I'd drop a comment to say how 'chunted' your blog is. The way you use how we Malaysians speak is hilarious. I'm linking to you. Hell yes. Keep blogging. I'll definately be back.

  2. Hi Rojaks
    Okj'z this is a aussie one
    "Best headjobs" The sign is outside a motor repairers garage,,, in Sydney tsk tsk.
    Kinda rude but funny

  3. Hiya Kamikaze ! Thanks for stopping by

    sweets : hahaha! good one! come back again you hear ?


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