When Branding Goes Awfully Wrong

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Welokam to the Wonderfool world of When Branding Goes Wrong, today we bring you see some of the most fehmes brands that went the other way all bcoz they no read Rojaks Daily mia! If not they should at least email me first!!

Fuk Mi sushi & Seafood Buffet, once you step into our place our employees will greet you with "I welokam you to Fuk Mi! "



JussiPussi!!! Its soft and tender ... the only cure for Horniness!!!




Welokam to Masterbaiter ... Where we teach you how to masterbate master your bait!!



Big Dick's Inn .... Small Dicks not welokam!!




OMFGGG!!! LICK-A-CHICK!!! I can actually hear KFC peeple Luffing their ass off ....



Lets hang out at the COCKS tonite!




Jamaica Sun COCK SOUP! Now you know why peeple say Jamaican got big kuku la! Its this secret COCK SOUP I tell you!!!



Fart Drink .... Makes you farts whole day!



Big Nuts! Speselee Made for peeple with Small Nuts!




SHITO MIX!!! Looks like candy, taste just like SHIT!!

Now do I hafta emphasize to you again how important to have the right kinda branding?

Get it Right the first time! Call the number on your screen now or type SCREWMEPLS and SMS to 8211967, our CONsultant will call you to sucker then money out of you in no time!

Thats all the time we got this time, tune in again same time next year or next next year ... or maybe anoder year after that for anoder episode of "WHEN BRANDING GOES AWFULLY WRONG"

Why Must Smile When Taking Piktures ....

If you dun smile .. you will end up like this guy in the pikture! ...

Huh? what you mean wheres the guy?

The guy is the groom la! There! Rite next to the Bride wor!

What you mean you cant see anyone next to the bride?

Now You Know Why!!! So next time u take pikture pulez remember to smile wokeh?!

Some peeple still dunch gedit .... THe answer is .... if you smiled when someone is taking your pikture ..... at least also can see your teeth la!!!! Aiyo! lidat also must explain mehhh?

Cuci Mata Wetnesday - Doggy Style!

Like all Cuci Mata post ... all image is click-able for better viewing!

Soli to those hamsap Ahpeks who kam here looking for half nekked Ahlian piktures but today mia Cuci mata post oni got Doggy pics .... who say cute puppies kenot use to relax one eyes ar?

aint he just adorable? that look can melts alotsa Ahlians one u know?



I dunno why but .... looking at this fler reminded me of Linpeh



errr ... Lisan .. is that you?!



The way hes looking at me is like Boss Stewie lidat!



Fireangel Perhaps? But i derno she lafu dog anot wan ....



This would prolly be compatible with Suanie



CKYEO the blek&wai skykeeplu!



This cute fler very ngam Ladyboss!



Ah Belle ... dun hate me ok?! LOL!



See the nose also know this is Ahuei la!



Gracie .... no use denying it ... but this is definitely you!! Like your clone! LOL!



Definitely Boredwanker!!! So cham lidat!



This one .. from far away also know looks like Cocka ledi!!



Seejeh Lilian .... bcoz chiwawa vehlee loud wan!



Blurr blurr like Paultan!!!



Secure and stable .... like FAT4



Ahlian Stewardess .... u r the oni fler whom I know is curly one! If not you then who?!? LOL



Non other than the Legendary Ahpek!



this one if say not Ahdale also no one briff!!! LOL!

Its April Fool!!! CTRL+F4 trick still works!!!

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NOTE : This post very long winded wan ... if you not free then do your work 1st ... later lunch time only kambek read ok?

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Ladies and GenITALmen ....


This is Jed Yoong not Jedy Oong ok?!! its Jed Yoong! Jed Yoong is a vehlee fehmes politikus brogger who go skool in amadika and bekam a journalist!!! (YEAYY!! i finally got a journalist fwen!!!!)

I seriously dunno how or when we added each ader in Gtok but if you look at her brog .... shes one blardee serious type of brogger la! Her engrish dem chim ... chim till i derno what she toking most of the time!

So you will be wondering ... what this Ahbeng is toking to her in Gtok wan? Can communicate meh?

Today lemme show you how Ahbeng bruff Ahlian into briff-ing that she can let Ahbeng fix her PC by pressing certain keys on the keyboard!

You dunch briff? Read yoself la! This is the exactly how we tok wan .... if still dunch briff you ask Jed and see lor!

freelunch: my stupid new firewall is TOO intelligent every damn thing also ask permission

me: its lidat one mah... its still in learning mode la

freelunch: yeah how u know?

me: i m not technologically challenged la! :P

freelunch: i am ... but comodo is cool

me: comodo is wut? i know what is kodomo la! my son mia toothpaste! kodomo lion! lol

freelunch: it's my TOO HAPPENIN' firewall! now my application cannot LAUNCH

me: right click then goto setting and "allow" lo

freelunch: i TRY LIAO!! now looking for CD

me: kakakaka!! ok ok i tell u what ... i can help u fix it if you grant me temporary access to your pc by pressing CTRL+F4 at the same time

freelunch: wow. too scary....so many secrets like my PORNO cannot.... ha ha hah a...very sensitive ha ha ha ha ha ... tks tks tks.. [wink]

me: eh dunch werry.... i can oni look at your desktop

freelunch: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

me: kenot access your hdd one

freelunch: how u help me fix. wait let me allow the application...wow, i have so much secrets here u know? i trust u but i dun trust myself

me: i got reputesyen to plotek one wokeh? i no do unethical stuffs one!

freelunch: nanti jadi macam edison chan

me: u press the CTRL and the F4 key simultaneously ... then will got one pop up window ask u wanna gimme access anot can set the level one, so dun werry ... i wont get to see those stuffs that u dunwan me to see geh all yo pron is teh safe!!!!

freelunch: ok ok... so what do now...

me: u press the CTRL and the F4 key simultaneously lor

freelunch: so what i do now?

me: press edi? elo elo? mushi mushi?

freelunch: do liao

me: where got? why my side no pop up window wan?

freelunch: yeah press already

me: both key together gether pless wor!

freelunch: yes lor what happens is your chat window boh liao! u bruff me isit

me: KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA HAPPY APRIL FOOL DAY!!!

freelunch: ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! ahahahahhahah good one ha ha ha ha!!

me: i m so gonna brog about this! my 2nd victim at 12:15am!!!

freelunch: can2 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha wah damn dangerous .... nvm i be more famous

freelunch: nvm nvm. got go kena kid chan or not

me: KidChan?? later his fansee chop me la! I sked!

FYI ... if you pless CTRL key and F4 key together gether .... you will close watever window thats active at that moment wan ok?

Its April Fool!!! FOOLer and FOOLee

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WARNING : This post might be too deep for some Ahbeng and Ahlian .... if you catch no balls or no unlersten wan geh ... pls dun hurt your brain by thinking too much about it ok? Seriously .. after i done typing this post ledi I also abit korang unlersten it myself also! LOL!

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Year in-Year out ... its the same thing ... try to fool peeple on April's fool dei, after so many years got anything new anot?!

So far I got one attempt to fool me, yar one ONLY can?! I know i habe no frend wan! You wanna be my frend anot?!!!

Ok ok .... lets kambek to the story 1st ..... this basket send me one email telling me she wanna get married then together with the email she got attached an inbitation card to her wedding la!

This is the content of the email :

Dearest friends,

It's my immense pleasure to inform you that I will be getting married soon.
Sorry to inform you in short notice after vacation.
I had my engagement yesterday. The wedding is in 1 day time.
I never expected this to happen so soon, it was all in a hurry.
The card and venue details are attached with this mail.
I would like to invite you personally due to the lack of time I was unable to inform earlier.
I really hope you all can make it. Please do forgive the short notice.
Please view my raw invitation card. I will get it print and send it to u guys soon.

And then you open the inbitation la .. this is what you see ...


Now .... thats the traditional/conventional/lame/old way to fool peeple rite? Buden we human always goto impoof wan mah .... now I m gonna teech you all a new method of fooling peeple ok?

1st .... we have the FOOLer (which is the sender of this email la) then we have the FOOLee (which is me la)

Now the highest level in fooling peeple is the ability to take the FOOLer and turn him/her into a FOOLee ... till here u all got unlersten anot?! If not unlersten raise yo hand wokeh?

* Notes
FOOLer = bruff peeple wan la!
FOOLee = Let peeple bruff wan la!

So now you gotta PRETEND that you really kena tipu .. act suprise and fury and tulan and malu at the same time and then you send this sms to him/her ....



If you are lucky then you might get a reply imeetetlee .... but that fler I smsED to is prolly drooling in her sleep ledi (shes a pig ... no bruff you wan!) ... lets hope she dun read my blog 1st tomolo moaning or else she sure pretend she tarak briff me wan! and it will not be fun anymore LOL!

Ok ok ... as I were about to publish this post she replied!!! (sharp at 11:47pm) ... she replied!!! this is what she said ....



Ladies and GeniTALmen .... thats how a you turn a FOOLer into a FOOLee!! or in Malay you say Dari TIPUer bekam TIPUee!!

WHOS YOUR PAPA NOW?!!!

P.S. : Smm you wont angwy with me wan hor? :P Whos the dumbhead now wei?!!! LOL!!!