At the end of the day ....

First of all I would like to apologise to all Ahbengs and Ahlians who has been kambing back to this lettle blog of mine anticipating that there will be a new post everyday, been really busy lately and just cant seems to be able to find time to blog altho i got plenty of ideas .... thats life ... fulla suprises! especially when you least expected it to come ... it kam!

Anyway got this from a forwarded email and its kinda reflecting my life right now .... Lemme ask you all this question ..... By working so hard .... at the end of the day what do we all want? Take a moment and think about it ....

An American consultant was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.

The Mexican replied, "Only a little while."

The American then asked, "Why don't you stay out longer and catch more fish?

The Mexican said, "Well, I catch enough to feed my family."

The American then asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?"

The Mexican fisherman said, "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my amigos, I have a full and busy life, senor."

The American scoffed, "I am a Harvard graduate and could help you. You should spend more time fishing and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat with the proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy several boats eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor, eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City, then LA and eventually NYC where you will run your expanding enterprise."

The Mexican fisherman asked, "But senor, how long will this all take?"

To which the American replied, "15-20 years."

"But what then, senor?"

The American laughed and said, "That's the best part. When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich, you would make millions."

"Millions, senor? Then what?"

The American said, "Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siesta with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play your guitar with your amigos."

It all makes sense doesnt it? .... we just got so blinded chasing money till we kenot see what is so obvious and simple ....

How to Tell If You Got Confi?

The only way you can tell whether you are fulla confident anot (other than having other peeple to tell you) ..... is when you look into the mirror and this is what you see ...


So .. how you see yourself today?

When You Grow Up

After reading THIS post by Zephyr I suddenly kena flashbek .... I m sure lotsa you guys will feel the same also if you got read such a thing.

Its lidis one ... Once upon a time (that time i still notchet grow pubic hair la!) my Tcher asked me this ....

Tcher : Wingz .. what you wannabe when you grow up?
Me : Garbage Collector (angkat sampah mia olang la!)

Then the whole class luff 9 me!!! KNN!!!



But i got very good reason as to why I wanna be a garbage collector you see .... last time at my houz i only gets to see the garbage collector every Monday and Thursday and so I thot garbage collector only works 2 days a week oni!!! Mana got work thats oni require you to work two days in a week oni la?? See?? So small ledi i dem smart lol!

Yea .. i know i m a lazy bastard since young age ... dun jeles can?

New Kind of Warning

I received a sms from Linpeh and got this idea to do this post :



Previously we got warning from the gomen that ciggy is hazardous to health rite?

Now there is a new type of warning ledi .....

To be printed on all condom boxes .....
Personally .... i dunno why the fler goan resign also, what he did with his personal life got anything to do with his political career meh??

Survival Tips for New Age Relationship

If you are single and you have been dating your right hand/fingers alot then you might not be able to understand this post ...

Being in a relationship does comes with their own setsssss of problemsssssss and in the old time they can be anything from listed below (Im toking from a man's point of view here ok?) :

1. Forgot dating anniversary
2. Forgot wedding anniversary
3. Forgot her birday
4. Forgot your mader in law birday
5. Forgot your fader in law birday
6. Forgot about the first time you screwed her mia anniversary
7. Forgot her dog's/cat's birday
8. Forgot about her facial appointments
9. Forgot about her slimming/hair saloon appointments
10. Forgot to buy her fawers (she has been waiting for a few yrs ledi ...)
12. Forgot the first time you changed her pad for her (This one not from ym experience one ok? one of my binthai frend told me wan!)
13. Anything else you forgot that dont seems to be important to you but its important for her.

But thats not all you see ... those listed above is the classic examples oni ... as time progress so will the problemsss! Yesday we finally experienced first hand a new sets of problems that we still do not have an answer to yet ...

There is this fler (lets call him Henry for the sake of this story) yesday we ajaked him yum char and he told us hes not free to come so we all went on without him la, half way thru the yum char session he showed up with a pale face.

Me : Eh I thot you say u not kambing wan?
Henry : Guys i need help!!! Pls help me!
Ahkeong : what happened?!
Henry : I m in deep shit! Pam (his wife) is gonna kill me liow
Ahkeong : Calm down! Tell us what happened la!
Me : You forgot her birthday again izzit?
Henry : No! not her birthday! this time worst than her birthday!
Ahkeong : Your mader in law's birthday?
Henry : How i wish ... its 10 times worst than that!
Me : Your wedding anniversary?
Henry : Worst than that also ...
Ahkeong : The anniversary of 1st time you screwing her?
Henry : No!
Me : Then tell us lar la! MCH keep us guessing for what?!
Henry : I was using her computer to download some porn ... then it just went dead ... the hardisk is dead!!! I m so dead!!!
Ahkeong : HAHAHA! 1st time i heard ppl crashed his wife hardisk one wei! This one we never encounter before leh!
Me : hahaha!!! Good luck wei! If you made it out alive this time remember to update us ok? We will update our database on how to stay alive after crashing your wife's hardisk!
Henry : Farkers! you are suppose to help me la!
Ahkeong : No historical data available la! how to rekomen solutions to you la? Clean you ass and get ready to kena weck la tonite! kakakaka!!!

There you go .... cyber age relationship with cyber age problem ... more problems to be discover as we progressing into this cyber age thingy .. stay tune for the next survival tips

P.S. : If anyone out there survived this ordeal beofh .. can you please share you success story? I Hope my frend is still alive by the time we kam out with a solution! LOL!!