Ahbeng Elik excuse for not turning up for Exam

In a University in Lonton (the uni where Ahbegn Elik used to study in) a female lecturer was reminding the class about the final exam which is the day after ....

Leturer : Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!

This tis Elik pretend to be smart la ... thot he can bully the lecturer with his lame joke said lidis ...

Elik : What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from an extreme sexual exhaustion?

Hearing so the whole classroom burst into hysterical laughters ... after the laughters subsided the young female lecturer retorted back at him by saying ....

Lecturer : Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.

LMAO!!!!! HAHAHAHAAHAA!!!