Ahbeng Elik excuse for not turning up for Exam

In a University in Lonton (the uni where Ahbegn Elik used to study in) a female lecturer was reminding the class about the final exam which is the day after ....

Leturer : Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!

This tis Elik pretend to be smart la ... thot he can bully the lecturer with his lame joke said lidis ...

Elik : What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from an extreme sexual exhaustion?

Hearing so the whole classroom burst into hysterical laughters ... after the laughters subsided the young female lecturer retorted back at him by saying ....

Lecturer : Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.

LMAO!!!!! HAHAHAHAAHAA!!!

MALAYSIA AIRLINES ENHANCES CUSTOMER EXPERIENCE WITH ITS NEW AIRBUS 330-300

Malaysia Airlines has launched its new A330-300 aircraft recently and I m one of the few fortunate one that were given the chance to experience the new aircraft and also taken a joyride innit!

The occasion was graced by Minister of Transport, Y.B. Dato' Seri Kong Cho Ha. Also present were Malaysia Airlines' Chairman, Tan Sri Dr Munir Majid and Malaysia Airlines Managing Director/Chief Executive Officer Tengku Dato' Sri Azmil Zahruddin, as well as representatives from Airbus and the Embassies of France, Spain, Great Britain and Germany, partners from the aviation industry, corporate customers, travel trade, winners of Malaysia Airlines Facebook page contest and members of the media. The reception marked another historical milestone for the airline.

Very auspicious flight no. MH8888 HUAT AH!

the crowds that were waiting for their boarding pass for flight MH8888

The Sparkling new A330-300 flight no MH8888 waiting to be boarded

The new Airbus A330-300 is the first of 15 aircrafts to be delivered to Malaysia Airlines over the next four years, as part of the airline's fleet renewal programme. It is the second fleet after the B737-800 to sport the dynamic livery with red and blue lines representing the Malaysia Airlines' corporate colours.

The enhanced A330-300 has a total capacity of 283 seats, 36 seats in Business class and 247 seats in Economy class. All seats are equipped with AC power supply and USB port for laptops and electronic equipment. The new interiors are installed with mood lighting in all cabins and spacious overhead baggage compartments.

The Economy Class cabin, features lightweight and slim design seats with four-way headrest. Each seat is equipped with individual audio-video on demand smart screens. The latest movies, TV programs, moving map and games are available for both cabins.

The new entertaiment system is kinda similar with those that were fitted into the new B737-800

Latest selection of movies!

Malaysia Airlines Managing Director/Chief Executive Officer Tengku Dato' Sri Azmil Zahruddin making a brief announcement through the plane PA system.

Safety demonstration by MAS crew

Awesomely spacious legs room even for a man my size!

Its not raining outside!

Its the Water Canon Salute welcoming the New A330-300 to the fleet

This is how the water salute looked like from the outside

A330-300 parked at hangar 5 where the welcoming party is being held.

Minister of Transport, Y.B. Dato' Seri Kong Cho Ha disembarking from the all new A330-300

Members of the media while in the background is the New A330-300

Malaysia Airlines' Chairman, Tan Sri Dr Munir Majid

Minister of Transport, Y.B. Dato' Seri Kong Cho Ha

Malaysia Airlines Managing Director/Chief Executive Officer Tengku Dato' Sri Azmil Zahruddin.

Presentation of a momento of appreciation by Malaysia Airlines' Chairman, Tan Sri Dr Munir Majid to the Minister of Transport Malaysia, Y.B. Dato' Seri Kong Cho Ha.

The first commercial flight on the new A330-300 will be from Kuala Lumpur to Brisbane departing on 20 April 2011, followed by flights to Shanghai, Osaka, Beijing, Perth and Delhi on later dates.

Cant wait to get on one and experience the Malaysia Hospitality!

The RM203,000 WeBUY Community Giveaway Project

Group or Bulk buy has never been as kind as WeBUY.com.my before! Apart from giving discounts on bulk purchase WeBUY.com.my is now is giving further CREDIT to all partcipants who takes up the offer! Up to RM20 will be credited to your account if there is enuff ppl taking up the offer wei!

Just imagine har ... if your famlee habe 5 members and each go register one account ... u got RM100 bucks just for participating on this offer! If your famlee for 10 peeples ... WUAHH!!! RM200!!! JIAK BEH LIOW AH!!!

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I know the pikcher is abit small .. so click onnit to get a bigger pikcher ok? According to the chart if got 500 peeples participate then each can get RM3 ... right now kan ... there is alredi 1411 peeples participated so the current reward is omos reached RM5/peeple liow! FAITIT GET MORE PEEPLES JOIN AH!!! ASK YOUR AUNTIES UNCLES BRADERS SISTAS MATHER FATHER FAST FAST JOIN!!! LOL! soli ... too sexcited liow thinking i can get RM20 credited to my account hehe ... i bet you also same as sexcited as me rite? dun fake fake ok?

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High Tea MAN!!! sound rike dem high krass sial! Chicks sure digs one! If i ask Ahlian go High Tea with me ... she sure "tiap my sugar" wan i tell u!

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Air France Airbus A380-800 (F-HPJD) Clips a Comair Bombardier CRJ-700 (N641CA) at JFK Airport NY

The below footage showing how an Air France A380 Airbus wing slightly glazed the tail of a small plane in New York JFK International airport USA.



An Air France Airbus A380-800 (F-HPJD) Clips a Comair Bombardier CRJ-700 (N641CA) at New York's John F. Kennedy International Airport

The All New Petronas PRIMAX95 XTRA!!!

Apart from the amazing PETRONAS F1 GRand Prix Sepang 2011 race that took place on the 10th of April 2011, do you know what else is so amazing about 10th of April 2011?

Its the launching of a new Fuel PRIMAX95 XTRA by PETRONAS!!!

WHAT? You dint know yet?!! NO NID SKET! Ayam here to tell you all about it!

If you been to any one of the 900+ PETRONAS station natiowide on Sunday afternoon ... you would definitely noticed signs lidis one ....

it says "Kami ada minyak baru PRIMAX95 EXTRA, LEBIH JIMAT ... LEBIH POWER!"

So ... what is this PRIMAX95 Xtra is all about?

1. Firstly ... this PRIMAX95 XTRA is a new class of fuel inspired by the developement in Formula one fuel technology!
2. This PETRONAS PRIMAX95 XTRA will be able to give you improved acceleration and fuel economy thus more milage per liter! BESTEST!!! a very welokam news that eases the wallet in times lidis!
3. PRIMAX95 XTRA also comes with UPGRADED detergents to clean your engine more effectively from within, this itself will improve your engine performance thus giving you better acceleration and better milage lor!
4. It will be made available to everyone from 10th April onwards in all Petronas Station nationwide!
5. SAME PRICE!!!! Same like others RON95!!! BEST!

If you are like me .... n got bored of V Pahwer one! Now we got new hope ledi! Petronas is here to give us drivers new hope!

GO ahead! wat you waiting ah? Go to the nearest petrol station and look out for this new logo for PRIMAX95 XTRA!

I filled mine ledi! Pahwer Sial! Dun wait long long liau la! Faitit fill PRIMAX95 XTRA la! :)

Malaysia Petronas Sepang F1 Grand Prix 2011

Was Given The Golden Opportunity to be part of Malaysia Petronas Sepang F1 Photographer team in charge of all the Grand stand area. The instruction given is pretty clear cut ... Take photographs of anything that moves! F1 Cars moves right? lol!

These photographs were taken on Friday during Practice session. Since there are not much people around on Friday so I got plenty of chances to shoot all the F1 cars and it has been a while since i practice Closeup panning.

Cut the crap short, here is the photographs. Click to enlarge ok? :)

M. Webber Redbull!

Sebastien Buemi

Sebastian Vettel!

Adrian Sutil

Nico Rosberg

Fernando Alonso

Jenson Button

Michael Schumacher