16 October 2008

This is Why Amadika is so FarkeED Now!

Now the whole world also know Amadika is so farkED ledi ... mehnee mehnee their bank benkruptED and economy also slowdown .... dem jialat!!! but wh lidat one? ... Today i m gonna tell you why la!

After months of research i kam to understand that they plektising this new theory created by evil, lazy businessmen .... this is how ... (might require abit blen power ... so if your blen not very powderful then skip this ok? dun hurt your blen .... lol!)

"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.

As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time

Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money

It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion: The less you know,the more you make.


OK now we know why Amadikans is farkED .... and we still issuing APs so they can continue to use this theory to feed those baskets!!! ARGHHH!!!

4 comments:

  1. Aiyoh so komplicated wan arrrr??? How cum I am still so poor? My gf alway scold me that I got empty 'head'!!! So according to ur wise theory I should be a very rich???!!!

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  2. buttercup10:31 pm

    hahahaha! see we so gud supot u le.

    so you must at least 1 week 2 blogs ma... haha... we also can let u earn from nuffnang alot, so tht u can meet bunny jie jie alot too.

    no good meh?

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  3. hey...what does APs mean?

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  4. kepeng1:23 pm

    approved permit

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