Yesday got a call from a few buddies to go kopitiam blowater, I so long no invitation to blowater ledi! yea ... i know ... i got pathetic life and no fwens!! even my imaginary fwens left me! thats how pathetic my life is! So if got ppl tell you that u can be popular by blogging .... u can tell them go fly kite la! LOL
Anyway, there is this frend Richard .... I called his house the other day and his wife told me he go gym edi ... so i asked him at kopitiam la ...
Me : Eh that day i called your houz, your wife told me you go gym ledi wor!
Richard : Oh .. that time i on the way to register la!
Me : Which gym you go? best anot? how much? got chicks anot?
Richard : I changed my mind last minit ... i dint join
Me : Har? What went wrong?
Richard : I actually filled up all the forms ledi u know? then when i reaching for my credit card .... the clerk suddenly asked me to choose the kaler of my FREE Gym Tshirt.
Me : Wats wrong with that? mch ... ppl give u FREE t-shirt also u dun like ka? Free wan u know?! take home n wipe floor also worth it la! You dont have to wear it if you dont like what?
Richard : No la! its not that! U want listen anot wan now?!
Me : ok ok soli soli ... go on ... go on ...
Richard : Then i mai choose t-shirt lor ... i see the got 2 design, both also got print gym name in front the oni different is the behind.
Me : Whats behind?
Richard : just 2 letters oni ...
Me : What letters?
Richard : N.G.
Me : How does that 2 letters stopped you from signing up with the gym?
Richard : I asked the clerk what does N.G! means mah ....
Me : Then what does N.G! means?
Richard : NOT GAY!
Me : Ohhh .... KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!!
Richard : Now u know why i felt so lucky i never pay them yet anot?!