How to Be a Perfect Wife/Gerpren?

If you wanna Every guy's dream Ahlian/wife, you should learn how to say these (at the appropriate time la!) :

1) I'll swallow it all...I love the taste!
2) Are you sureyou've had enough to drink?
3) I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!
4) Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
5) That was a great fart! Do another one!
6) I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
7) You're so sexy when you're hungover.
8) I'd rather watch football and drink beerwith you than go shopping.
9) Let's subscribe to playboy.
10) Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
11) Say, let's go to the mall so you can check out women's boobs/asses.
12) I'll be painting the house/fixing the pipes/change the light bulbs.
13) I love it when you play golf on Sundays, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday, too.
14) Honey, our new neighbors 16 year old daughter is sunbathing again, come see!
15) I know it's a lot tighter back there, but would you please try again?
16) I'll take the car for an oil change.
17) Your mother is way better than mine.
18) Do me a favor...forget the stupid Valentines day thing and buy yourself some new gadgets.
19) I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year for christ's sake, you go mahjong with the guys, we can always celebrate next year.
20) Oh come on.. what do you say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer and have my friend Bridget over for a threesome!
21) Not the fucking mall again... come on let's go to the pub!
22) Listen, I make enough money for the both of us--why don't you retire and get that nagging golf handicap down to a 7 or 8.
23) You need your sleep ... stop getting up for the baby's night feedings.
24) If I don't get to blow you soon, I swear Iam going to explode!!
25) I signed up for aerobics so that Ican get my ankles behind my ears for you!!

Ahlians, briff me la! if you learnt all the above your .... your boipren/loukung will lafu you deep deep wan!!! no bruff you wan!!