10 July 2008

Lengmou Thursday - Chinese Culture Diu-ing 101

Today Lengmou thursday is gonna take a look at one of our chinese culture and how far it evolved currently.

The culture I m toking about is Cursing or the mastery of the word "Diu" it seems that whoever can master this word well will earn greatest respect in the Ahbengs clan.

For those who derno how this works ... well you in luck as we prepare a tutorial video to teach you the basic of Diu-ing (of coz the video is in cantonese la! its a chinese culture la! wtf you expecting?! DIU! LOL!)

Heres the simple tutorial .... observe and learn ok?



Now that you learnt the basic of Diu-ing, lets look at the evolution of DIU-ing and what it evolved to in this era. How well is this culture holding as we are guzzing thru changes after changes in this fast paced cybernation?

Well ... this below video tells it all man! OH ... dun say i dun warn you ok? .... turn down your speaker and dont eat/drink anything, dont laugh so loud either! Later die choking or got fired dun blame me ok?



By the way .... no grandma is hurt in the making of the story ... and pls dont do this to your grandma ok? the lady above is a trained professional!!!

There is this Q asked by one of the fler .... You think the grandma is high on grass anot?

MATHER FATHER LU LA!!!

LMAO!!!

P.S. Many thanks to MVX for the video links

16 comments:

  1. Malcolm12:42 pm

    wakakkakaka....

    hou lan diu arh..!!

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  2. tai lou i kenot see the vid ler..
    it say video no longer avialable

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  3. IIII ALL MOST DIE LAUGHING AHHHH

    FUCK YOU ah gong! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    mahai! this grandson really lao diu loh!

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  4. DIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
    Wahahaha

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  5. Hahahahah...xD

    -MXV-

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  6. If u pause at 3:51 u will actually see 2 words under the switch : MOFO LIGHTS. LOL!!

    -MXV-

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  7. bully grandma like this =.=" tht fler really mother father lo :D

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  8. finally can watch liaw!
    i ROFLMAO in my office...

    this dude must go pei yan tiu lo nabeh wan...

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  9. Hemsem wingz, want like that meh??my grandma smarter than that. LOL..she knows whats ballshit and mother-father lo...and hor, me name no k-dawg.its s-rock :P
    really dai diu lo that grandson of that cute grandma..if i see him, im gonna tell his grandma LOL

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  10. i don't understand the 1st video... but the 2nd video with the subtitle... omg!

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  11. why she high on grass? i dont get it lerh.

    And one important word from diu that i alway use is MOU DIU lorh. hahhaha.

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  12. itu speaker reject itu motion, dia mau 'lau diu'ah? itu 'lou sui' kasi roadbollock jam macam ini, lu cakap 'dai diu ng dai diu'? betul betul 'lo diu'. diu 9 hui jou mat lan 7 geh gomen

    1,2,3 also doesnt belong tembak no 4 la 'diu ah wingz' leng mou?

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  13. Long time reader, first time writer. Hilarious stuff, what more can I say.

    I think we share some common ground.

    B.H.

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  14. anyone noe who is Lauren's brother ("lo lan sai lou")?

    (",)

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  15. "lo lan sai lou" is called "lo diu"...

    wa ha ha.... =.=

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