You prolly heard that line before, whether they are asking you when you gonna get married during a wedding dinner or they asking you when you are getting a baby at chinese new year reunion dinner or at a relative's full moon dinner. One way or the other we cant escape this question/remark "When is your turn ar?"
Today I m gonna teach you all how to answer that question once and for all! Read on ....
I was lunching with my suppliers turned good buddy today and one of them complained :
Ming : MCH! Now 30 yrs old not yet married is very odd meh?
Keong : No ah! Why?
Ming : Everytime i attend wedding dinner of my relative, there is this particular aunty will poke me and ask "AhMing ah! When your turn ar?" Everytime without fail man!
Keong : oh! I been thru that ledi ... I was once very irritated too with that question but about a year ago I finally figured out a way to counter that question.
Me : Wow! Serious?
Keong : Yea ... I m 35 this year and still single ... yet none of my relative dare to ask me "Eh .. when your turn ar?" at any wedding dinner anymore.
Ming : Wuahhhh!!! Teach me leh!!
Me : Yea ... tell us about it ... lemme learn something new today.
Keong : Its lidis one ... last time when they asked me that question i will smile back and say "soon .. soon"
Me : Then?
Keong : Then come one day one of my uncle passed away ... so i returned the favor and asked them the same question they has been asking me all these year ... at the funeral i asked them "Eh ... when your turn ar?" and they never bother me again after that!
Ming : WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! MCH! you dem cruel la!