Ahbeng you want peanuts?

Ahbeng is a bus driver, one day got this old folks home pao his bus for a day trip to Pulau Ketam. Sitting right behind the driver's seat is Grandma Sue and from his rear mirror Ahbeng can see that Grandma Sue is happily munching away.

In the middle of the road trip Grandma Sue tapped Ahbeng on his shoulder and asked him ....

Grandma : Ahbeng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?
Ahbeng : Tenkiu aunty ... yes I want!

Then Ahbeng also happy happy munching peanuts .... about 20 minutes down the road Grandma Sue asked Ahbeng again ....

Grandma : Ahbeng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?
Ahbeng : Tenkiu aunty ... yes I want!

To make the story short, this goes on for a few more times then Ahbeng finally ask Grandma Sue ...

Ahbeng : Aunty ah ... you dont eat peanuts one meh?
Grandma : No ... no eat! Aunty boh teeth la!
Ahbeng : aiks! Boh teeth then why aunty buy peanuts leh?
Grandma : No choice ler! just now that 7-11 is out of chocolate so aunty kena buy this peanut chocolate lor! Aunty lick the chocolate around the peanut and the peanut give you eat lor!