Me : Hello? WTF u calling me early in the morning ar ? you want phone sex izzit ?
Suanie : no!! cibai pervert lu!
Me : Abuden ?
Suanie : U free anot today ? we all wanna go down to Singapore to visit their latest tourist attraction.
Me : What tourist attraction ?
Suanie : OMFG!! you dint read yet ?
Me : Read what ???
Suanie : Now in Singapore the diabled toilet is open for everybody to use!! ppl are lining up to experience the spacious toilet!!! even two associations (The Society for the Physically Disabled as well as the Handicaps Welfare Association) of the diabled agreed to let others share the toilet made especially for the disabled!!! oi! you wanna go anot ?
Me : Sure ah ??!!! i want i want!!! Wait for me, i go find my passpot 1st.
*We all (me, Suanie, KY, Wolfy and Petertan-tour guide) met at the toll plaza and everyone race to Singapore*
Some of us got bored of quieing up they start interviewing other ppls in the queue instead.
Wen Dee Cheng : I come here to to declare my win against 'certain group of peeple' and to announce the sapot of the 2 disabled association on my view
AhSeng : I hear the newspehpah say can go in and pee mah so i come laaa.
AhMei : I heard inside very big wan leh!
AhChun : XX said inside got mirrer and sinki wan .... i wanna take pikchures like xx too!
AhKanne : The 2 association also say can use, so i come here n use la. My mom ask me take pikchures let them see also.
Lulu : Why knot use ar ? build using gahmen marney wan u know ?
LarmJiao : Huh ? Singapore got disabled peeple wan meh ? i never see wor !
Fanbois : I dunno shit ... i just follow whatever my blog idol says only. She ask me kam so i kam la
Powderpuffgirl : U derno meh ? Singapore is lidat one mah .... suma kiasu wan, one Q up everyone will follow ... we love queueing up wan ... u remember the hello kitty incident anot ?
AlanCorsaik : I came from Germany, I heard in Singapore able person are allowed to use handicap toilet so I m here to try.
and many more la ... i lazy to type bcoz we got like 300+ over feedback from the peeples waiting in line.
After Quieing up for almost 3 hours finally its our turn. Almost our turn, there is this pink poodle in front of us so after the poodle are done with the toilet then we can go in liow. Btw the poodle ask my help to take its pikchure also. Ah ? u dont belif me ? Nah let u see la! I no bluff u wan!
Then its PeterTan's turn to go in pulak and we took his pikchure with our cam bcoz that idiot forgot to put battery into his camera.
After Peter then its Wolfy turn pulak, the fler cant wait to show his cute face in the toilet. He told me hes gonna show the pic to his members when he balik kampung this week.
After Wolfy are done then KY's turn pulak. This fler dem kiasu siap bawak bunga Rose skali to take pikchure.
The last one to go in is Suanie la, since shes the only female so she kena bully by us. Sommo we all guys mah ... knot let her be in the same toilet as we are ...... hahahaha ... anyway this is her infamous "the knight stood proudly on the head of a dragon that he had slained" post!!!
PS : Who else want their pic in the toilet ??? fast email me!!! :)